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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

OwlFancier posted:

University students must not be allowed to know that you can have sex.

They call it “seggs” now, and they are opposed to it.

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Platystemon posted:

They call it “seggs” now, and they are opposed to it.

If I hear about any seggs it might just unalive me!

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

It's weird as hell that arbitrary social media moderation is creating a whole new class of slang.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/onionweigher/status/1740895084806033881


wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

There's still beauty in this world if we know where to look.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Platystemon posted:

They call it “seggs” now, and they are opposed to it.

:douche:

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Those performers aren't there because they want to gently caress an old guy, they're there because they get paid. Paying for sex isn't consent, it's coercion. And what do we call coerced sex, motherfucker?

Sex work isn't bad, but being a job provider of sex work sure is

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Those performers aren't there because they want to gently caress an old guy, they're there because they get paid. Paying for sex isn't consent, it's coercion. And what do we call coerced sex, motherfucker?

Sex work isn't bad, but being a job provider of sex work sure is

Everyone groans at your poo poo

e: https://twitter.com/dril/status/575121631846227968?s=20

Dr. Lunchables has a new favorite as of 07:21 on Dec 30, 2023

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Ambitious Spider posted:

still holding out hope for a Rule of Rose re--release.

no one remembers Rule of Rose. I'm not even convinced I do. This post is probably a hallucination of some kind.

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Dans Macabre posted:

Why are you moving to Switzerland? Well the legal cocaine is a big plus

The flag is also a big plus

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Those performers aren't there because they want to gently caress an old guy, they're there because they get paid. Paying for sex isn't consent, it's coercion. And what do we call coerced sex, motherfucker?

Sex work isn't bad, but being a job provider of sex work sure is

lol

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Trabant posted:

We must imagine the Pop-Tart happy.

Camus looking at the phrase he's just written: 'We must imagine Prometheus happy', then throwing the piece of paper away, saying 'Nahhhh'.

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Those performers aren't there because they want to gently caress an old guy, they're there because they get paid. Paying for sex isn't consent, it's coercion. And what do we call coerced sex, motherfucker?

Sex work isn't bad, but being a job provider of sex work sure is

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

:lmao:

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Those performers aren't there because they want to gently caress an old guy

You don't know that

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Those performers aren't there because they want to gently caress an old guy, they're there because they get paid. Paying for sex isn't consent, it's coercion. And what do we call coerced sex, motherfucker?

Sex work isn't bad, but being a job provider of sex work sure is

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Went to the mat for the Swedish model.

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
https://x.com/trueslazac/status/1740903372050551040?s=46

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Those performers aren't there because they want to gently caress an old guy, they're there because they get paid. Paying for sex isn't consent, it's coercion. And what do we call coerced sex, motherfucker?

Sex work isn't bad, but being a job provider of sex work sure is

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Quoting this in case anyone hasn't laughed at you yet.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
was he assuming that the OP in the onion weigher post was going to gently caress the onion? which one of us is having a stroke, him or me?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

It's true, onions cannot consent to sex, no matter what they weigh.

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost
Buddy,

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/lolennui/status/1740949234730582488

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

was he assuming that the OP in the onion weigher post was going to gently caress the onion? which one of us is having a stroke, him or me?

You're conflating the vegan threesomes with the onion weigher.

Alternatively: oh, someone is stroking, alright. :quagmire:

kiminewt
Feb 1, 2022

Trabant posted:

You're conflating the vegan threesomes with the onion weigher.

I like looking at a sentence and thinking "there's no way anyone has ever said or thought that since the the beginning of time"

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

kiminewt posted:

I like looking at a sentence and thinking "there's no way anyone has ever said or thought that since the the beginning of time"

The forums are great for generating that sort of thing.
"Hapax legomenon" is a useful term

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



Deep Glove Bruno posted:

was he assuming that the OP in the onion weigher post was going to gently caress the onion? which one of us is having a stroke, him or me?

https://twitter.com/dril/status/204379513575055360?s=20

Griddle of Love
May 14, 2020



loving dril, how does he do it? Is he a time travelling wizard or what?

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Well, not yet he isn't.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
dril tha god...

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
This is a current senior WoW dev. Bobby Kotick’s last day was yesterday.

https://x.com/scarizardplays/status/1740847586863665530?s=46

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/weirddalle/status/1741052183804596351

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
hell yeah

Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

:)
It’s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No…🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫
TIL I'm guys

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
I'm not a guy and I think "hell yeah"

I'll update that to "fuckin' A" if they can rig up a similar system to get the hotdogs back to the kitchen.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



SubponticatePoster posted:

I'm not a guy and I think "hell yeah"

I'll update that to "fuckin' A" if they can rig up a similar system to get the hotdogs back to the kitchen.

You're supposed to eat the grilled hotdogs outside whilst cracking open a cold one with the boys. Please learn history.

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
https://x.com/rottewange/status/1740906344436437030?s=46

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8XrtVpxOEI

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Those office people aren't there because they want to office a computer, they're there because they get paid. Paying for labour isn't consent, it's coercion. And what do we call coerced labour, motherfucker?

Work isn't bad, but being a job provider of work sure is

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Wait hang on I started editing this for a goof but I think it might have radicalised me into full communism

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Flint_Paper posted:

Wait hang on I started editing this for a goof but I think it might have radicalised me into full communism

Sex work isn't bad because it's sex, it's bad because it's work

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Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Those performers aren't there because they want to gently caress an old guy, they're there because they get paid. Paying for sex isn't consent, it's coercion. And what do we call coerced sex, motherfucker?

Sex work isn't bad, but being a job provider of sex work sure is

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Tell me more about how all sex is rape acshully.

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