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Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Just realized this wasn't in the thread it actually belongs in

:norway:

Account was deleted, all that remains is a single screenshot in the replies. :smith:

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The General
Mar 4, 2007


Sywert of Thieves posted:

Account was deleted, all that remains is a single screenshot in the replies. :smith:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuXzH6y1kkQ

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

There's a clear break in the median. For a crosswalk lmao

The bigger question is: why was it being filmed?

The General
Mar 4, 2007


FFT posted:

The bigger question is: why was it being filmed?

quote:

The number of smartphone mobile network subscriptions worldwide reached almost 6.4 billion in 2022, and is forecast to exceed 7.7 billion by 2028.

Assume somebody is recording everything in public.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Gerblyn posted:

I can’t drive, so I’m curious - Was that the car driver’s fault? He didn’t seem to be indicating…

You can’t turn there, so it’s 200% the drivers fault

edit:

DontMockMySmock posted:

I thought that at first, but there's a frame just before it hits where you see it's behind the bushes, then it gets shunted off to its left by the collision. I think that the car was going slow, so the motorcycle was trying to pass by hugging the median. Which is also colossally stupid, but perhaps less so than driving the wrong way.

And this too. Bike was doing a dangerous thing, but the car was totally wrong

Elias_Maluco has a new favorite as of 13:44 on Dec 31, 2023

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

FFT posted:

There's a clear break in the median. For a crosswalk lmao

The bigger question is: why was it being filmed?
Even ignoring how common dashcams are or someone in a car deciding to film a cool bike, a lot of motorcyclists have helmet cams. Some to provide video evidence after a twitter avatar driving a suburban tank deliberately tries to run them over, some to show off their sick wheelies as they weave in and out of traffic in rush hour.

E: And sometimes it's both!

DontMockMySmock posted:

I thought that at first, but there's a frame just before it hits where you see it's behind the bushes, then it gets shunted off to its left by the collision. I think that the car was going slow, so the motorcycle was trying to pass by hugging the median. Which is also colossally stupid, but perhaps less so than driving the wrong way.

Splicer has a new favorite as of 13:54 on Dec 31, 2023

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Splicer posted:

Even ignoring how common dashcams are or someone in a car deciding to film a cool bike, a lot of motorcyclists have helmet cams.
Yeah, but it's being filmed from the opposite sidewalk!

Looks like there's a car dealership on the far side of the street though, this may not be that rare of an occurence.

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021
https://i.imgur.com/WCDcpq1.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/ZDHhknA_lq.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/UbI9LuE_lq.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/mvh8dIY_lq.mp4

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

That baby is about to call CPS

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Is that one of those legal post birth abortions the republicans talk about?

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


?????

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

steinrokkan posted:

Is that one of those legal post birth abortions the republicans talk about?

Baby’s First Euthanasia Coaster

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Lol get trunked idiot

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/6JRWpj8.gifv

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Is this not just plain... child abuse?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Hawk tries to eat tiny kitten, gets foiled by some mysterious force field protecting it???

https://i.imgur.com/2M4nZJ3.mp4

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Can't hawk there, mate

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Flint_Paper posted:

Can't hawk there, mate

lol

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

That person has a distressing amount of stuff just sliding around on their dashboard.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Samovar posted:

Is this not just plain... child abuse?

More like neglect I guess? Criminally irresponsible, anyway

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

im an amateur lawyer and if people are very stupid, then they lack the foresight necessary to be culpable under the law. there was just no way that that person who is extremely stupid could be held responsible for slamming an infant on the ground a bunch of times. i am of course citing dumbell v. moran which was a landmark decision regarding baby law.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

That person has a distressing amount of stuff just sliding around on their dashboard.

Including a kitten!

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
it’s so absurd at first I thought it was one of those videos where someone throws a baby on the wall or kicks it but turns out it’s just a doll

Had to watch a few times to confirm that’s a real human baby

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Hackers film 1995 posted:

im an amateur lawyer and if people are very stupid, then they lack the foresight necessary to be culpable under the law. there was just no way that that person who is extremely stupid could be held responsible for slamming an infant on the ground a bunch of times. i am of course citing dumbell v. moran which was a landmark decision regarding baby law.

Never show signs of intelligence or accoutability. This is very important, for culpability.

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Mt. Gox, now there's a name I haven't heard in a millenia

Bertha the Toaster
Jan 11, 2009
My how I laughed when I found out people were putting their money into a website called Magic the Gathering Online Exchange.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
It's a doll you dumbasses

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

derp posted:

It's a doll you dumbasses

No it's a web exchange for buttcoins.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

derp posted:

It's a doll you dumbasses

uh no, it's in reverse

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/pYq7rBf.mp4

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
Muthafucker has a motorcycle almost as wide as a small car and thinks he can do that kind poo poo, I see that a lot in traffic

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
lanesplitting with a big rear end bagger is so dumb that this amuses me

Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

It's funny but I'm not sure why it goes into slo-mo after 4 seconds and then continues for another 40 seconds when it should've ended.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Hawk tries to eat tiny kitten, gets foiled by some mysterious force field protecting it???

https://i.imgur.com/2M4nZJ3.mp4
I like the hawk looking at the person filming with a very "wtf man" expression.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Hawk tries to eat tiny kitten, gets foiled by some mysterious force field protecting it???

https://i.imgur.com/2M4nZJ3.mp4

That's a kitty hawk.


I'm trying to sneak around but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my saddlebags keeps alerting the cars

Nenonen has a new favorite as of 22:43 on Dec 31, 2023

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Karate Bastard posted:

Never show signs of intelligence

decades ahead of you my dude

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://i.imgur.com/LUTj6eo.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/5nj7pLX.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/cRtPrkS.mp4

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

At least it was a clean hit.

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stratego
May 6, 2007


Left his feet, clearly charging.

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