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hawowanlawow posted:all the noise and seedy low class riff raff charging their EVs by my house, I won't have it He 100% thought blocking EV charging was a genius way of owning the libs until he jumped on the Elon worship bandwagon for the same reason, and it bit him hard in the rear end. These guys are experts at self-ownage, and it never stops being funny.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:It was but it was at least a week or two ago so I'm not going to Tuesday someone over that. Especially when not many people noticed. Besides, it's the holidays and my building was on fire this past Monday, so I'm feeling charitable. Santa forgot to put out his pipe, and burnt down your house? I guess we know which list you were on. Completely unrelated question: The stories of "my husband/boyfriend thinks it's wrong/effeminate/etc. to wipe his arse or shower or brush his teeth and so on stories always tend to be Hetero couples with the woman complaining. Where are the filthy slovenly unhygenic gay blokes? You're letting the team down.
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Pirate Radar posted:(FL) Local social services organization will not leave me alone. I was following along fine until "luckily she was a traveler so she’s long gone now." What does that mean in Florida?
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BrigadierSensible posted:Santa forgot to put out his pipe, and burnt down your house? I guess we know which list you were on. You mean, where are the guys saying, “yes I’m exclusively homosexual, but I don’t wipe my rear end because that would be gay”?
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Bruceski posted:I was following along fine until "luckily she was a traveler so she’s long gone now." What does that mean in Florida? Could be working in health care. "Travel" nurses are people who take on lucrative but temporary contracts. For example if a hospital has a nurse that is going to be out on maternity/paternity leave they might hire a travel nurse to cover for that extended absence (after trying their damndest to force the other nurses to take on the work to avoid having to pay anyone else).
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BrigadierSensible posted:The stories of "my husband/boyfriend thinks it's wrong/effeminate/etc. to wipe his arse or shower or brush his teeth and so on stories always tend to be Hetero couples with the woman complaining. As a gay guy who agrees that washing your rear end makes you gay I am very diligent about it.
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BrigadierSensible posted:Santa forgot to put out his pipe, and burnt down your house? I guess we know which list you were on. Haha, a bunch of people lost everything they own including their homes in a fire on Christmas morning.
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Shifty Pony posted:Could be working in health care. "Travel" nurses are people who take on lucrative but temporary contracts. For example if a hospital has a nurse that is going to be out on maternity/paternity leave they might hire a travel nurse to cover for that extended absence (after trying their damndest to force the other nurses to take on the work to avoid having to pay anyone else). Ah, that sort of thing (in health care or not) would make sense. I instinctively parsed it as a slur.
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PokeJoe posted:Someone empty quote the (not pillow) post from the thread title I can't find it There's a post that collects thread change titles on the first page. That should have been linked in the OP awhile ago.
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Bruceski posted:Ah, that sort of thing (in health care or not) would make sense. I instinctively parsed it as a slur. The other possibility is that she's one of those people who comes down to Florida for the winter then goes back up north when the snow melts. We normally call such people 'snowbirds,' but I could see a poster calling such a person a traveler or traveling person rather than explaining what a snowbird is.
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Jumped in the river, what did I see? Black out Angel swimming with me.....
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Captain Hygiene posted:Hold the awards show, last minute Parent Of The Year contender coming in! This kinda reminds me how I gave my daughters a bowl of strawberries to share and my younger daughter got to the bowl first and managed to lick every single strawberry since her older sister would refuse to eat them. Of course, they were both under six at the time.
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:He 100% thought blocking EV charging was a genius way of owning the libs until he jumped on the Elon worship bandwagon for the same reason, and it bit him hard in the rear end. These guys are experts at self-ownage, and it never stops being funny. Hes in the UK so probs just a nimby
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ah, that also explains why he thinks three meters is a long distance. almost an overnight trip, that is
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ghost emoji posted:AITA for Cursing Out a Bath and Body Works Employee? (self.AmItheAsshole) I love the combination of shopping for an extremely dainty item but also being absolutely willing to bring down the hand of God if they don’t have your goddamn motherfucking winter white candle sticks!!!
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i want her to take it to small claims court and have the judge put a dollar value on exactly how much damage she suffered in not being able to get the candle she wanted.
