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putting on my scuba gear to go to work see these skyscrapers are totally fine doomer
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Dec 30, 2023 22:27
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:what if we refine executives into jet fuel SixteenShells posted:Executives are in limited supply, I thought renewable energy sources were the goal Executives are a renewable resource. If you refined the entire C-suite of Exxon Mobil into jet fuel there are will be 100's of senior VPs who will all vie to replace them. 1000's of middle managers ready to take their place and business schools will keep pumping out more grads to replace them.
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Dec 30, 2023 23:29
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i’ve been having thunderstorms at 7am in the morning. I can’t remember the last time of having storms so early. it’s been happening all week, this is in south east Queensland. everything is dialled up to 11 now and no one bats an eye, it’s insane
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Dec 30, 2023 23:29
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i miss getting weeks-long rain in the winter. this poo poo sucks, we finally got 1(!) day of nice rain yesterday and now it's super blue-skys, hot and sunny like a mid-spring day. seems to be getting 1 day of rain here and there followed by 25-days of the month being clear or maybe overcast
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Dec 30, 2023 23:38
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https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/dec/30/climate-scientists-hail-2023-as-beginning-of-the-end-for-fossil-fuel-era Scientists are hailing the beginning of the end. Interpret the headline how you will.
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Dec 31, 2023 00:07
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Odonata posted:https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/dec/30/climate-scientists-hail-2023-as-beginning-of-the-end-for-fossil-fuel-era Every time I see a chart like this I have a good chuckle and I want everyone to be able to enjoy that 
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Dec 31, 2023 00:13
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lmao I love these charts they're so loving good, just gigantic "we are completely hosed" images that somehow manage to consistently find their way into the most optimistic articles
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Dec 31, 2023 00:14
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Paradoxish posted:lmao yeah there's the chuckle
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Dec 31, 2023 00:16
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Every single line on that chart not only shows something that is impossible to achieve intentionally, but also a pathway that likely represents near instantaneous collapse of modern civilization
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Dec 31, 2023 00:16
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Fossil fuels? More like fossil fools.
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Dec 31, 2023 00:32
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The Oldest Man posted:Every time I see a chart like this I have a good chuckle and I want everyone to be able to enjoy that I like that the drop points are like lazers. Imagining a little down under the blue lines being blown up.
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Dec 31, 2023 00:32
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Paradoxish posted:Every single line on that chart not only shows something that is impossible to achieve intentionally, but also a pathway that likely represents near instantaneous collapse of modern civilization If we'd just kept up the rate of decrease from March - May 2020 for 10 extra years, we'd have made it.  So COVID, but 40x more powerful, could save (the world from) us.
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Dec 31, 2023 00:36
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This, possibly anomalous, year is 2c above the normal lmao
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Dec 31, 2023 00:36
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Paradoxish posted:lmao
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Dec 31, 2023 00:40
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what if there was a way to give everyone who works at a petroleum company pica so it could decrease pollution in two ways. firstly you'd see a slight decrease because instead of selling oil they would simply drink it, secondly they'd die.
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Dec 31, 2023 01:12
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The Oldest Man posted:Every time I see a chart like this I have a good chuckle and I want everyone to be able to enjoy that  everytime
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Dec 31, 2023 01:39
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I can't wait until those charts need to show the lines going down and backwards
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Dec 31, 2023 01:40
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Unless posted:
I love this picture. It looks like God is projecting down from the heavens
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Dec 31, 2023 02:04
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The Oldest Man posted:Every time I see a chart like this I have a good chuckle and I want everyone to be able to enjoy that two terratons please
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Dec 31, 2023 02:05
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I feel like I'm losing my mind seeing the geese still around the pond when I'd like to think in years past they would have migrated for the winter. I was puzzled the other day as I saw a group of geese flying north and shrugged it off a bit thinking it could just be some of the geese I've seen around lately... that maybe shouldn't be here right now.
