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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Merry Nickmas GDT!
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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

DancingMachine posted:

Lamar Jackson must be really annoying to play against. Either Seattle doesn't play the Ravens ever or I have blocked out the trauma of when they do.

now imagine it's 2019 and you've never seen him before

Ravens @ Rams wasn't anything I'd ever seen from an offense, let alone the Ravens

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011

DancingMachine posted:

Lamar Jackson must be really annoying to play against. Either Seattle doesn't play the Ravens ever or I have blocked out the trauma of when they do.

played like a month ago

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

abelwingnut posted:

fairly sure that, at least in the 2023 nfl, the most important skill a qb can have is buying time. obviously lamar's good at that given his moves. but then you combine that with the speed and he's just unstoppable.

like, no one else comes close. allen's pretty good at the first part, but i feel like half of his throws in that bought time are on the run. lamar just finds open space and plants there and can find dudes.

It hasnt been helping Mahomes much this season

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
it's just not football anymore without the Scary Swimming Pool

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pmchem
Jan 22, 2010

A big flaming stink posted:

Even makes agholor look good

unbelievable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZboH1UNhOQ

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011
 HAUNTED POOOL BABY

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Despera posted:

HAUNTED POOOL BABY
marco

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 SF needs to start bringing heat, this four man rush ain't it

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abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

It hasnt been helping Mahomes much this season

and i'd still consider him one of the best, probably top 3. lamar just happens to have a few dudes who can catch, whereas patrick doesn't. that's not mahomes's fault.

i don't think any of the chiefs' problems are mahomes. hell, he's probably kept them from being a 4-win team.

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Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."
 God the fact that there weren't 20 teams trying to sign Lamar to an offer sheet shows how dumb the NFL is.

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

AndrewP posted:

SF needs to start bringing heat, this four man rush ain't it

Alternatively, don't. It would be a nice Christmas present to me.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

It hasnt been helping Mahomes much this season

Buying 20 seconds so you can hopefully embed a football in MVS's facemask

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Another Purdy Pass

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feller
Jul 5, 2006

AndrewP posted:

SF needs to start bringing heat, this four man rush ain't it

they’ve been blitzing quite a bit it just isn’t working

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Kalit
Nov 6, 2006

The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.
This game has just officially turned sad.

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

 purdy bad

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 HAHAHAJAHAJHAHDHDHDHRHSGSHSGAGGA

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feller
Jul 5, 2006


 jfc

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Oh good god Purdy ha ha ha

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aarstar
Mar 7, 2004
 M V P

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
YESSSSSSSSSS

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The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
No seriously, put in Darnold

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Scipiotik posted:

God the fact that there weren't 20 teams trying to sign Lamar to an offer sheet shows how dumb the NFL is.

I mean the Ravens would've just matched it as evidence by them just

lol purdy

by them just paying for him.

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Purdy is having a terrible game.

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

 :lol:

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Brock "Mac Jones" Purdy

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 Wooooooow.

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 At what point do you bench him

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ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

 I'm amazed

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Oh God Queen, don't tell me you fumbles that.

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 Shook

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solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe
he's brock shurdy tonight

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
lmfao good lord

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 i'm back

purdy loving sucks lol

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trilljester
Dec 7, 2004

The People's Tight End.
That will pretty much seal the deal.

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 omfg

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
purdy sure he's not mvp

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

 FOUR! FOUR! FOUR! FOUR!

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 Brock Turdy

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

 MVPurdy

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