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catlord posted:Congrats on getting that stripper-bread man through, Scott and Borgman. Stripper-bread man, gingerbread tits, and rear end and/or genitals impaled by a tree. Editors basically don't exist at this point (c.f. 9 Chickweed Lane).
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Haifisch posted:The end! No The world's most reasonable man strikes Comedy option he's somehow Rene Belluso and this is an elaborate avoid blame scheme
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The tracker for someone being chased by a regular murderer would look the same. Find who did it before applying Hellworld rules!
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Our Boarding House (January 8-10, 1925)   Toonerville Folks (March 23-25, 1922)  NEIGHBORHOOD NEWS: After Jimmy Smith's little brother had crawled in under the shed to get the ballout, it was migthy ungrateful of the gang to rush right back to the game.  PAYING THE PRICE CHEERFULLY: A little thing like an attack of grippe-pneumonia is nothing to be unhappy over when you catch it while playing a round of golf under 100 for the first time in your life!  PATHETIC FIGURES: The coach who tries to hold Babe Ruth at third base on a hit which the big boy thinks he can stretch into a home run worth $500.00. Dok's Dippy Minute Movie (January 18, 1915)  Little Lefty (August 24-26, 1939)   
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Crabgrass    Big Nate     Against all odds I continue to like Nate and Daphne's relationship.
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Next time you can just say, "you're welcome," instead of giving a weirdly complicated humblebrag and breaking the 180 rule
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you broke my grill posted:If I was Rene and the guys marketing The Mirakle Method I would just give the old man some money to go away, we're raking it in we can afford a payoff
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Now there's a reference I haven't seen in a while.
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Murdstone posted:I don't think this Mary Worth was posted yet. I bet a HUNDRED DOLLARS that Jughead is in there, murdering cows with his teeth — Big Moose here catching him in the act. "Why... he's a phony!" he will justicely realise. "Now I have to turn my daughter and ex-girlfriend against him! Though it pains me to hurt them, they deserve the truth!" And Jughead won't even notice him — he'll be too busy smacking his lips and thinking, "I just looooove hamburgers!" And then Betty will turn up to let us all know what the Bible says about gluttony. Selachian posted:The Virtue of Vera Valiant 10/14-16/76 For some reason I find "What about your wife... and her unbelievable problem?" to be some of the best comedy writing I've ever encountered. This had me laughing for minutes and clutching my cracked rib in delighted pain. Drimble Wedge posted:Scary Gary Genuinely nightmarish; I love that this is a syndicated comic strip.
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Murdstone posted:Rex Morgan MD Malachite_Dragon posted:I dunno, I find it boring when the villain decides to try turning over a new leaf only to immediately- like, within the same arc- go right back to their bullshit because ~status quo~ and ~writing is hard~.
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Chicken Parmigiana posted:Genuinely nightmarish; I love that this is a syndicated comic strip. I really like Scary Gary. It's one of those ones I just quietly appreciate.
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Oh and re: Rex Morgan, back when Mud and Slim Jim were watching TV at the hotel, and the TV was like, "poo poo's plagiarised," and they were like, "poo poo! Where's Rene?" I thought they would pretty soon see Rene on TV himself, grabbing the reins of the media narrative and saying like, "gently caress, man, I had no idea that my partner Mud stole all those ideas from an existing book. I, an innocent man, deeply regret that this has occurred, and also my association with Mud, a known fiend and ne'er-do-well," and the drama would escalate from there. You know like, the reporters would now be accosting all the people who've met Mud — pre- and post-reform — and asking them: "So this Mud Mountain Man, he's guilty as poo poo, right?" "Oh no, I'm not so sure about that. I don't think he would do something like that. Not smart enough, for one thing." "But we heard that in the recent past, he did an rear end in a top hat thing to you! Is that not true? Did he not do the rear end in a top hat thing?" "Oh, no, he definitely did that, that's true, but—" "YOU HEARD IT HERE ON THE CHANNEL NEWS. Now let's all thank our saviour, Rene Belluso, for shining a light on this country and western turd, so that innocent Americans may step in him no further." Etc. etc. But it seems it wasn't to be.
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Murdstone posted:I don't think this Mary Worth was posted yet. I think we'll find Annoying Dude owns it or at least works there. Bruceski posted:The tracker for someone being chased by a regular murderer would look the same. Find who did it before applying Hellworld rules! This is the closest comic to post adjacent to Live 'n' Prey: Oglaf (one of the very few that isn't  )
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1981 comics      Dick Tracy  Footrot Flats  The Lockhorns  Computoon: Origins 
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This is the town where everyone loves to eat at The Bum Boat
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Haifisch posted:Computoon: Origins Mr. Boyce!  I like that this comic doesn't necessarily mean Chuck knows what Viagra is.
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Heathcliff Compu-toon  Garfield  Overboard  Monty  For Better or For Worse  Classic Arlo and Janis (January 24, 2002)  Rae the Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon  On The Fastrack  Safe Havens  Zippy The Pinhead 
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Crab Dad posted:says Stan Lee and Los Angeles Times.... Yeah but come on! Being expelled from podiatrist correspondence school? That guy's loving face in the sixth panel? "I shall shoulder your burden, after all, I AM a C.P.A." Fingerpori  I am not familiar with the use of "imposter syndrome" to mean "falling in love with imposters", but Count Lindren is / was a real guy. Well "real". He was a Finnish guy who pretended to be a temporarily destitute Swedish count and used that pretense to get engaged to numerous women and then stole all their money. And then in Sweden he pretended to be a destitute Finnish count (we only have a couple of family lines who can claim to be counts, and he sure as poo poo wasn't one of them) and used that pretense to get engaged to numerous more women and stole all their money. According to his biography, he was engaged to (and robbed) a total of 76 women.  
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So I see Kit is in the Himalayas and Savarna is still alive, so the storyline has finally moved on to something else right?
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Keith and Brad will surprise each other when they reach for the same hamburger. Their eyes will lock. Keith will lean in. Fade to black. Alhazred posted:Zelda Hell yeah kick him to the curb.
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RandomPauI posted:So I see Kit is in the Himalayas and Savarna is still alive, so the storyline has finally moved on to something else right?
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Tillicum: why do these stupid white men always test my patience. You do not threaten the sun woman while I still breathe. To be fair, whatever Val had planned was probably a lot worse than getting struck by lightning.
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Bizarro The Family Circus  Slylock Fox  Flash Gordon 
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Cowslips Warren posted:Tillicum: why do these stupid white men always test my patience. You do not threaten the sun woman while I still breathe. Given "The Ordeal", I have a feeling he's going to be trapped inside a burning tree-trunk.
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Breaking Cat News Phoebe and Her Unicorn  Wallace the Brave  Heart of the City  Alley Oop  Curtis 
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