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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
i would've been friends with malcolm and chi minh

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Eat This Glob posted:

ho chi mihn worked at a well-known hotel in boston, at which the boston creme pie and parker house rolls were created. malcolm x later worked at the same place

Hotel work probably would make comrades of us all

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Michael Avenatti

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Eat This Glob posted:

ho chi mihn worked at a well-known hotel in boston, at which the boston creme pie and parker house rolls were created. malcolm x later worked at the same place

Wow, four revolutionaries

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Eat This Glob posted:

ho chi mihn worked at a well-known hotel in boston, at which the boston creme pie and parker house rolls were created. malcolm x later worked at the same place

ho chi mihn loved creampies is what I'm getting from this

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Falukorv
Jun 23, 2013

A funny little mouse!
malcolm x and ho chi minh also share a birthday with me

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Falukorv posted:

malcolm x and ho chi minh also share a birthday with me

they're proud of you :)

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

mawarannahr posted:

they're proud of you :)

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Dokapon Findom posted:

Michael Avenatti

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Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Basta!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Falukorv posted:

malcolm x and ho chi minh also share a birthday with me

Wow I thought you were joking nice

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Honestly I do appreciate that they gave him lex luthor color scheme to contrast Mueller's superman since avenatti was a 'bad guy' who worked for trump. it's a cute detail :awesome:

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

"He's not apologizing for what he's done, but for what he's about to do" is a line I wish I thought of myself

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Also lol at his tiny weed cuck jet. I would never get in a plane so small

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Dokapon Findom posted:

"He's not apologizing for what he's done, but for what he's about to do" is a line I wish I thought of myself

lol

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

hes bald and he's hearing lex luthor colors, don't trust him

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

War and Pieces posted:

hes bald and he's hearing lex luthor colors, don't trust him

Lex Luthor is the true hero in Superman, just like Killmonger is the true hero in Black Panther, OP.

Edit: Or Bane is the true hero in Batman.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
7 Ways Hillary Clinton Is Just Like Your Abuela

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

Animal-Mother posted:

7 Ways Hillary Clinton Is Just Like Your Abuela

the whole "hot sauce in her bag" thing. A very goofy riff on what was a popular Beyonce song at the time, it was sold to us like she was this aw shucks Southern Gal who just liked hot sauce. she was born in Illinois, lived in Cambridge, Mass before moving to Fayetteville so it all kinda fell flat and was seen for the transparent marketing scheme it most likely was.

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:

the whole "hot sauce in her bag" thing. A very goofy riff on what was a popular Beyonce song at the time, it was sold to us like she was this aw shucks Southern Gal who just liked hot sauce. she was born in Illinois, lived in Cambridge, Mass before moving to Fayetteville so it all kinda fell flat and was seen for the transparent marketing scheme it most likely was.

to be fair, they pulled the same poo poo with W. No reason to think it couldn't work a second time

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
"Pokemon go to the polls!"
*crowd cheers wildly*

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

WHY BONER NOW posted:

"Pokemon go to the polls!"
*crowd cheers wildly*

Funniest politics thing in the last 30 years, tied only with "wide stance"

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Some of your faves might be implicated

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

ikanreed posted:

Some of your faves might be implicated

The real wording is even funnier

https://twitter.com/sfpelosi/status/1147657745253855233

quite

:lmao:

#WeSaidEnough

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Funniest politics thing in the last 30 years, tied only with "wide stance"

Just chillin'.......... in Cedar Rapids!

Chronicles
Oct 24, 2013

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:

the whole "hot sauce in her bag" thing. A very goofy riff on what was a popular Beyonce song at the time, it was sold to us like she was this aw shucks Southern Gal who just liked hot sauce. she was born in Illinois, lived in Cambridge, Mass before moving to Fayetteville so it all kinda fell flat and was seen for the transparent marketing scheme it most likely was.

the most hosed up thing is someone found evidence that she actually was doing that in the 90s and it still seems fake

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

Private Cumshoe posted:

The real wording is even funnier

https://twitter.com/sfpelosi/status/1147657745253855233

quite

:lmao:

#WeSaidEnough

I haven't been paying attention, how did following the facts go and where did the chips fall?

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
go to joe…
…three oh three three oh…

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Joe Biden's exploding eyeball.

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Falukorv posted:

malcolm x and ho chi minh also share a birthday with me

I’ve got Bill O’Reilly and Neera Tanden which I always find kind of amusing

Also remember bill o’reilly and neera tanden - lol

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

uber_stoat posted:

Joe Biden's exploding eyeball.

Mitch McConnells hands

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

A buddy of mine's birthday is 1/6

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Lib and let die posted:

A buddy of mine's birthday is 1/6

My cousin’s wife has 9/11 and I’m jealous

Also have a friend with 8/6 which is a wild one

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
I share a birthday with Willie Nelson.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Hillary's southern accent in the 90s

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

HashtagGirlboss posted:

neera tanden - lol

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Weka posted:

Hillary's southern accent in the 90s

also the 2016 election iirc

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

UwUnabomber posted:

I share a birthday with Willie Nelson.

updating my spreadsheet...

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Weka posted:

Hillary's southern accent in the 90s

Hillary's chocolate chip cookie recipe

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