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Xaris posted:yeah i actually liked the idea. it was kinda cool to see that "what if jurassic park didn't break before it opened" realized. ultimately movie wasn't very good but it was definitely fun And it's still keeping on the theme of hubris. JP1 failed because of the easy stuff. JW is what happened when they took more care in handling the easy stuff and to not have as many carnivores, and they managed to get it open and keep it open for a couple years (?), but then they got greedy and arrogant and complacent thinking they could not only have large carnivores, but a totally new species bred to be as dangerous as possible for marketing reasons.
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skooma512 posted:And it's still keeping on the theme of hubris. JP1 failed because of the easy stuff. JW is what happened when they took more care in handling the easy stuff and to not have as many carnivores, and they managed to get it open and keep it open for a couple years (?), but then they got greedy and arrogant and complacent thinking they could not only have large carnivores, but a totally new species bred to be as dangerous as possible for marketing reasons.
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:I remain unconvinced that they didn't insert the sound from a carnival prize game toy for that effect. they literally edited in a slide whistle sound effect when he slips on the hill in the rain later lol
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The lesson of Barbie is that dudes rocking rocks so hard that the women who run the matriarchy utopia are immediately rocked so hard by the dudes rocking that they consent to build a patriarchy so that rocking by the dudes, for the dudes, and through the dudes shall not perish from Barbieland And the only thing that haters could do to stop it is literally introduce war, which was unknown in Barbieland until Barbie (Eve/Pandora) unleashed it upon dudes So in a way, she really had become death destroyer of worlds It really makes u think
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Buck Wildman posted:I just like ryan gosling
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Buck Wildman posted:I just like ryan gosling
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Buck Wildman posted:I just like ryan gosling
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Buck Wildman posted:I just like ryan gosling
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Greg12 posted:The lesson of Barbie is that dudes rocking rocks so hard that the women who run the matriarchy utopia are immediately rocked so hard by the dudes rocking that they consent to build a patriarchy so that rocking by the dudes, for the dudes, and through the dudes shall not perish from Barbieland I like how all the Kens beat each other up until they forgot why they were doing it and started dancing The dudes abide
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Xaris posted:the plot was incoherent but wasn't it because they were raking in govt MIC profits to secretly develop a superdinokilla9999 for the military?
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I like how all the Kens beat each other up until they forgot why they were doing it and started dancing
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Buck Wildman posted:I just like ryan gosling Well I don’t!
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Clip-On Fedora posted:Well I don’t! you're just jealous he's a better dancer than you
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Buck Wildman posted:you're just jealous he's a better dancer than you only because he learned it from the DEVIL
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I just cannot suspend my disbelief at the running “Dino-MIC” plotline of the Jurassic sequels. They’re not Godzilla, they’re just dumb animals made of flesh, they are literally more vulnerable to bullets than a modern soldier. Like worrying about lion and elephant navy seals.
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galagazombie posted:I just cannot suspend my disbelief at the running “Dino-MIC” plotline of the Jurassic sequels. They’re not Godzilla, they’re just dumb animals made of flesh, they are literally more vulnerable to bullets than a modern soldier. Like worrying about lion and elephant navy seals. That's by far the most realistic part
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Buck Wildman posted:my favorite scene in jurassic park is newman trolling the corporate espionage guy in the beginning he deserved it he was a pedo IRL
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if I saw a triceratops coming my way I'd just say gently caress it the marines can have this shithole
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if they had just let snyder make a star war would it have been better or worse than rebel moon
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It would have been exactly Rebel Moon, even the same title
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Buck Wildman posted:I just like ryan gosling the very first time i saw ryan gosling was in 1993 on are you afraid of the dark with gilbert goffrey and have lliked gosling every since https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6ve7ro
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Ghost Leviathan posted:That's by far the most realistic part No not that I can’t believe that the MIC would’ve that stupid/greedy to sell something useless, cause I can. It’s that the narrative treats it as anything but. “Military Dinos” are treated as something nefarious and effective that must be stopped rather than as corporate grift.
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Buck Wildman posted:if I saw a triceratops coming my way I'd just say gently caress it the marines can have this shithole i would pet it
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HootTheOwl posted:Is rebel moon any good or is it more Snyder super dark Green screen stuff it's not super dark at least
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1glitch0 posted:When this first debuted didn't people say that copyright issues aside the movie sucked? but enough about winnie the pooh blood and honey
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loquacius posted:oh also it makes sense that Newman would set the entire park's computer system up with an insane bespoke vectorgrafx unix distro, because his plan revolves around him being the only IT guy at the park and nobody else knowing how to use his poo poo spending billions of dollars cloning dinosaurs only to halfass the it system with a single nepotism hire sounds pretty onbrand for capitalism tho fake edit huh so nedry isnt actually related to hammond in any way ive just been assuming he was all these years because "youre a grown man you can deal with your own problems" is a hell of a thing to say to a guy who complains correctly that hes being underpaid if he wasnt given the job as a favor
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loquacius posted:your own article literally says it was never finished and is mostly known for having appeared in Jurassic Park lmao still smdh that the turboexpress never took off in the united states after its appearance in the hit film enemy of the state as a vidja game machine with game cards that could be plausibly mistaken for then contemporary camera cards
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galagazombie posted:No not that I can’t believe that the MIC would’ve that stupid/greedy to sell something useless, cause I can. It’s that the narrative treats it as anything but. “Military Dinos” are treated as something nefarious and effective that must be stopped rather than as corporate grift.
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Just watched Rebel Moon and feel like watching a baby movie would've been more intellectually stimulating. The politics of it are submental. I don't think Zack Snyder even knows what kings and queens are, he just knows that they're supposed to be the people in charge of countries. e: obviously I do recommend seeing it. it's the perfect time for it to drop while "plagiarism" is a hot topic online too, because you can see what they ripped off from for every single scene. It's like 6 different movies and IP all running in the same script. It's Star Wars, and John Carter of Mars, and Warhammer 40k, and Seven Samurai, and Game of Thrones, and I, Robot!, and the list goes on and on. There's an entire scene that's just the Star Wars cantina scene, only it's way more lame and the action sucks. Watch it now! Pener Kropoopkin has issued a correction as of 11:20 on Dec 23, 2023 |
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Just watched Rebel Moon and feel like watching a baby movie would've been more intellectually stimulating. The politics of it are submental. I don't think Zack Snyder even knows what kings and queens are, he just knows that they're supposed to be the people in charge of countries. clearly you just gotta wait for the 4 hour snydercut for it to be good i was actually kinda interested in it when the trailer came out last year or w/e. sad that it sucks but not surprising
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Whose the writer for Rebel Moon? Feels like Snyder based on its plot being like the extended sentence of a particularly imaginative 10 year old.
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I love Kojima reviews so much https://twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/1738484351908958391?t=UGYRUr8BWceGBR9oedj3MQ&s=19
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KirbyKhan posted:I love Kojima reviews so much You know it cuts like a knife because he's from the school of "if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all." Always funny when he tweets, like, "saw the Marvels" and that's all.
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