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Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

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Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

shyduck posted:

what the hell is a gigacasting

thread title please

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1740649012037063105

Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.
elon has never had sex in his life

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


Honey Im Homme posted:



It's bulletproof

yeah I don't see any bullet holes

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005





3:20 am

Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

it does seem like maybe the only true thing he's ever said is that he only sleeps like 2 hours a day or whatever because whatever drugs he seems to have a constant iv drip of

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

he's on the west coast now actually so it was only just past midnight

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!




So he admits he was on Epstein's island?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Dr. VooDoo posted:

You don’t even need a follow up to know the person in the Cybertruck now has bones as aligned as the Cybertruck’s paneling. There’s no crumpling or anything at all, all that energy went directly into any person into that car

The pics posted here don't show the left side of the trrrk that collided with the Toyota, so I wouldn't say there was no crumpling based on how the right side looks.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Circle Nine posted:

elon has never had sex in his life

He's done a lot of artificial insemination though which for him is basically the same thing

Argentum
Feb 6, 2011
UGLY LIKE BOWEL CANCER

Honey Im Homme posted:



It's bulletproof

this is working as intended, minimize cosmetic damage to the car in crashes so you can resell it after the person inside dies. you can’t sell a crumpled car. Thank you Elon for thinking about the economy!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Honey Im Homme posted:



It's bulletproof

Looks even cooler

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Looks even more badass

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Mr. Lobe posted:

He's done a lot of artificial insemination though which for him is basically the same thing

he probably has some kind of weird machine that sucks him off for this purpose

I've seen the movies, I know what's up

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Rudeboy Detective posted:

he probably has some kind of weird machine that sucks him off for this purpose

I've seen the movies, I know what's up

A.I. (Artificial Ianmilescheong)

Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.
if you want to make your cybertruk stand out from the rest (from the like other 20 in existence) you can take a brillo pad to it to customize it and really make it yours

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Rudeboy Detective posted:

he probably has some kind of weird machine that sucks him off for this purpose

I've seen the movies, I know what's up

You don't need a movie. Just look at teh Peterson rig he had going on for detox.

Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

Rudeboy Detective posted:

he probably has some kind of weird machine that sucks him off for this purpose

I've seen the movies, I know what's up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCGqhShNnk

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Circle Nine posted:

elon has never had sex in his life

drat he’s so relatable

Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

drat he’s so relatable

its why i relate with him so much

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


elon chose a higher path

elon chose to study the blade

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
elon remains ftw

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen

a.lo posted:

Looks even more badass

scars add character :clint:

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
You can't spell Elon Musk without "FTW"

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

i am harry posted:

that’s a dead loving lie

gigacastings!

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Honey Im Homme posted:



It's bulletproof

would love to see the panel replacement costs for that

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Circle Nine posted:

elon has never had sex in his life

he only makes love

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Grok how do I have sex

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Sir Tonk posted:

would love to see the panel replacement costs for that

Bold of you to assume that replacement panels are available.

Probably cheaper and easier to buy your own bending break and learn to use it.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Circle Nine posted:

elon has never had sex in his life

well yes, but only by choice

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


idk guys, I think I'm with elon on this one...

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Circle Nine posted:

elon has never had sex in his life

why engage in gross coupling with your zip lock baggie girlfriend when you can pay people to have babies for you

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Sir Tonk posted:

would love to see the panel replacement costs for that

60k* if you wait until 2025*

a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005

Sir Tonk posted:

would love to see the panel replacement costs for that

I'm just going to assume any body damage at all just totals the car.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

This Tesla workshop is doing a bunch of cyber truck videos. all very neutral/positive but good close up looks at lots of poo poo.

part 1 of close up inspection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i-QDERxETI

heres a demo of the infotainment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ8oKX6zB4M

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022
lol that logo so bad

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


FirstnameLastname posted:

lol that logo so bad

What, you don't want to ride the cybertrikk?

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Sir Tonk posted:

gigacastings!

The chromatic orbs that underpin the ventricles are reinforced and bonded by nano c.h.e.t.s. which are programmed to decouple at the slightest sign of Intelligent Crash Klaims (ICK). People would know this if they bothered to read the specs.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

withak posted:

Bold of you to assume that replacement panels are available.

Probably cheaper and easier to buy your own bending break and learn to use it.

I simply removed the doors from my refrigerator and installed them on my Cybertruck

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