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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Merry Nickmas GDT!
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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

CapnAndy posted:

jake "the snake, if snakes were famously good at kicking field goals" elliot

:hmmyes:

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






 What is this game hahaha

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

no no, go on about how good the eagles are

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 OH poo poo

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 lmao

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
LMFAO holy poo poo

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
the eagles rule

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES ARE DOGSHIT GARBAGE

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
loooooool

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bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
 Philly isnt that good

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Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
lmaooooooo

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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

 wow

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Hey there y'go, Giants.

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Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011
 Tyrod

Time

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 I appreciate the Eagles being down to clown.

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elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound
wow you’re allowed to throw it deep? the gently caress?

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Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

 gently caress Matt Patricia

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 this game kicks rear end

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Eagles defense does not exist.

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 Sorry to besmirch you Tyrod

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
That was a good pass and stiff arm

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 Well I didn't see that poo poo coming.

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 god drat the eagles secondary sucks poo poo lol

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

elime anning posted:

wow you’re allowed to throw it deep? the gently caress?
c'mere now

I think you had a TED talk about how good the eagles were, I'd like to hear it

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

elime anning posted:

wow you’re allowed to throw it deep? the gently caress?
he didn't actually, because the eagles are so good that, that didn't happen actually. eagles fans should stop complaining

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

TheKingslayer posted:

Well I didn't see that poo poo coming.
why

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 eagles doomers stay winning

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 I love being gaslit

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

 loving GO GIANTS

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014

shyduck posted:

I love being gaslit

hell, same

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
What a trash rear end team. Both lol

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 second pick six incoming

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

shyduck posted:

I love being gaslit
eagles fans should be grateful for that TD because it gives fans more opportunity to see the high flying passing offense

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
can the 2023 eagles put together a 5 minute game killing drive?



no

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The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Tygod

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

CapnAndy posted:

why

Ok I didn't see it being a TD at least.

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elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound

CapnAndy posted:

c'mere now

I think you had a TED talk about how good the eagles were, I'd like to hear it

yeah I stand by what I said but it was cool to see Reed Blankenship get stiff armed into the turf

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 swift and aj the only good eagles

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elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound
see CapnAndy you can rest easy

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Just run the ball and this game is over. Giants still can't stop swift lol

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