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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > SNF 12/24 Pats-Colts: The Nightmare Before Christmas
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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 FYI: The Patriots have scored more then 21 points ONCE all season.

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Russian Guyovitch
Apr 22, 2008

Some little mice sat in the barn to spin. Pussy came by and popped her head in. What are you doing my little men?
 This is just pure, uncut clownball.

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Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

 *Marty McFly stares at a copy of the Boston Globe as a photo of Caleb Williams in a Patriots jersey fades into invisibility*

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Acquilae
May 15, 2013

 9-7 to 23-7 in like 5 seconds :laffo:

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

SalTheBard posted:

I hope Brandon Perna is ok

The NEW new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new Worst Game Ever!

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

 Belichick mad because he bet the under on Pats points

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maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID
why in the name of the newborn living lord was this game not flexed out of primetime

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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Thay middle age couple looks resigned

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Despera posted:

that was the platonic ideal of clownball

That's why I'm loving it even though there's Pats success involved

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RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!
Beat them by 70!

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DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
Imagine gutting out the cold for THIS

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Kalit
Nov 6, 2006

The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.
The Pats have only scored 26 points all season up to this game?? :laffo:

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://youtu.be/xpOY4u8hL_E?si=nZFO1rdj2nA0To7z

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

SalTheBard posted:

I hope Brandon Perna is ok

lotta new worst game evers in the past 5 weeks

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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
i love my stupid fuckin patriots

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

maruhkati posted:

why in the name of the newborn living lord was this game not flexed out of primetime

for our entertainment

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
one of these teams is not making the playoffs, can you guess which one?

lol trick question, neither of them are

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Scallop Eyes
Oct 16, 2021
 That was a christmas miracle for my enjoyment of this game

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SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

The Unnamed One posted:

He's live right, and he is not

I just turned on Grossis stream to see the meltdown

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Kalit posted:

The Pats have only scored 26 points all season up to this game?? :laffo:

in the third quarter

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Kalit posted:

The Pats have only scored 26 points all season up to this game?? :laffo:
in the 3rd quarter

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DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

Kalit posted:

The Pats have only scored 26 points all season up to this game?? :laffo:

I think they said in the 3rd quarter

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 I have been kind of watching this game and I had no idea it was 23-7

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DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
Don’t worry guys.. Russ about to cook

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Number 8 knew what play was coming lol

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Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin
This game is redeemed, lol.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Pats have scored:

29, 23 (tonight), 21, 20, 17, 17, 17, 17, 15, 7, 6, 3, 0, 0 this season

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD

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UP AND ADAM
Jan 24, 2007

by Pragmatica
Lmfao BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Oh Russ.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Barmore HATES Russell Wilson

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Broncos are done lol

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Rogue0071
Dec 8, 2009

Grey Hunter's next target.

maruhkati posted:

why in the name of the newborn living lord was this game not flexed out of primetime

They already flexxed the Pats out of primetime last week.

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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

 absolutely astounding

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Oh my god broncos

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DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
Delicious cookin’ right there

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011
 allegic to the pigskin

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

 Santa is being so giving this year

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HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
 i blame the intense orangeness of the uniforms

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
The Sunday night game was last night on peacock

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