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Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
With a tankless water heater could be cool.

Walls will collapse in 5 years, but maybe worth it.

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Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

OwlFancier posted:

Why not just install a car wash?

Or shower heads on every wall, maximum pressure, enter the BATHECUBE and be cleansed of things you didn't know you had.

A relative of mine has a shower with two shower heads on opposite sides so you don't have to keep turning like a rotisserie chicken and it owns. I'd definitely invest in a BATHECUBE

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Kit Walker posted:

A relative of mine has a shower with two shower heads on opposite sides so you don't have to keep turning like a rotisserie chicken and it owns. I'd definitely invest in a BATHECUBE

I still turn around to wash my back

Idk. Habit.

aniviron
Sep 11, 2014


Ideally wouldn't you want a WATER DOME? 360 degrees of water assaulting you in all directions from above. A hemisphere of cleanliness. You could put one on the bottom too I guess but it would be hard to get in and out of.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

One of those nested ring spinners covered in shower heads

Where we're going, we don't need soap to bathe.

aniviron
Sep 11, 2014


Was picturing a big fidget spinner that sprayed water for a second. It could work.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I think that's just a sprinkler.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Biblically accurate showerhead

mortarr
Apr 28, 2005

frozen meat at high speed

Is the water going down the plughole being recycled for the shower?!

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Some sort of "bathysphere"

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


aniviron posted:

Ideally wouldn't you want a WATER DOME? 360 degrees of water assaulting you in all directions...

You invented the bathtub!

Joking but some of those really nice showers are super cool!

Not the person in the video purposefully overflowing their bathtub because they have a floor drain for their shower nearby while also running the shower though, that's dumb.

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Make giant washing machines that you can crawl inside

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

freelop posted:

Make giant washing machines that you can crawl inside

Are you trying to destroy the step mom porn industry

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
It's a shame that doesn't actually exist. A metal tube that will clean you from the neck down without any effort? Yes, please.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

OwlFancier posted:

Why not just install a car wash?

Or shower heads on every wall, maximum pressure, enter the BATHECUBE and be cleansed of things you didn't know you had.

No joke, LBJ had this installed in the White House.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





It looks fairly normal, if a bit unsuitable for damp rural Ireland, but wait til you spot the weirdness

https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/semi-detached-house-8-parklands-crescent-tubbercurry-co-sligo/5524754

Edit: Just found a glorious period piece as a bonus.

https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/detached-house-ballingrane-rathkeale-co-limerick/5509491

If you like a carpet with a good, strong pattern, this is the house for you



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Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



Pookah posted:

It looks fairly normal, if a bit unsuitable for damp rural Ireland, but wait til you spot the weirdness

https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/semi-detached-house-8-parklands-crescent-tubbercurry-co-sligo/5524754

Edit: Just found a glorious period piece as a bonus.

https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/detached-house-ballingrane-rathkeale-co-limerick/5509491

If you like a carpet with a good, strong pattern, this is the house for you





Images every Irish millennial can smell

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
My English grandmother had a carpet like that.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I think everyone's grandmother did tbh.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Poo In An Alleyway posted:

Images every Irish millennial can smell

I know! It's so ugly, but a weirdly comforting sort of ugly. It's like paying a visit to one of my aunts' houses back in the 90s

taiyoko
Jan 10, 2008


Pookah posted:

It looks fairly normal, if a bit unsuitable for damp rural Ireland, but wait til you spot the weirdness

https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/semi-detached-house-8-parklands-crescent-tubbercurry-co-sligo/5524754



They have like 4 nearly identical pictures of the living room, but only show like, 1.5 of the supposed 4 bedrooms? The (presumably) faux-skylight in the bathroom is neat, if kinda weird to do in the bathroom instead of like, the master bedroom or something, though.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





taiyoko posted:

They have like 4 nearly identical pictures of the living room, but only show like, 1.5 of the supposed 4 bedrooms? The (presumably) faux-skylight in the bathroom is neat, if kinda weird to do in the bathroom instead of like, the master bedroom or something, though.

I thought the miniature toilet beside the normal one was extremely weird, but I have been told they are a useful tool for potty-training a little kid.

I still choose to believe it is a fully plumbed-in miniature toilet.

Edit: the marble floor/rug combo in the sitting room and kitchen look really Middle-Eastern to me, and not at all appropriate to a damp, clammy climate like Ireland has.

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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Pookah posted:

...
I still choose to believe it is a fully plumbed-in miniature toilet.
...

iirc traditionally the mini shitter is installed for the use of the pixies and Fair Folk :pseudo:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Pookah posted:

It looks fairly normal, if a bit unsuitable for damp rural Ireland, but wait til you spot the weirdness

https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/semi-detached-house-8-parklands-crescent-tubbercurry-co-sligo/5524754

It always drives me batty when all the house photos are tilted just a bit out of true. What, you're filming a 1960s Batman episode in there?

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





SatansOnion posted:

iirc traditionally the mini shitter is installed for the use of the pixies and Fair Folk :pseudo:

The Tuatha dé Dunny, of course!

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Captain Hygiene posted:

It always drives me batty when all the house photos are tilted just a bit out of true. What, you're filming a 1960s Batman episode in there?

I usually see that in Dutch real estate listings.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Trabant posted:

I usually see that in Dutch real estate listings.

:mods:

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


Pookah posted:

https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/detached-house-ballingrane-rathkeale-co-limerick/5509491

If you like a carpet with a good, strong pattern, this is the house for you

I've always wanted to live in a spoons!

brunch with yr parents
Jan 6, 2013

SWEATBOX SYMPHONY

Kit Walker posted:

A relative of mine has a shower with two shower heads on opposite sides so you don't have to keep turning like a rotisserie chicken and it owns. I'd definitely invest in a BATHECUBE

Your relative fucks in that shower.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Pookah posted:

The Tuatha dé Dunny, of course!

Closely related to the bath-sidhe

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Remulak posted:

Walls will collapse in 5 years, but maybe worth it.

Oh. Why?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


AreWeDrunkYet posted:

It's a shame that doesn't actually exist. A metal tube that will clean you from the neck down without any effort? Yes, please.

there’s the humanwash but that’s more like one of those cow scratchers


https://humanwash.com

Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?

Poo In An Alleyway posted:

Images every Irish millennial can smell

I've never even been to Ireland and I can smell that!

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

brunch with yr parents posted:

Your relative fucks in that shower.

I've got some bad news regarding every relative you have and every shower on the planet.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

pseudosavior posted:

I've got some bad news regarding every relative you have and every shower on the planet.

Except yours. :grin:

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



https://twitter.com/conzmoleman/status/1745461445398344062

AUGH

Mad Hamish has a new favorite as of 19:57 on Jan 11, 2024

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Slenderness ratio: yes

Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010

Cool if I bring my mini trampoline and DDR mat so we can play in the fresh air?

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CordlessPen
Jan 8, 2004

I told you so...

Pookah posted:

It looks fairly normal, if a bit unsuitable for damp rural Ireland, but wait til you spot the weirdness

https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/semi-detached-house-8-parklands-crescent-tubbercurry-co-sligo/5524754

I know it's in Ireland but this looks so much like an early 2000s condo in Boca Raton.

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