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BrigadierSensible posted:Santa forgot to put out his pipe, and burnt down your house? I guess we know which list you were on. Presumably gay men have standards and enforce them. Alternatively, all the unhygienic gay blokes date other unhygienic gay blokes?
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AITA for having sex in my own house?quote:I feel like there’s no way I’m wrong on this one, but you guys tell me. try the counter thing next, maybe
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Gee I wonder why her mom kicked her out.
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Bruceski posted:I was following along fine until "luckily she was a traveler so she’s long gone now." What does that mean in Florida? I just assumed she was an Irish Traveler.
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-Rolls Potential Reason dice- Jay has a crush on OP and was hoping that living together with them would lead to things happening, Rom-Com style. Now Kam is clam-jamming her (or whatever the female equivalent of cock-blocking is) and she's pissed off at the perceived intrusion. Malachite_Dragon fucked around with this message at 09:33 on Dec 30, 2023 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:-Rolls Potential Reason dice- it's clam-jamming now
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for having sex in my own house? OP hasn’t explained yet why her friend was in her bedroom. Like whether she had her own room to stay in, if she happened to get trapped on that side of the living room, etc.
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quote:She’ll huff around the apartment, lock my bedroom door when he’s here, and generally just be kinda bitchy. she locks herself in there when the bf comes over. maybe it's the only room with a lock? maybe she thinks they can't gently caress if she's occupying the bedroom? who knows
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kimbo305 posted:OP hasn’t explained yet why her friend was in her bedroom. Like whether she had her own room to stay in, if she happened to get trapped on that side of the living room, etc. I was reading OP as male, do they mention their gender in the comments?
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Guardian article about the movement of women turning to social media to find out if their dates are cheatingquote:Sarah* met Max* for their first date at a cocktail bar on a cool spring evening. They had matched online, talked about TV shows and movies, and he picked the place and time.
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Runcible Cat posted:I was reading OP as male, do they mention their gender in the comments? in comments on other posts, yeah. OP is a woman
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blatman posted:dancing and drunkenly making out with people owns actually And yet I get held in contempt of court for doing that when fighting a traffic ticket
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Foo Diddley posted:it's clam-jamming now Come on and CLAM and welcome to the JAM
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Come on and CLAM and welcome to the JAM Clam jam DVD, Clam jam DVD, Clam jam DVD, Clam jam DVD, Clam jam DVD, Clam jam DVD, Clam jam DVD, Clam jam DVD, Clam jam DVD,
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# ? Dec 30, 2023 11:56 |
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Born on a mountain, Raised in a cave, Kam's Clam Jam is all that I crave.
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Whoa Black Betty Jam a clam
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GRAND SLAM CLAM JAM
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Clam jam thank you ma’am
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# ? Dec 30, 2023 12:21 |
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Pump up the clam, pump it up While your feet are stompin' And the jam is pumpin'
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Elissimpark posted:I realise everyone has different levels of comfort with bodily fluids, which is fine, but I still want to yell "get in the tub, weiner" at the husband. Can you at least explain why? Do you take them out once in a while to look at them or? E: does your family know about it? Sekenr fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Dec 30, 2023 |
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I (M35) play with my wife (F33) in a two-player PC game, and if she's not doing well, I come up with ways to turn it into something eroticquote:We're playing a PC game, and she's struggling a lot because she's not much of a gamer. After failing a mission multiple times, I feel like saying, 'next fail and you give me a blowjob' However, I'm afraid it might come off as rude, as she sometimes likes it and sometimes doesn't. So, I refrain from saying it, and it frustrates me that I didn't try. Do you also experiment with sex in this way? I'm not good at initiating, and she rarely does it either
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Maybe instead of jumping straight to "give me a blowjob" try something like "For each life you lose on this level you take off one item of clothing, for each level you beat I take off one item of clothing".
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The Bramble posted:I (M35) play with my wife (F33) in a two-player PC game, and if she's not doing well, I come up with ways to turn it into something erotic I once tried something like this and it didn't end well. We agreed with my gf that she will give me a blowjob if she loses a game of cards to me. Except I lost and she said don't worry I'll do it anyway, I tried to explain that it's just isn't the same thing. But I was pretty drunk at this point and we just went to sleep.
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Clam, I wish I was your jammer
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