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RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Are there any fplus/extra credit equivalents that just read bad books? Not like my dad wrote a porno style, or 372 pages style. Like read and riff and read some more from start to finish.

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Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse
I Don't Even Own A Television, with sometimes F Plus collaborators J William Friedman and Chris Cllsn. They have unfortunately called it quits but their back catalog is still worth listening to.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Plus a couple of collabs with Lemon. The Diablo Cody book they read sounds unbearable.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
I'd love a garbage day segment that went back to the incredible literary works of Morgan Blayde for more reading.

Thranguy
Apr 21, 2010


Deceitful and black-hearted, perhaps we are. But we would never go against the Code. Well, perhaps for good reasons. But mostly never.
Expounded Universe from the System Mastery crew, (mostly) Star Wars books but certainly mostly bad, and The Worst Bestsellers come to mind.

Also the first couple years of Read it and Weep (before it became mostly movies and then stuff in general), but I don't know if they're still hosted anywhere easy to get to.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
if books could kill has reading series sometimes, good if you want to learn the secrets of self help books to achieve happiness (be a bad person, be born rich, and write self help books)

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

tokin opposition posted:

if books could kill has reading series sometimes, good if you want to learn the secrets of self help books to achieve happiness (be a bad person, be born rich, and write self help books)

I think a friend had me listen to them, presuming they did an episode on Rich Dad Poor Dad, and holy poo poo that book is mind boggling.

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Thranguy posted:

Expounded Universe from the System Mastery crew, (mostly) Star Wars books but certainly mostly bad, and The Worst Bestsellers come to mind.

Also the first couple years of Read it and Weep (before it became mostly movies and then stuff in general), but I don't know if they're still hosted anywhere easy to get to.

Yes! Highly recommended Worst Bestsellers! They've done crossover eps with IDEOTV and they are some of my favorite eps from both podcasts.

https://www.frowl.org/worstbestsellers/episode-94-suzannes-diary-for-nicholas/

https://www.idontevenownatelevision.com/2018/03/18/102-the-angel-experiment-maximum-ride-book-1-w-renata-and-kait-from-worst-bestsellers/

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

Was not prepared for how weird these people get about perfume

Heliotrope
Aug 17, 2007

You're fucking subhuman

I follow a cologne guy on YouTube and calling it "juice" seems to be really common.

ShellGame
Apr 10, 2016

stack 'em to the heavens
Extra Credit gets to read about all the ways reddit asks women stuff.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Gonna save this for next week but I get the feeling this is going to be the most reddit episode yet.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
how many of the questions are "how can i become woman" or "how can i not be woman" because according to my resources being on the computer turns you trans

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse
>reddit
>women

Oh boy oh boy :yum:

ShellGame
Apr 10, 2016

stack 'em to the heavens
Extra Credit reviews Steam some more!

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Hell yeah, I'm sure this episode will help me pick out some Christmas gifts for friends and family.

Thranguy
Apr 21, 2010


Deceitful and black-hearted, perhaps we are. But we would never go against the Code. Well, perhaps for good reasons. But mostly never.
it's that day again

ShellGame
Apr 10, 2016

stack 'em to the heavens
This time it's not reddit talking about how stuff comes out their weewee.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


Me about to click that link: "Ok so is the trick here that it's a reddit about sounding, or..."

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Also has there been a doc yet about the dregs of /r/teenagers? Because the other day someone linked me How Does One Become a Discord Kitten and I'm just like ok why is there not an ep on this yet, teenagers being stupid and making terrible decisions while thinking they're being super clever is one of my favorite F-Plus topics.

Plus it's nice to once again see that teenagers now are exactly as stupid and in exactly the same ways as they were when I was a teenager, for example:



:allears:

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
i always claimed to be an adult, starting from the age of 7 or so

nobody ever found me out

ShellGame
Apr 10, 2016

stack 'em to the heavens
I've always had the reverse problem. People are still surprised when they learn I'm 36. Offline it's started to drag because i transitioned and gained weight which means i'm automatically "ma'am" to everyone, but online it still takes people aback.

When I was a kid people online assumed I was older, mostly because I typed in full sentences and seemed to think about what I wrote, lol.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Wait, are the kids these days getting paid to be hit on by losers in chat rooms? Back in my day, all you got in return was a thin veneer of interest in your roleplaying characters!

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
TikTok ruined everything.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Antivehicular posted:

Wait, are the kids these days getting paid to be hit on by losers in chat rooms? Back in my day, all you got in return was a thin veneer of interest in your roleplaying characters!

If by "paid" you mean discord nitro and robux, then yes.



Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Shame Boy posted:

If by "paid" you mean discord nitro and robux, then yes.

that's some grim poo poo right there

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Letting a 40 year old perv on me in a chatroom for more cosmetics in the online fake Lego game for radicalizing children

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

I really do love hearing Jack try his damndest to read it with the original rhythm and just hitting a wall because he just can't

I could also listen to more of him talking to his kitty :allears:

MarxCarl
Jul 18, 2003

My friend who doesn't listen just sent me this link: https://applerankings.com/, I sent him back the episode.

Also, I have used that episode to remember to buy Sweet Tangos. Frange is right the New Zealand ones aren't that good, but the Michigan ones are great.

Akumeoy
Aug 6, 2022

extremely large and incredibly huge
logging on to cum stain descriptions dot com to post about how im not gay

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

If you never cybered for Adventure Quest Z-Tokens in 2006 can you even say you were alive?

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

The episode I compiled about the anal-only lifestyle is now up, I hope you all enjoy possibly the dumbest fiction I've ever read on the internet (if it wasn't cut for time)

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Congrats, and also thanks for all the work you put into the previous docs you submitted! I'm glad it focuses more on the gross people instead of gross things

If anyone else is looking for other ideas on content to mine, the phenazepam saga could be fun to hear about again

The Ghoul
Dec 8, 2011

I got a cobra for a cock and some wrought iron balls
Loving this new QAnon series so far!

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
easily the best poetry they've read lol

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Also if this additional context helps anyone, I only discovered this fetish because a woman on tinder had it in her bio and I had to google wtf it was

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
the vegans of sex

e: given how beans have so much fiber they should probably all become vegan actually now that I think of it

Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

Fight for all that is beautiful in the world

Those really were the best poems in fplus history

Shazaminator
Oct 11, 2007
The power of Shazam compels you!
Re-listening to some old episodes, and I think during the Aesthetic Wiki episode The Intern’s insane tangent about slimes, and how she’d like a curated monthly box of slimes she can use around the house (with just a little bit of Borax), with Lemon desperately trying to understand, all building up to “I’m actually more of a powders person” is probably one of my all-time favourite F Plus moments.

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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
There's an entire section at the nearby Super Walmart for just stuff like slimes and putties and kinetic sand and poo poo so I am 100% on board the Slime of the Month fund.

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