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jesus, when and where the gently caress is that from?
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Dec 26, 2023 14:12
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run run run rUN RUN RUN RUN
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Dec 26, 2023 14:56
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They're too close to that poo poo by a quarter mile.
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Dec 26, 2023 15:21
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By popular demand posted:She says she'll never even touch one, she was just required to go through this due to company policy. 
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Dec 26, 2023 15:45
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Yo, forklift sister sibling, definitely get her a shirt with skulls and flames and poo poo. You know the ones I mean. Also, you better be nice to her because she can totally gently caress you up with that forklift. Even if she's not likely to ever be running it.
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Dec 26, 2023 17:14
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By popular demand posted:She says she'll never even touch one, she was just required to go through this due to company policy. https://hyster-retail.mybrightsites.com/products/562688
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Dec 26, 2023 17:40
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nice obelisk idiot posted:Okay so forklift awareness and appreciation is the theme. How about this 650 dollar pewter model forklift from the Hyster-Yale web store? Forklift Certified Scented Candle for $23 on Etsy https://www.etsy.com/listing/1447853558/smells-like-forklift-certified-soy-wax
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Dec 26, 2023 18:36
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wesleywillis posted:Yo, forklift sister sibling, definitely get her a shirt with skulls and flames and poo poo. And get a matching one for yourself that says "Proud sibling of a certified forklift driver". Maybe a bumper sticker as well.
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Dec 26, 2023 18:48
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Wingnut Ninja posted:Maybe a bumper sticker as well. (she is not an operator, merely trained)"
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Dec 26, 2023 19:10
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"Everyone's a FORKLIFT OPERATOR until MY SISTER shows up"
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Dec 26, 2023 19:22
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Thin hi-viz line flag/skull decal background "Forklift certification: better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it."
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Dec 26, 2023 19:24
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Nenonen posted:"Everyone's a FORKLIFT OPERATOR until MY SISTER shows up" She’s living the dream of being forklift certified and never needing to use it. What a power move.
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Dec 26, 2023 19:30
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Correction: same words but written on a plaque with the cert and a set of keys under an emergency stop cover or even one of those office dummy grenades with a set of forklift keys on a keyring for the pin pull.
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Dec 26, 2023 19:31
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Vampire Panties posted:From reddit: The spiciest Smithfield Ham
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Dec 26, 2023 20:22
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mycomancy posted:They're too close to that poo poo by a quarter mile. 1866', you mean. 1320' away and 1320' up, minimum, for me
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Dec 26, 2023 20:26
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If you’re too close for sheep in the vicinity to look picturesque, you are too close to the dynamite. This implies that seven eighths of a mile is as close as you should be to the dynamite. Platystemon fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Dec 26, 2023 |
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Dec 26, 2023 20:35
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Platystemon posted:If you’re close enough for sheep in the vicinity to look picturesque, you are too close to the dynamite. You mean to tell me that when my character in Fallout: New Vegas lights a stick of dynamite and throws it at a Powder Ganger without taking damage, that’s unrealistic??
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Dec 26, 2023 21:43
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coleman francis posted:I think you can get a DVD of Staplerfahrer Klaus. She's certified she don't need that weak rear end poo poo.
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Dec 26, 2023 21:51
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Nenonen posted:"Everyone's a FORKLIFT OPERATOR until MY SISTER shows up" Get this for yourself. You've earned it. Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Dec 26, 2023 |
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Dec 26, 2023 21:51
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The guy called the sheriff about the dynamite and they don't know what to do. lol https://www.reddit.com/r/OSHA/comments/18q9lkq/comment/kf058ki/?context=3
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Dec 26, 2023 22:35
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Pyramid is much more stable than trying to build the Leaning Tower of Pisser.
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Dec 27, 2023 02:26
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Cojawfee posted:The guy called the sheriff about the dynamite and they don't know what to do. lol Open the door of the shed, back up to the county line, and shoot it with a rifle.
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Dec 27, 2023 05:01
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timp posted:You mean to tell me that when my character in Fallout: New Vegas lights a stick of dynamite and throws it at a Powder Ganger without taking damage, that’s unrealistic?? no but it's fun gently caress the powder gangers
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Dec 27, 2023 06:14
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Need to get rid of some dynamite? Step 1: Get some more dynamite
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Dec 27, 2023 09:04
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so how reactive is that dynamite now? will a loud clap set it off? or a strong light?
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Dec 27, 2023 10:43
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I once woke up from a nap midday and walked outside to find some emergency vehicles at the end of the block. Turns out that bassy rifle report I heard along the river the previous week was some kids tossing around grandpa's dynamite. I guess I slept through the evacuation notice as they swept through the neighborhood, funny thing was they couldn't diffuse it and had to call out of town to get people to take care of it anyway. That said, considering the kids were setting stuff off I assume it was in better shape, but who knows.
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Dec 27, 2023 11:18
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Non Compos Mentis posted:so how reactive is that dynamite now? will a loud clap set it off? or a strong light?
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Dec 27, 2023 11:22
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Non Compos Mentis posted:so how reactive is that dynamite now? will a loud clap set it off? or a strong light? Probably not, but tossing it a couple metres onto a hard surface could do it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0a6sc91Y1c
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Dec 27, 2023 11:36
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Non Compos Mentis posted:do the bomb squad let you watch them detonate the sweating dynamite or do they make you stay inside out of "safety" so you dont get to see something explode? The site I work on used to be a firing range during WW2, but had activity on it dating back to the Napoleonic war. The Canadian Army was billeted there in the run up to D-Day and used some of the dry valleys as target ranges. We occasionally find the remains of 2" mortar rounds in woods. Last time we found one, the bomb squad guys let my colleague press the button to blow it up. Best day of their life!
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Dec 27, 2023 12:07
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Non Compos Mentis posted:so how reactive is that dynamite now? will a loud clap set it off? or a strong light? I'd be mostly worried about any attempt to move the bag causing the lumps inside to shift in position relative to each other and snap a crystal.
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Dec 27, 2023 12:10
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The Lone Badger posted:I'd be mostly worried about any attempt to move the bag causing the lumps inside to shift in position relative to each other and snap a crystal. The bag itself is a nightmare. Why couldn’t grandpa have stored the old dynamite in a box, like a civilized member of society?
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Dec 27, 2023 12:18
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Platystemon posted:The bag itself is a nightmare. Burgler alarm
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Dec 27, 2023 13:55
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Using my blunt rear end axe to haphazardly jostle a sign I could have probably just pulled up with my hands.
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Dec 27, 2023 14:07
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But now everyone in traffic knows how mad he is about that no right on red
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Dec 27, 2023 14:11
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No right on red is standard in Finland and I didn't know it could be otherwise until I was an adult. It feels pretty weird to contemplate that there are places where it's legal and normal to run a red if you turn right.
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Dec 27, 2023 14:50
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Technically, it's not legal to run a red. One must come to a complete stop and check to make sure there is no traffic coming your way. For cars, it's not really an issue. It is for pedestrians as the drivers tend to be looking left while driving to the right. I don't know how bad it is statistically, but there's been a few dangerous intersections I've dealt with because of that.
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Dec 27, 2023 15:08
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His Divine Shadow posted:No right on red is standard in Finland and I didn't know it could be otherwise until I was an adult. It feels pretty weird to contemplate that there are places where it's legal and normal to run a red if you turn right. That says a lot more about the capabilities of the average Finn than it does about the entire rest of the world.
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jingoistic driving opinions, the true american way
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