[P/I] Dear university students, my advice to you is to become familiar with the Quran

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ContinuityNewTimes: Dec 30, 2010; Я выдуман напрочь

Cerebral Bore posted:

to be fair if i was running a us client state that's jonesing for war, an interaction with biden would be a very sobering reminder that you can't trust the americans for poo poo

What do you mean? He'll send any number of F-86s

# ? Dec 23, 2023 19:24

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 21:06

Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/12/22/world/europe/beeri-massacre.html

buried in the middle of this long narrative article about what happened in be'eri on 10/7 is an israeli general just straight up admitting to the new york times that he decided it was necessary to kill the hostages - including two children - in order to save them

edit: reread the piece and realize i should put an :nms:

warning on this because also buried in the article is a (non-autoplay, marked as disturbing content) video of a car full of guys escaping the music festival pulling up to the kibbutz gate and as it open for them a hamas guy steps out from hiding and riddles the car with gunfire

Apraxin has issued a correction as of 04:53 on Dec 24, 2023

# ? Dec 23, 2023 19:30

ContinuityNewTimes: Dec 30, 2010; Я выдуман напрочь

Apraxin posted:

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/12/22/world/europe/beeri-massacre.html

buried in the middle of this long narrative article about what happened in be'eri on 10/7 is an israeli general just straight up admitting to the new york times that he decided it was necessary to kill the hostages - including two children - in order to save them

Lol that it looks like the civilian casualties on October 7 were mostly victims of their valiant protectors

# ? Dec 23, 2023 19:34

Diet Crack: Jan 15, 2001

I didn't know tanks could fire "light" shells - they tend to just shoot the round they're designed for..

# ? Dec 23, 2023 19:41

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

merkavas spearing individual ravers with sabot rounds

# ? Dec 23, 2023 19:45

ContinuityNewTimes: Dec 30, 2010; Я выдуман напрочь

Diet Crack posted:

I didn't know tanks could fire "light" shells - they tend to just shoot the round they're designed for..

Just a cute widdle shell

# ? Dec 23, 2023 19:47

Cerebral Bore: Apr 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

Diet Crack posted:

I didn't know tanks could fire "light" shells - they tend to just shoot the round they're designed for..

maybe they mean illumination shells?

in any case tanks usually have a variety of shells that they're designed to shoot

# ? Dec 23, 2023 19:49

Bouillon Rube: Aug 6, 2009

ContinuityNewTimes posted:

Just a cute widdle shell

🎵 die on organic poison gas 🎵

# ? Dec 23, 2023 19:51

Cerebral Bore: Apr 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

though honestly i wouldn't be surprised if there was some mic grift project to develop "less lethal" tank gun ammo

# ? Dec 23, 2023 19:54

ContinuityNewTimes: Dec 30, 2010; Я выдуман напрочь

Cerebral Bore posted:

maybe they mean illumination shells?

in any case tanks usually have a variety of shells that they're designed to shoot

Burned to death by magnesium fired by the most moral army on earth

# ? Dec 23, 2023 20:00

ContinuityNewTimes: Dec 30, 2010; Я выдуман напрочь

Cerebral Bore posted:

though honestly i wouldn't be surprised if there was some mic grift project to develop "less lethal" tank gun ammo

I'm old enough to remember when they were talking about putting seeds in shells (I am more than 3 years old)

ContinuityNewTimes has issued a correction as of 20:06 on Dec 23, 2023

# ? Dec 23, 2023 20:00

stephenthinkpad: Jan 2, 2020

Diet Crack posted:

I didn't know tanks could fire "light" shells - they tend to just shoot the round they're designed for..

Taser shells

# ? Dec 23, 2023 20:07

boo boo bear: Oct 1, 2009; I'm COMPLETELY OBSESSED with SEXY EGGS

Cerebral Bore posted:

maybe they mean illumination shells?

in any case tanks usually have a variety of shells that they're designed to shoot

aren't illumination shells just white phosphorus shells with better branding?

# ? Dec 23, 2023 20:07

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

30.5 Days posted:

from aje, ansarallah continue the fight

Somehow I doubt Ansar Allah struck a ship 2,600 km from Sana'a. Maybe Iran.

Brogeoisie posted:

Dec 23 (Reuters) - An Iranian Revolutionary Guards commander said the Mediterranean Sea could be closed if the United States and its allies continued to commit "crimes" in Gaza, Iranian media reported on Saturday, without explaining how that would happen.

Lol that Reuters can't even get the name of the IRGC correct.

Anthony Balogna posted:

Where/how can I read more about this?

I would ask the nerds in the modern history thread.

