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gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Prom is schadenfreude.


e: what a snipe

tax:

gbut has a new favorite as of 17:37 on Dec 22, 2023

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Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1738126132812169541

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012





That's just the LOTR tomato eating scene from a different perspective.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

One of the student parking lots at my college had trees that housed entire flocks of birds, anyone who tried to park in the shade ended up looking like this.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

lobsterminator posted:

That's just the LOTR tomato eating scene from a different perspective.

Fairly sure no one was looking at Denethor murdering those tomatoes with anything other than disgust.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
It takes a lot to ruin a man's appetite for cherry tomatoes

But Denethor done did it

Germansimp
May 28, 2013




Huh, didn't know they were producing a movie about Scott Sterling's childhood.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
https://twitter.com/antumbral/status/1738253337659871239?s=20

Content: China setting fire to a good chunk of the games industry by bringing down the hammer hard on games-as-a-service monetization.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

PurpleXVI posted:

https://twitter.com/antumbral/status/1738253337659871239?s=20

Content: China setting fire to a good chunk of the games industry by bringing down the hammer hard on games-as-a-service monetization.

:stare: holy moley

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


PurpleXVI posted:

https://twitter.com/antumbral/status/1738253337659871239?s=20

Content: China setting fire to a good chunk of the games industry by bringing down the hammer hard on games-as-a-service monetization.

Let's loving go

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
President Xi my videogames yearn for freedom

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
People's Republic of China lead my people to freedom

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

PurpleXVI posted:

https://twitter.com/antumbral/status/1738253337659871239?s=20

Content: China setting fire to a good chunk of the games industry by bringing down the hammer hard on games-as-a-service monetization.

The last line of that seems rife for exploitation.

That being said, let's loving GO

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Large Testicles posted:

i want to buy you a new red text for even attempting to insist that they're black metal despite what the song name is

They are not the best ever death metal band in Denton. This is just a tribute.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

PurpleXVI posted:

https://twitter.com/antumbral/status/1738253337659871239?s=20

Content: China setting fire to a good chunk of the games industry by bringing down the hammer hard on games-as-a-service monetization.

We need this but drat I'm gonna miss Warframe.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Bluemillion posted:

We need this but drat I'm gonna miss Warframe.

I'm not. The nickel-and-diming in that game is outrageous, and is what made me give up in disgust.

Xun
Apr 25, 2010

Hyperlynx posted:

I'm not. The nickel-and-diming in that game is outrageous, and is what made me give up in disgust.

I haven't played in a long long time and I don't remember it being too bad. Has stuff changed significantly?

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Takes No Damage posted:

If your favorite Black Metal bands don't feature an acoustic guitar and a guy drumming with trad grip then I don't know what to tell you. I feel sorry for you :(

um they are death metal not black metal :colbert:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
https://i.imgur.com/6ln9PxV.mp4

Leave her, she's the tunnel's now.

https://i.imgur.com/8kRYY7j.mp4
:stonk:

https://i.imgur.com/6n8rbLl.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/Hwcn6Hw.mp4

Stupid_Sexy_Flander has a new favorite as of 03:02 on Dec 23, 2023

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe

PurpleXVI posted:

https://twitter.com/antumbral/status/1738253337659871239?s=20

Content: China setting fire to a good chunk of the games industry by bringing down the hammer hard on games-as-a-service monetization.

gently caress yeah, China.

Spikey
May 12, 2001

From my cold, dead hands!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSXwqGFbj0Y

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

I often feel that some of these are edited to cut off at this moment because it can land as a sort of funny punctuation? But it leaves me so worried. I wish they wouldn't cut it for "comedic effect;" I want to see if the kid didn't break his neck :\

edit to clarify: I'm not that interested if the kid didn't break his neck, but I am left with a feeling of unease, rather than comedy, which I think is why these things are sometimes edited this way, but maybe I'm overthinking

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

This is what Ken Paxton wants.

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

credburn posted:

I often feel that some of these are edited to cut off at this moment because it can land as a sort of funny punctuation? But it leaves me so worried. I wish they wouldn't cut it for "comedic effect;" I want to see if the kid didn't break his neck :\

edit to clarify: I'm not that interested if the kid didn't break his neck, but I am left with a feeling of unease, rather than comedy, which I think is why these things are sometimes edited this way, but maybe I'm overthinking

I doubt he broke his neck. But the poor little fucker likely messed his face up good.

Having done similar things multiple times at a similar age ...

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



those were just baby teeth anyway, he'll get new ones in a few years

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/ShouldHaveCat/status/1738514923599036878?s=20

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



PurpleXVI posted:

https://twitter.com/antumbral/status/1738253337659871239?s=20

Content: China setting fire to a good chunk of the games industry by bringing down the hammer hard on games-as-a-service monetization.

Hell yeah, China.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
There were allegations of political dissidents in the microtransactions.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

I did this exact thing when I was about 9 years old. Landed on my loving face and busted my two front teeth both in half to where they made triangle shaped hole. I looked like a Dracula with his fangs on the wrong teeth. I had caps on them for years but finally got full implants.

The shad is really on me because now I want all my teeth to be implants.

Guess I'll go for a quick bike ride on a pothole strewn street later.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/tx3CyLj.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/6ln9PxV.mp4

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK has a new favorite as of 12:51 on Dec 23, 2023

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


China is doing that to stop people getting so readily addicted to videogames with predatory gambling tactics, rather than because they love gamers.

However, as someone who is disgusted by predatory gambling tactics (the uks famous "if you're addicted to gambling, simply don't be", campaign, for instance), and loves videogames it can only be a good thing.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Drone_Fragger posted:

China is doing that to stop people getting so readily addicted to videogames with predatory gambling tactics, rather than because they love gamers.

Of course, these are the right reasons. You really shouldn't love gamers though, like ew.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Drone_Fragger posted:

(the uks famous "if you're addicted to gambling, simply don't be", campaign, for instance)

In the end, the machines will win.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://i.imgur.com/7YE2hNL.mp4

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
From what I've read about cholla cactuses, the rest of that person's entire day is going to be tweezers and pain

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Sharp left! Sharp left! Sharp pain! Sharp pain!

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010


Honestly that's a pretty solid recovery. I probably would've eaten poo poo twice as bad in the same situation.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Yeah slowing down then a gentle fall was about the best way that could have ended for her.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
Got real lucky the treebed had smooth pebblestones instead of the classic tiny gravel that instantly stops pretty much all forward momentum

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HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


A friend of mine hit an uncovered water valve hole in the street on one of those scooters. She broke everything in her jaw, separated both tmj, broke a bunch of teeth, maybe even her palate, and at least one orbit. Oh and got a tbi or course.

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