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Why didn't the scientist who went and placed the classified ad just... not go home? As we've seen the robits weren't very good at figuring out where people are unless the target had a home address or were in prison. Edit: Humanoid: We will never find our target, Myra, it is impos- Myra: Holy poo poo he really did gently caress off and come home.
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MorningMoon posted:
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Haifisch posted:These seem to be the last strips where Destructo talked at all. I kinda wonder if they forgot he's supposed to just be a (heavily experimented on) guy and not actually incapable of speech. Both here and in the Humanoid arc, I can only assume that they figure readers will have long thrown away the older papers and just chalk it up to "huh maybe I'm misremembering" Also, that's your ambition, lady? To be the agent / owner of the top star of wrestling? The guy is inhumanly strong, have him just walk through an armored truck wearing a silly disguise, and pick up some sacks with dollar signs on them as he comes out the other side.
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I mean, he's a strongman who didn't notice some stuffy old guy hit him with a metal rod and can lift a few hundred pounds easily. He's strong and all, but he doesn't strike me as a supervillain level guy, just some juiced up dude who's terrorizing a couple normal-strength pro wrestlers. But I guess we'll never know
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The end! No moral.
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 Why was the scientist so scared? He could have just checked into a hotel under the name "Mr. Fakename" and waited 5 minutes for a searching Myra and the Humanoid to comically fall down a manhole cover and get eaten by a sewer gator. Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 12:32 on Dec 27, 2023 |
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loving screaming irl at work
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MorningMoon posted:so, i'm trying to parse this and read it quick Captain Hygiene posted:The end! No moral.
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BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR I MAKE A DIME SO I POST SPIDEY COMICS ON COMPANY TIME Took me a bit but I've copied every last strip missing from the end of the robots arc. Myra will prove herself superior with the added context   even worse!!
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So it was a ruse. But that just opens up a whole slew of new problems! Oh Well! Either way, unfortunately placed window has managed to tie up our loose ends once again! Captain Hygiene posted:The end! No moral.
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Unfortunately the robots were never programmed to know what windows are.Captain Hygiene posted:The end! No moral.
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Once again windows causes a fatal crash
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Tunicate posted:Once again windows causes a fatal crash  I feel like they painted themselves into a corner and then decided "uh gently caress it, she dives out a window, the end"
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It isn't just the bit at the end though. The villains have been pretty much carrying Spidey this entire arc. Pete would still be scratching his head in the professor's lab if Myra hadn't just walked up and told him almost everything. Not to mention that Spider-Man would still be behind bars if the Humanoid hadn't payed his bail. I don't think that we have ever had a story where the villains have worked this hard to serve themselves up on a platter.
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  Love u aunt may 
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Aunt May cheering on Destructo even though he almost killed Boris, a man who came to her house and ate at her table, just because he is fighting someone wearing a Spider-Man costume.
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"Die! Die for my entertainment, Kid Spider-Man!" --May Parker
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Red Warrior posted:Aunt May cheering on Destructo even though he almost killed Boris, a man who came to her house and ate at her table, just because he is fighting someone wearing a Spider-Man costume. she probably assumed it was fake, like any normal person
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I'm back! Loved the end to that Humanoid story! Anyways I'm posting a week of strips just because.        Cool sunglasses man
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Hey! That monster stole Banner's pants!
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that goon with the bandana is such a style god I've been screenshotting some more strips since I only had until the early part of the arc after the wrestling one, and oh boy the future is zany, but above all, I'm really convinced that "Stan Lee" from Haifich's era of the very start of the strip wrote up to the wedding and called it there, so '77 to '86. This wrestling arc is fairly different to those robots, July to April is one of hte longest arcs we've ever had and it's still got places to go, and there's a few references to what happens after the wedding months after this arc and but nothing really from before it like the bonds guy or the diamond sperm or MJ's uncle. Roy Thomas taking over in '00 has me convinced there were 3 total writers in the 42 years of this strip, Second Writer and Roy not necessarily feeling the need to brush up on who Spidey had met before.
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something something Binary Domain  gently caress HIM UP SPIDEY gently caress HIM UP
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So if the manager admits Destructo is just straight-up murdering his star wrestlers in the ring, why is he still letting him wrestle? Even on the off chance the crowd is eating this up, sooner or later you're going to run out of wrestlers.
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Hey man, he just pays them, books the shows and promotes the show, everything else is up to god
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Dude doesn't give a poo poo, he doesn't even make sure security knows who's coming in to wrestle that night.
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  2003, the year of these strips, is in fact when Dumb and Dumberer came out.
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Peter... you don't have to make vague allusions to Boris, they know him and what Destructo did to him, if anything they should already be fully aware and understanding about your motivations!
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Jerusalem posted:Peter... you don't have to make vague allusions to Boris, they know him and what Destructo did to him, if anything they should already be fully aware and understanding about your motivations!  but then he might figure out kid spiderman is peter parker
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   3 falls to a finish, motherfuckers are gonna go broadway. Peter needs to kick him in the balls for some of these pins
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You know you can bend bars like that, too, Peter? I don't actually think he's stronger than you.
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a bunch of people know who kid spiderman is. demonstrating that he has superhuman strength really would reveal his identity.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:a bunch of people know who kid spiderman is. demonstrating that he has superhuman strength really would reveal his identity.  
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:a bunch of people know who kid spiderman is. demonstrating that he has superhuman strength really would reveal his identity. Well, someone needs to remind him. He's clearly forgotten, and MJ is over at Aunt May's.
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I was expecting him to fake a switcheroo with the real spiderman by webbing himself up after the fight or something but he just waltzed up to his boss promoter without his mask on so I guess he's out of fucks to give
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  "oh right, i have super powers lol"
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