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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
its amazing they managed to find this tiny vial of cocaine on the beach

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Would be loving hilarious if a huge stash washes up on new year's eve and we get the biggest party Australia has ever seen.

Cocaine Bear, but with bogans.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
Great viral marketing campaign by Big Cocaine

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
For them to be able to find a single grain of cocaine amongst the hundreds of billions of grains of sand on Bondi Beach is mind blowing. Aren't cops tops?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Yet again it's 2am and 97% humidity.

Sucks so bad.

Whoforthenwhat
Sep 20, 2009
83% humidity here, at 8am. I moved south to get away from the humidity ffs.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts

Whoforthenwhat posted:

83% humidity here, at 8am. I moved south to get away from the humidity ffs.

According to some bom weather stations here it's 100% wtf

Whoforthenwhat
Sep 20, 2009
Kind of feel bad for BOM. The weather was all setup and reasonably well tracked for decades, yep El nino this year gonna be dry and hot and then BOM just looks at the weather now with pouring rain, high humidity hail etc and goes 'the gently caress!'

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Anyone know a place (ideally in syd) that’ll print to a t-shirt with decent quality? It needs to support transparency, on a black or washed black blank shirt

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?
We use Vistaprint for mr bee's company shirts and they turn out pretty good.

jazzyjay
Sep 11, 2003

PULL OVER
Anyone checked out Brollie, the free stream service that's chockers with world movies and classic ozploitation flicks? Can heartily recommend The Man From Hong Kong (a Bruce Lee wannabe that starts with a Kung Fu fight on Uluru and had George Lazenby as the baddie), Next of Kin (a kinda The Shining vibey spooky hospice movie with a cracking ending), Razorback (the killer pig movie that is far better than it should be).

The doco "Not Quite Hollywood" is on there which is a good Rosetta stone of what to watch, even though the first bit has far too much Barry Humphries

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Next of Kin is an absolutely underrated horror gem, well worth a go

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Man from Hong Kong is a certified banger

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Glory Hole Hut, fun for the hole family

SwissDonkey
Mar 29, 2007

jazzyjay posted:

Anyone checked out Brollie, the free stream service that's chockers with world movies and classic ozploitation flicks? Can heartily recommend The Man From Hong Kong (a Bruce Lee wannabe that starts with a Kung Fu fight on Uluru and had George Lazenby as the baddie), Next of Kin (a kinda The Shining vibey spooky hospice movie with a cracking ending), Razorback (the killer pig movie that is far better than it should be).

The doco "Not Quite Hollywood" is on there which is a good Rosetta stone of what to watch, even though the first bit has far too much Barry Humphries

Don't forget Dark Age, featuring Alf Stewart as the villain and magical aborigines

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

Christmas elf NVJ getting packed up alongside the Westfield holiday decorations and trapped in storage for 11 months

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Lube Enthusiast posted:

Christmas elf NVJ getting packed up alongside the Westfield holiday decorations and trapped in storage for 11 months

Let's be honest it's more like 8 months max

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Jestery posted:

Man from Hong Kong is a certified banger

The bag has my ex's family airline logo on it :)

And spawned this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juhnHcxz8sQ

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Ghost Leviathan posted:

Let's be honest it's permanently

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
wondering why the cicadas are so loving loud, theres one on my window

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
Was happily ripping out ivy today when I discovered a wasp nest. Thankfully I didn't disturb it so they didn't go nuts. Waiting for darkness to destroy the nest with poison.

In other news we've had a family of galahs rocking up each night to sleep in the trees. The fledglings spend a solid 30 minutes screaming at the parents for food.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Is ecstasy still a thing in Australia or has everyone moved onto coke?

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Is ecstasy still a thing in Australia or has everyone moved onto coke?

Disco biscuits have been poo poo house and super jumped on since they put Tiny Mokbel away

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts
I don't do drugs but heard Australian coke is really REALLY bad.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
While we’re on the topic. I’m thinking of going into Melbourne on the train on the 31st to do some shopping. Then I just want to dance all night to loud preferably electronic music. Any one got any recommendations for that?

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
Think operation wasp kill was successful. Some tried to come out the entrance but couldn't handle the powder dumped on them. I'll wait for tomorrow to see if theres any activity before continuing to rip out the ivy in the garden.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
premium salt water aged cocainum

jazzyjay
Sep 11, 2003

PULL OVER

SwissDonkey posted:

Don't forget Dark Age, featuring Alf Stewart as the villain and magical aborigines

Haha that's new one, I'm adding it to the watch list

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Up to Red Belly #7 today :suicide:

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

Infinitum posted:

Up to Red Belly #7 today :suicide:

Haven't had a snake here since I had a red belly appear from under the stairs behind me while I was airbrushing. Wasps are super common though and I fucken hate the cunts. Miss having chooks cause they'd dig up the whole nest for the larvae while getting swarmed by the adults

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
i survived mowing lawns for 10 hours with the help of 10 litres of ice cold water and exactly four beers

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Dr. Garbanzo posted:

Haven't had a snake here since I had a red belly appear from under the stairs behind me while I was airbrushing. Wasps are super common though and I fucken hate the cunts. Miss having chooks cause they'd dig up the whole nest for the larvae while getting swarmed by the adults

Where are you facing? I'm imaging you're on the south side of the mountains looking onto the valley? Let the birds tale care of that poo poo.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

i survived mowing lawns for 10 hours with the help of 10 litres of ice cold water and exactly four beers

Jeezus mate I did about half an hour in the yard and was absolutely drenched in sweat. Goodonya

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Where are you facing? I'm imaging you're on the south side of the mountains looking onto the valley? Let the birds tale care of that poo poo.

The chook destroyed nest was when I lived in Katoomba but since being in this place we’ve had the nest in the neighbors roof, the one in the bedroom wall last year and piles of ground nests not in anyone’s yard so they don’t give a poo poo. The birds that eat grubs don’t mess with wasp nests at all ime

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

NVJ playing all the roles of his increasingly scrawny and ranga family in a movie like how Eddie Murphy did in The Klumps

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Where are you facing? I'm imaging you're on the south side of the mountains looking onto the valley? Let the birds tale care of that poo poo.

No bird is taking care of a European wasp nest

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Copped some food poisoning a couple days ago and woke up this morn not wanting to poo poo my entire rear end

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Did the beads help?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
They atleast kept me occupied

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well why not
Feb 10, 2009




I would blow Dane Cook posted:

While we’re on the topic. I’m thinking of going into Melbourne on the train on the 31st to do some shopping. Then I just want to dance all night to loud preferably electronic music. Any one got any recommendations for that?

I haven’t been out in Melbourne for a long time but check if sub club is still a thing

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