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Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

When the priest turns up for the excorcism it turns out him and the ghost have some history.

# ? Dec 24, 2023 13:36

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# ? May 29, 2024 01:48

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Italian Santa Claus drives around on a moped delivering pizza to all the kids.

edit:

drat, I think I LOVE Italian Santa Claus.

# ? Dec 24, 2023 17:56

Helluva

Prurient Squid posted:

Italian Santa Claus drives around on a moped delivering pizza to all the kids.

edit:

drat, I think I LOVE Italian Santa Claus.

What does Italian Santa Claus bring if you are naughty that year?

# ? Dec 24, 2023 19:22

RavenousScoot

Helluva posted:

What does Italian Santa Claus bring if you are naughty that year?

Pineapples on your pizza.

_{Imma be so naughty.}

# ? Dec 24, 2023 19:31

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Finger Prince posted:

Pineapples on your pizza.

_{Imma be so naughty.}

A Nickelback CD.

# ? Dec 24, 2023 19:34

google THIS

Prurient Squid posted:

Italian Santa Claus drives around on a moped delivering pizza to all the kids.

edit:

drat, I think I LOVE Italian Santa Claus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca5wXojemRM

# ? Dec 24, 2023 23:02

baka of lathspell

Karate Bastard posted:

Man this place used to be so much cooler. I wish The Voice of Labor didn't turn into a werewolf and moved to Baltimore.

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# ? Dec 25, 2023 01:33

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

murder on the polar express

# ? Dec 25, 2023 05:42

Helluva

Finger Prince posted:

Pineapples on your pizza.

_{Imma be so naughty.}

If you get any naughtier I will caramelize the pineapple with brown sugar :ducksiren:

# ? Dec 25, 2023 12:59

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Throwaway that doesn't even really make sense:

Presents are how Santa punishes bad behaviour. As an otherworldly, non-materialistic being they dont have a conception that these inanimate objects do anything but take up space and clutter the mind. That's why he brings the most gifts to petulent wealthy children. That's also why he brings them a new Lexus to take up a spot on the driveway for their Sweet Sixteen.

# ? Dec 25, 2023 13:44

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Scooby Door. Dare you open it?

# ? Dec 25, 2023 13:53

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Some kind of mix-up in the dimensions means the Scooby-Doo gang is transported to fight the Flood in 2527 and Master Chief finds himself behind the wheel of the van with four Spartans in back on the way to figure out the mystery of the ghost scarring away customers from the new rollerskating rink across town.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Dec 25, 2023

# ? Dec 25, 2023 15:26

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Scooby Doom.

# ? Dec 25, 2023 15:34

Harold Fjord

"Ryberremons?!?!!!!!"

# ? Dec 25, 2023 15:45

deep dish peat moss

Cubey Doo

# ? Dec 25, 2023 19:29

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

The high cost of low hanging balls.

# ? Dec 25, 2023 21:50

more falafel please: forums poster

why was the snowman looking through a basket of carrots?

he was picking his nose

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Dec 26, 2023 04:38

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Prurient Squid posted:

The dank underworld of competative harpsicord dueling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYOwuDbfRts

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Dec 27, 2023 12:05

Karate Bastard

Volvbros, people with tacticool tourniquets and a fire extinguisher in every room.

# ? Dec 28, 2023 10:50

Karate Bastard

Packing a pair of socks into my tacticool fanny pack to make it look bigger.

# ? Dec 28, 2023 11:04

baka of lathspell

Karate Bastard posted:

Packing a pair of socks into my tacticool fanny pack to make it look bigger.

functional, practical, much needed balance

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# ? Dec 28, 2023 11:57

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

out with the odd - in with the nude

# ? Dec 28, 2023 22:00

Karate Bastard

Nothing in the rules said to replace the word Fizz with the word Buzz this is bullshit

# ? Dec 28, 2023 22:18

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Prurient Squid posted:

out with the odd - in with the nude

in with the odd too :wiggle:

# ? Dec 29, 2023 05:23

Abugadu: 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

a nude day dawns

# ? Dec 29, 2023 05:33

deep dish peat moss

Killing a bird with two stones to subvert expectations

# ? Dec 29, 2023 06:03

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Using really grim stone math to teach children division and multiplication. OK Johnny, if you can kill 270 birds with 17 stones, or 114 birds with 9 stones, which lets you murder birds more efficiently? And if 1 stones kills 14 birds how many of those f*ckers can I get with 7 stones?

# ? Dec 29, 2023 10:26

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

deep dish peat moss posted:

Killing a bird with two stones to subvert expectations

# ? Dec 29, 2023 10:40

Karate Bastard

Failing to kill a bird because you're too stoned. A clear menace to society.

# ? Dec 29, 2023 11:02

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Karate Bastard posted:

Failing to kill a bird because you're too stoned. A clear menace to society.

Officer side of the road after traffic stop: Okay, now stand with your feet together, close one eye, and hurt this rock at that seagull.

# ? Dec 29, 2023 12:28

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

How does notional expenditure work in stone and bird math?

# ? Dec 29, 2023 16:58

Karate Bastard

Two ostriches and a fistful of gravel in compound interest.

# ? Dec 29, 2023 17:02

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

They rally round the family, with an ostrich full of gravel.

# ? Dec 29, 2023 18:17

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

In Elizabethan England a deranged nobelman captures a playwright and keeps him imprisoned in a tower until he writes a sequel to his favourite play.

# ? Dec 29, 2023 18:25

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Prurient Squid posted:

In Elizabethan England a deranged nobelman captures a playwright and keeps him imprisoned in a tower until he writes a sequel to his favourite play.

# ? Dec 29, 2023 19:40

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Prurient Squid posted:

In Elizabethan England a deranged nobelman captures a playwright and keeps him imprisoned in a tower until he writes a sequel to his favourite play.

The King of Comedy of Errors

# ? Dec 29, 2023 22:51

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# ? May 29, 2024 01:48

deep dish peat moss

Defeating Skynet by reminding it that we were here first

# ? Dec 30, 2023 00:05

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