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Dec 31, 2023 02:07
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Paradoxish posted:I can't wait until those charts need to show the lines going down and backwards that's the fun part, they already should be
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Dec 31, 2023 02:10
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The Oldest Man posted:Every time I see a chart like this I have a good chuckle and I want everyone to be able to enjoy that This chart is incredible and I just laughed pretty loud so thanks
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Dec 31, 2023 02:24
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netizen posted:This would be dope. I never understood why Ariel wanted to leave the ocean. It's cool as hell down there. she left the ocean because although mermaids live exceptionally long lives, they have no souls and simply turn into seafoam when they die. hth
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Dec 31, 2023 02:27
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Rip Testes posted:I feel like I'm losing my mind seeing the geese still around the pond when I'd like to think in years past they would have migrated for the winter. I was puzzled the other day as I saw a group of geese flying north and shrugged it off a bit thinking it could just be some of the geese I've seen around lately... that maybe shouldn't be here right now. a goose will abandon its eggs and start brooding any larger egg-shaped thing you put in front of it, and yet it sounds like the geese are responding to climate change more rationally than the floridians edit: i think what im trying to say is we need to teach geese economics OIL PANIC has issued a correction as of 02:34 on Dec 31, 2023 |
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Dec 31, 2023 02:32
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OIL PANIC posted:she left the ocean because although mermaids live exceptionally long lives, they have no souls and simply turn into seafoam when they die. hth The delicious kind, or the kind I'm not sure whether to put in my engine?
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Dec 31, 2023 02:38
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OIL PANIC posted:a goose will abandon its eggs and start brooding any larger egg-shaped thing you put in front of it, and yet it sounds like the geese are responding to climate change more rationally than the floridians Humans wasted tens of thousands of delicately wrinkled neuron sheets inventing an egg detection algorithm. The geese just use the shape.
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Dec 31, 2023 02:53
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toggle posted:i’ve been having thunderstorms at 7am in the morning. I can’t remember the last time of having storms so early. it’s been happening all week, this is in south east Queensland. it’s very normal, op hypernormal, even
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Dec 31, 2023 02:55
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my bees have been out foraging lmao
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Dec 31, 2023 02:56
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Rip Testes posted:I feel like I'm losing my mind seeing the geese still around the pond when I'd like to think in years past they would have migrated for the winter. I was puzzled the other day as I saw a group of geese flying north and shrugged it off a bit thinking it could just be some of the geese I've seen around lately... that maybe shouldn't be here right now. They migrate for food sources. If they have food why are they going to waste energy finding new food
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Dec 31, 2023 03:01
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Magnificent posted:If we'd just kept up the rate of decrease from March - May 2020 for 10 extra years, we'd have made it.  the hand of the free market will save us
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Dec 31, 2023 03:07
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anime was right posted:
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Dec 31, 2023 03:43
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chunnel flooded governor
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Dec 31, 2023 03:49
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It’s that time of the year again, who has predictions for 2024?
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Dec 31, 2023 04:17
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:It’s that time of the year again, who has predictions for 2024? Manmade horrors beyond comprehension but we'll all still have to go to work
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Dec 31, 2023 04:32
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:It’s that time of the year again, who has predictions for 2024? i predict 2024 will be worse than 2023 but better than 2025. hope that helps
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Dec 31, 2023 04:32
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hopefully more volano stuff but less around where people live, but it'll probably be more around where people live
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Dec 31, 2023 04:40
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:It’s that time of the year again, who has predictions for 2024? storms, drought / unprecedented suffering
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Dec 31, 2023 04:56
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https://twitter.com/GilbertP4341/status/1741050769514676524?t=NYI1d3I1oBvHCi3GnsOTSA&s=19
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Dec 31, 2023 04:59
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Car Hater posted:Manmade horrors beyond comprehension but we'll all still have to go to work i'm going to comprehend them this year!
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Dec 31, 2023 05:02
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anime was right posted:
believing that the fictional disembodied boss hand from a twenty year old fighting game will save us from climate change is actually more reasonable than believing that the free market will
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