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Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Safety Dance posted:

Did we already know Little Nephew was named Charlie? I don't remember ever learning this.
I believe it came up when he was revolutionizing Wales.

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Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




CHARLEY SMUCKLES SUICIDE WATCH '05

moot the hopple
Apr 26, 2008

dyslexic Bowie clone
Little Nephew is so relentless about Ray's flayed bozack.

Dunny
Jul 11, 2022

On that secret Taco Bell menu since small times

(Thanks for the Achewood collection, dude)

Safety Dance posted:

Did we already know Little Nephew was named Charlie? I don't remember ever learning this.

I think it was here: https://achewood.com/2005/11/03/title.html

That's the earliest that OhNoRobot can find.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Only a few clicks away from the big metal tank that says YALE on it.

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


Sockser posted:

CHARLEY SMUCKLES SUICIDE WATCH '05



I don't care what you say or who you thought you knew you were - - Ray Smuckles is destroying this car.

mutantIke
Oct 24, 2022

Born in '04
Certified Zoomer
Today's strip is following up on an old arc, right? I remember something about Teodor writing inane life affirmations

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

mutantIke posted:

Today's strip is following up on an old arc, right? I remember something about Teodor writing inane life affirmations

https://achewood.com/2016/07/08/title.html

"Now go to your room and do not use English again until I say it is okay."

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
unclear whether it's a cease and desist or he's been hired to ghost write

RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.


chunkles posted:

unclear whether it's a cease and desist or he's been hired to ghost write

The latter is unlikely, as T is a known Ditherer.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

RocketMermaid posted:

The latter is unlikely, as T is a known Ditherer.

Oh, this is great, coming from you.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

ullerrm posted:

https://achewood.com/2016/07/08/title.html

"Now go to your room and do not use English again until I say it is okay."

“Dance like there’s a used condom in your sandal and you don’t know how it got there” is just perfection.

moot the hopple
Apr 26, 2008

dyslexic Bowie clone
:lol: at this part from today's reissued strip, goddamn it Ray



csammis
Aug 26, 2003

Mental Institution
I had never seen this Dark Horse comic before and it was a beautiful treat to start out 2024

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

I viscerally remember reading that but I don't think I remembered where it was from, especially since there's a strip too

moot the hopple
Apr 26, 2008

dyslexic Bowie clone
One thing I just realized about Ray's scenario is that he is wearing a birthday party hat, which suggests the offscreen presence of a birthday cake, ready to be sat upon.

mutantIke
Oct 24, 2022

Born in '04
Certified Zoomer
pretty good imitation
https://twitter.com/UnwinderH/status/1742048778616770783

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

moot the hopple posted:

:lol: at this part from today's reissued strip, goddamn it Ray

Yeah, this strip feels familiar but also not, I can only assume I only ever read it the one time.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

more falafel please posted:

I viscerally remember reading that but I don't think I remembered where it was from, especially since there's a strip too

I had forgotten the line "I wonder if Santa Claus knew you'd be a crazy piece of poo poo when you turned fifty," and drat

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Antivehicular posted:

I had forgotten the line "I wonder if Santa Claus knew you'd be a crazy piece of poo poo when you turned fifty," and drat
"a certain legal tenderness" is still how I refer to money that comes from the less licit side of enterprises

and despite that one sticking, I also had forgotten that.

Pattonesque
Jul 15, 2004
johnny jesus and the infield fly rule

more falafel please posted:

I viscerally remember reading that but I don't think I remembered where it was from, especially since there's a strip too

this strip is, in terms of vibes, identical to the Great Outdoor Fight

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Jesus Christ Teodor

Jesus CHRIST

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

DACK FAYDEN posted:

"a certain legal tenderness" is still how I refer to money that comes from the less licit side of enterprises

and despite that one sticking, I also had forgotten that.

"People who squashed the back of their shoe with their heel rather than working their whole foot into the shoe" is such a perfect descriptor that I have used often.

Pattonesque
Jul 15, 2004
johnny jesus and the infield fly rule
Beef's gonna have to have the greatest yard sale of all time to bring Teodor out of this

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

I know Onstad does a much better job writing men, but it's still worth noting that it's master-class.

I have in my past, insulted someone and been insulted about ability to change a drill-bit.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

World War Mammories posted:

Jesus Christ Teodor

Jesus CHRIST

You folded with a focus and intensity normally only seen in successes

moot the hopple
Apr 26, 2008

dyslexic Bowie clone
"Well look whose cock tastes like soap" is actually quite an accomplishment and cause for remark in Lyle's world

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
I don't think this ends well for Teodore.

Tall Tale Teller
May 20, 2003
Grave? Shovel! Let's go.

Teodor is eternally the schlemiel and the schlimazel.

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


Dammit im unemployed and I was waiting to have something steady before ponying up for the "looks-like-you're-slipping-on-money" patreon tier but all these live reactions might force me to just pay for the basic new comics tier already

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

Zefiel posted:

Dammit im unemployed and I was waiting to have something steady before ponying up for the "looks-like-you're-slipping-on-money" patreon tier but all these live reactions might force me to just pay for the basic new comics tier already

Been there, my dude. December / January are the suckiest time of year to be unemployed because business hasn't picked up so you're sitting around letting your brain cook in worry and boredom.


If you have a venmo / cashapp / google pay address I'll slip you a hot 10 to get started.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Tall Tale Teller posted:

Teodor is eternally the schlemiel and the schlimazel.

and yet also the hassenpfeffer

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


Scags McDouglas posted:

Been there, my dude. December / January are the suckiest time of year to be unemployed because business hasn't picked up so you're sitting around letting your brain cook in worry and boredom.


If you have a venmo / cashapp / google pay address I'll slip you a hot 10 to get started.

Aw man why you even got to do a thing! The achewood thread is consistently so generous, thanks man, but don't worry, it's not that bad for me!

Zefiel fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Jan 6, 2024

RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.


I gotta say, describing Lyle as an "onion-scented toilet weight" is one of T's better comebacks.

But still... Jesus Christ, man, they're lining up a giant novelty boxing glove labeled "hubris" just for you.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

more falafel please posted:

I viscerally remember reading that but I don't think I remembered where it was from, especially since there's a strip too

As is common with the comic, I caught something new on this reread: the sale is actually supposed to start at 9.

SebAndSeb
Apr 23, 2007

hello

more falafel please posted:

I viscerally remember reading that but I don't think I remembered where it was from, especially since there's a strip too

There's so much gold in this one but job interview guy has always been a personal favourite. Amazing how much can be conveyed about a character and their situation in one interaction.

YOU SAVED MY LIFE, DOOD!

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



They finished at 9 because Beef knows his market.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Beef really missed his calling as the logistics guys for a mid sized EVE online alliance

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

MikeCrotch posted:

Beef really missed his calling as the logistics guys for a mid sized EVE online alliance

This is really specific and it's making me really mad.

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ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

A.o.D. posted:

This is really specific and it's making me really mad.

you know beef has them spreadsheets for T2 production

always low key complaining about trit and iso prices

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