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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Merry Nickmas GDT!
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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
You deserve that chiefs

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 I am *shocked* there was no flag there.

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
 :sickos:

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005

Kirios posted:

I am *shocked* there was no flag there.
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trilljester
Dec 7, 2004

The People's Tight End.
Good no call on that. Great coverage

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 Raiders defense is kinda ballin'

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

 lmfao this game

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Kirios posted:

I am *shocked* there was no flag there.

Hard to flag the coverage guy when he gets his hand right on the ball

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
It's time to bench Mahomes, he clearly doesn't have it anymore.

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Raiders defense is just playing so much faster and harder than anybody on the Chiefs offense.

I feel like when nobody is blocking, nobody is catching, nobody is hanging onto the ball and nobody is getting open and the only way you can get down the field is the QB scrambling, broken plays and flags, your offensive coordinator is probably doing a bad job coordinator your offense. Who's the Chiefs OC again?

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
drat Tyson Bagent beat this team

Mahomes can't do poo poo against them?

* # ? Dec 25, 2023 21:42
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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Man the commentators are not giving the Raiders any credit lol

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
Yep, Mahomes will get going any minute now.

Any minute.

Surely.

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elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound
lmao that the raiders are up 13 with only 130 yards gained on offense

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 hats off to that RB for actually peeling back into space instead of following his blockers into a wall

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Dexo posted:

drat Tyson Bagent beat this team

Mahomes can't do poo poo against them?

Clearly Mahomes needs to learn better from Bagent.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 lol at 65 offensive plays and only 7 points.

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Aiden complete a pass I’m begging you

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

MJeff posted:

Who's the Chiefs OC again?

Matt Nagy again who was once a promising coach but unfortunately famously went insane a few years ago.

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elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound

Grittybeard posted:

Matt Nagy again who was once a promising coach but unfortunately famously went insane a few years ago.

he forgot how to BE YOU.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

CharlestheHammer posted:

Aiden complete a pass I’m begging you

no

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Good lord Raiders learn to keep a drive alive. You are giving Chiefs too many chances.

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 Tony Romo in the get up looks like he spends all day hanging out in front of a liquor store.

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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

 Lmao

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
 lol the montage of every receiver super open

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Raiders gonna win this game with like 125 yards of offense.

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 Taylor after the game: "My boyfriend cannot throw himself the ball"

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 MVS shouldn't count as a reciever for intentional grounding purposes because no way were you really trying to throw to him.

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J33uk
Oct 24, 2005

TheKingslayer posted:

Tony Romo in the get up looks like he spends all day hanging out in front of a liquor store.

gently caress it, dude is having fun and there isn't enough of that in US sports broadcasting. Everything is so drat earnest.

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003

TheKingslayer posted:

Tony Romo in the get up looks like he spends all day hanging out in front of a liquor store.
Who amongst us

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I don't think Raphael has a future in announcing.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

AndrewP posted:

Taylor after the game: "My boyfriend cannot throw himself the ball"

Taylor after the game, Max Crosby is my boyfriend now

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 NATE HOBBS YOU ARE THE WORST TACKLER

good lordt

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

CharlestheHammer posted:

Aiden complete a pass I’m begging you

not in his skillset

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

 Raiders maybe just dont let him run?

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Rusty Rickshaw
Apr 30, 2008

AndrewP posted:

Taylor after the game: "My boyfriend cannot throw himself the ball"

I Agree with Taylor

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The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

 Watch out if this Mahomes guy has 65 minutes

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 what happened there

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elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound
giants legend richie james

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 Let's see how well Andy Reid manages his time

* # ? Dec 25, 2023 21:53
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