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Soul Dentist posted:
"Hearos" is pretty good tho.
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Agents are GO! posted:not falling for that again I am. And again later too.
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oldpainless posted:Go to bing and search For “man lays big pipe in hole til it squirts” The last time I used bing it was just now, accidentally, when I was trying to run a program installed on my computer. I hit the start button, typed, and without thinking hit enter. This launched I finally managed to close this bullshit by hammering alt+f4 repeatedly. davidspackage posted:"Hearos" is pretty good tho. Anyway, I just did a search (e: not on bing, gently caress you Microsoft) and the "sleep pretty" ones are made by Hearos. So that's pretty lovely of them. Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 07:43 on Dec 24, 2023 |
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SpacePig posted:For Her brands are always very funny to me.
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Knormal posted:I'm clicking but the video won't play if you want to see a boob, just turn off your monitor
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Hyperlynx posted:Anyway, I just did a search (e: not on bing, gently caress you Microsoft) and the "sleep pretty" ones are made by Hearos. So that's pretty lovely of them. Yes it's obvious from the picture that they're the exact same product in different colors.
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Jabberlock posted:if you want to see a boob, just turn off your monitor I did, it was just mournful.
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Hyperlynx posted:The last time I used bing it was just now, accidentally, when I was trying to run a program installed on my computer. I hit the start button, typed, and without thinking hit enter. This launched Weirdly, Bing also came up right away after I booted up my laptop a few hours ago. I never use Bing. I thought nothing of it until now.
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Soul Dentist posted:
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# ? Dec 24, 2023 12:52 |
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what a crock. everybody knows we shove them straight into our ears
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Someone could become pregnant, give birth, and be very far into a second pregnancy by the time I run out of the box of Q-Tips I own.
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How many ears do you have?
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Soul Dentist posted:
The joke better be that the ones on the right are iceberg menthol flavored while the ones on the left are dipped in Captain rear end in a top hat's nuclear rectum annihilator Bhut Jolokia sauce.
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# ? Dec 24, 2023 13:19 |
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Flavored Earplugs For Synesthetes
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# ? Dec 24, 2023 13:47 |
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Mauser posted:How many ears do you have? Not enough, obviously
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Mauser posted:How many ears do you have? 625
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The Mighty Moltres posted:Someone could become pregnant, give birth, and be very far into a second pregnancy by the time I run out of the box of Q-Tips I own. A rather odd frame of reference, but I always heard q-tips aren't recommended by doctors, so good on you for using them sparingly, The Mighty Moltres. This could of course just be insidious propaganda peddled by the pro-ear wax lobby
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# ? Dec 24, 2023 14:43 |
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theflyingexecutive posted:Yes it's obvious from the picture that they're the exact same product in different colors.
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Hirayuki posted:The ones ~for ladies~ are clearly sized for daintier ears. Ah, yes, the two sizes: womanchild and manadult.
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Biblically Accurate Goon
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Germans: We've had enough of the old joke that our language is just militaristic shouting. It is perfectly capable of expressing intricate poetic sentiments. Meanwhile, in the real world:
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Gideon Ofnir alt account spotted
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Phlegmish posted:A rather odd frame of reference, but I always heard q-tips aren't recommended by doctors, so good on you for using them sparingly, The Mighty Moltres. Yeah it's better to use those squirt bulb things. Beats the gently caress out of q-tips and there's no chance of accidentally impacting a bunch of earwax. Switched like a decade ago and haven't had any issues with hearing or earwax since then
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Kit Walker posted:Yeah it's better to use those squirt bulb things. Beats the gently caress out of q-tips and there's no chance of accidentally impacting a bunch of earwax. Switched like a decade ago and haven't had any issues with hearing or earwax since then I found one of those in my bathroom once, how are you supposed to use them?
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LookieLoo posted:I found one of those in my bathroom once, how are you supposed to use them? You cram the nozzle in one of your tear ducts and squeeze the bulb.
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LookieLoo posted:I found one of those in my bathroom once, how are you supposed to use them? same way as you use the three seashells
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LookieLoo posted:I found one of those in my bathroom once, how are you supposed to use them? Fill 'em up with lukewarm water, hold your head to the side so your ear points down, slowly insert it as far as it comfortably goes, then squeeze it hard to get the water shooting with some force. A weak squeeze won't necessarily displace anything, but you can try with less force at first to see what feels comfortable, I guess. At least that's how I do it. Ideally I try to get the length of the neck lying against the ear canal so the water kind of cascades along the side and scoops anything out. Might need to repeat a couple times per ear. I just do it like once a month or something in the shower when I'm feeling like it's about time. It makes my hearing way sharper for a while, too Kit Walker has a new favorite as of 16:45 on Dec 24, 2023 |
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you stick em up your rear end hth
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At the clinic we rinse out earwax with a little spray nozzle using warm water with alcohol and hydrogen peroxide. We constantly see people that have hosed up their ears with Q-tips and still inexplicably think that following advice for not putting q-tips in your ears is for nerds. It’s very stupid to smash a cotton swab down your ear canal like you’re tamping a goddamn cannon with a rammer. Yes, I’m talking to you.
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That’s a situation where I think the correct response is “what exactly did you expect would happen?”
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freeedr posted:It’s very stupid to smash a cotton swab down your ear canal like you’re tamping a goddamn cannon with a rammer. Yes, I’m talking to you. That would be a very stupid way to attempt to clean your ear with one, yes
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maybeadracula posted:That would be a very stupid way to attempt to clean your ear with one, yes So what's the correct secret handshake maneuver, don't leave me hanging
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You put it in your ear carefully and then scoop outwards.
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gbut posted:Ah, yes, the two sizes: womanchild and manadult. Women generally have smaller ear canals. I doubt it matters for qtips but if an ear plug is too big it won't set right. Probably don't need to make them pink and blue though.
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Guyver posted:Women generally have smaller ear canals. I doubt it matters for qtips but if an ear plug is too big it won't set right. Probably don't need to make them pink and blue though. Or, maybe, consider the existence of various ear canal sizes across the population regardless of the attached genitalia? E: what I’m trying to say is I’d like to see less of these gendered “norms” and the body shaming they create. gbut has a new favorite as of 19:18 on Dec 24, 2023 |
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Bespoke earplugs
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It's a bit blurry, but I don't see anything about gender or genitalia on those at all. Something being pink doesn't mean it's for women. Little baby men like soft things
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I would rather you fondon't
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drat the detail on that wood is insa..what the gently caress
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