Post the worst pizza ever in this thread: No Gods, No Mestres

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Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

you know its cooked when the cheese has the consistency of leather

# ? Dec 27, 2023 04:32

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# ? May 26, 2024 21:33

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

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43F here. My 16 year old daughter had some friends over in our back yard for a get together yesterday. I asked them if they wanted food and they said sure but honestly didn�t seem like they were even having fun. I pride myself in being a fun mom. Maybe not a cool mom but fun!! So I ordered pizza for them. To make them laugh, I played that song �wet rear end pussy� from my phone and I sang along to it holding the pizza singing �wet rear end pizza.� Honestly I thought it was hilarious! Then I put the pizza down and began �booty shaking� a little. No boys were there! Just 3 girls. My daughter shrieked as if she�d been stabbed and said this was humiliating and I said �sounds like dry pizza energy� (AS A JOKE) and her friends snickered a bit so I know the joke landed....well it�s been a day and she won�t leave her room or speak to me. Am I really in the wrong?

# ? Dec 29, 2023 21:03

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Lmao

# ? Dec 29, 2023 21:17

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

Did she not remember growing up. Kids think their parents are the most embarrassing thing ever when they turn 13 and then stops around 18. Then starts again around 30 till the day you die.

# ? Dec 29, 2023 21:19

ChthonicMasturbatr: Sep 29, 2021; born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave

Somebody buy Wet-rear end Pizza Mom an account

# ? Dec 29, 2023 21:28

Dokapon Findom: Dec 5, 2022; They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

Kid is right to pack it in, there's no coming back from that

# ? Dec 29, 2023 21:42

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Is that woman single? She seems cool.

Wet rear end pizza reminds me of sewer pizza and that makes me upset.

# ? Dec 29, 2023 23:07

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

titty_baby_ posted:

That's what good pizza sounds like

# ? Dec 29, 2023 23:25

Powerful Katrinka: Oct 11, 2021; an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

https://youtu.be/UhCuDvuGKMM?si=L-Xn5g-pforOdZT3

# ? Dec 30, 2023 00:48

Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; An alright dude.

Hey don't google image search wet rear end pizza

# ? Dec 30, 2023 00:50

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Is that woman single? She seems cool.

Wet rear end pizza reminds me of sewer pizza and that makes me upset.

^^^ dry pizza energy

# ? Dec 30, 2023 00:53

SlothfulCobra: Mar 27, 2011

https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1739995196753121747

# ? Dec 31, 2023 15:25

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

(cheeseless)

edit: (muttering under my breath) cheeseless Christ...

davidspackage fucked around with this message at 09:08 on Jan 1, 2024

# ? Dec 31, 2023 16:56

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Sashimi posted:

Kim Il Sung was certified as a pizza chef by the Associazione Vera Pizza Napoletana.

Under the Loving Gaze of the Eternal Mestre

# ? Jan 1, 2024 00:58

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

i thought it said boneless at first

# ? Jan 1, 2024 03:00

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

davidspackage posted:

(cheeseless)

# ? Jan 1, 2024 07:11

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Its 2024 what innovations await the breaded shingle with a spackle of tomato n cheese?

# ? Jan 1, 2024 07:23

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Pizza New Year everyone!

# ? Jan 1, 2024 09:07

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Upsidads posted:

Its 2024 what innovations await the breaded shingle with a spackle of tomato n cheese?

Pizza AI and AI pizza (two unrelated concepts)

# ? Jan 1, 2024 10:56

Germansimp: May 28, 2013

Upsidads posted:

Its 2024 what innovations await the breaded shingle with a spackle of tomato n cheese?

I expect a bagel shop in San Francisco to somehow invent a scooped crust pizza.

# ? Jan 1, 2024 11:31

kru: Oct 5, 2003

davidspackage posted:

edit: (muttering under my breath) cheeseless Christ...

# ? Jan 1, 2024 11:49

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

its all nice on rice posted:

Want the garlic twist tree.

be the change you want to see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkq9UsjmUm4

# ? Jan 1, 2024 18:36

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

We have done cheese on the inside but what about the crust is *inside* the cheese?

# ? Jan 2, 2024 17:26

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Jan 8, 2024 03:39

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Pizza glizzy reminds me of a pizza place my family used to take us to growing up. They had a "pizza sandwich" that was basically just pizza toppings on top of a sourdough(?) hoagie garlic bread that was served in open faced halves that look like that glizzy.

I remember the "pizza sandwiches" being really good even though they were a total pizza abomination. Also, they had mortal Kombat 3 and metal slug on arcade cabinets.

# ? Jan 9, 2024 18:12