Burn Zone posted:

no idea about the guys in the photo. the pornhub patches make them look more like meme-lords than true ~~blue~~red Wagner. You can buy that exact Wagner patch on ebay. However there are definitely some dudes from that region in Gaza as evidenced by this video: https://t.me/warmonitors/18653

if anyone can tell the difference I would love to know which one they're speaking

Worth noting that half of Ukraine is Russophone, including Azov.

# ? Dec 23, 2023 20:10

Mister Bates: Aug 4, 2010

Diet Crack posted:

I didn't know tanks could fire "light" shells - they tend to just shoot the round they're designed for..

they probably mean an antipersonnel round of some kind, like high explosive or canister, instead of one of the various armor-piercing rounds that would mostly just go through the house instead of blowing it up

# ? Dec 23, 2023 20:24

Cerebral Bore: Apr 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

boo boo bear posted:

aren't illumination shells just white phosphorus shells with better branding?

many of them, yes

# ? Dec 23, 2023 20:24

ContinuityNewTimes: Dec 30, 2010; Я выдуман напрочь

Mister Bates posted:

they probably mean an antipersonnel round of some kind, like high explosive or canister, instead of one of the various armor-piercing rounds that would mostly just go through the house instead of blowing it up

More efficiently pulverising old ladies and kids

# ? Dec 23, 2023 20:29

BeanpolePeckerwood: May 4, 2004; I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

crepeface posted:

# ? Dec 23, 2023 20:35

Sancho Banana: Aug 4, 2023; Not to be confused with meat.

Using Google translate:

#Urgent | Abu Ubaida: We lost contact with the group responsible for 5 Zionist prisoners as a result of Zionist bombing, and we believe that the prisoners were most likely killed as a result of the bombing.
‎#Gaza_War

https://twitter.com/AJArabic/status/1738576441241989165?t=Uu2GWqGiUQKdPVqVsHSx_Q&s=19

# ? Dec 23, 2023 20:43

ContinuityNewTimes: Dec 30, 2010; Я выдуман напрочь

Sancho Banana posted:

Using Google translate:

#Urgent | Abu Ubaida: We lost contact with the group responsible for 5 Zionist prisoners as a result of Zionist bombing, and we believe that the prisoners were most likely killed as a result of the bombing.
‎#Gaza_War

https://twitter.com/AJArabic/status/1738576441241989165?t=Uu2GWqGiUQKdPVqVsHSx_Q&s=19

Look, 8 hostages to 20,000 unrelated civilians is a good ratio

# ? Dec 23, 2023 20:46

1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

I have a suspicion that when all the numbers on this war are collated in like five years, Israel will have killed more Israeli civilians than Hamas did.

# ? Dec 23, 2023 20:47

Honky Mao: Dec 26, 2012

1stGear posted:

I have a suspicion that when all the numbers on this war are collated in like five years, Israel will have killed more Israeli civilians than Hamas did.

this is already very clearly the case

# ? Dec 23, 2023 20:49

ContinuityNewTimes: Dec 30, 2010; Я выдуман напрочь

1stGear posted:

I have a suspicion that when all the numbers on this war are collated in like five years, Israel will have killed more Israeli civilians than Hamas did.

When the numbers are collated 20 years ago

# ? Dec 23, 2023 21:08

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3: Nov 15, 2003

Diet Crack posted:

I didn't know tanks could fire "light" shells - they tend to just shoot the round they're designed for..

The person who inserted that word should be shot with a light shell.

# ? Dec 23, 2023 21:13

30.5 Days: Nov 19, 2006

from aje, Israel says 5% of their post-10/7 injuries have happened in the last 24 hours

quote:

Israeli military: 5 soldiers killed in south and north Gaza
The military also says 44 soldiers were injured in the past 24 hours, 10 of whom are in critical condition.

In a statement, the army said 189 have been wounded critically in ground operations, 310 with medium injuries and 327 lightly wounded.

# ? Dec 23, 2023 21:18

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

height of flames becoming downright uncontrollable.

# ? Dec 23, 2023 21:23

Griz: May 21, 2001

Diet Crack posted:

I didn't know tanks could fire "light" shells - they tend to just shoot the round they're designed for..

I wonder if they have canister shot

# ? Dec 23, 2023 21:23

BOGO LOAD: Jul 1, 2004; "You know I always had trouble really chewing the fat with my pops. Just listen to him..."

Diet Crack posted:

I didn't know tanks could fire "light" shells - they tend to just shoot the round they're designed for..

I used to be able to ask for "light shells" at the gas station. Now they give me a blank stare and I have to clarify "the blue shells? Hard pack?" and point at the shelf behind them.

# ? Dec 23, 2023 21:24