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Murdstone posted:Yeah, drinking and smoking can age the hell out of you. Add a lot of sun to that and one day in your 40s you're just going to wake up looking 65+. Took me til my mid 50's
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Murdstone posted:Yeah, drinking and smoking can age the hell out of you. Add a lot of sun to that and one day in your 40s you're just going to wake up looking 65+. it really is nuts. i had a housemate when i was 23 and he was 21 and he drank a fuckload and did a lot of outdoor heavy labour for work. i only very seldomly drink, last actual drink i had was in february. 10 years later i run into him again and he straight up looks like he's 50, leather faced and haggard looking
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Junk posted:but did he see dime one from it? nooooooooope. Modern hustle culture ruins the true artists in our ranks.
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I didn't drink between 25-35 and am now 40. It's incredible how much my peers have aged while I look about ten years younger than I am.
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I really wish I could ask the original maker of that image macro what the gently caress he meant by "the blockchain." I guarantee it wasn't the crypto version. I have to assume it was some kind of like rock paper scissors-esque "if they do X, I counter with Y. If they do Y, I counter with Z. If they do Z, I counter with X" kind of idea? Or maybe it was always meant to be nonsensical. Who knows.
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a weird nerd who never works out, armed with a sword from a mall kiosk, might just be the hero we need
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Like my cousin, known as Leather Heather due to her premature aging She single?
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Dick Burglar posted:I really wish I could ask the original maker of that image macro what the gently caress he meant by "the blockchain." I guarantee it wasn't the crypto version. I have to assume it was some kind of like rock paper scissors-esque "if they do X, I counter with Y. If they do Y, I counter with Z. If they do Z, I counter with X" kind of idea? That's a blockstring. It's different because 
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blatman posted:a weird nerd who never works out, armed with a sword from a mall kiosk, might just be the hero we need good luck!
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Radio Paranoia posted:That's a blockstring. It's different because I figured it was something with a slightly different name that I was unaware of. Thank you for setting me straight. I actually initially called it "fighting game-esque" but figured that might sound nonsensical. Funny, that.
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Dick Burglar posted:I really wish I could ask the original maker of that image macro what the gently caress he meant by "the blockchain." I guarantee it wasn't the crypto version. I have to assume it was some kind of like rock paper scissors-esque "if they do X, I counter with Y. If they do Y, I counter with Z. If they do Z, I counter with X" kind of idea? Yeah, before I knew what crypto was I assumed it was some sort of chain with a block attached weapon. Who knows.
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Yea, can you supersize the coke please on what I just ordered.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Yeah, before I knew what crypto was I assumed it was some sort of chain with a block attached weapon. Who knows. As good a description as any I ever heard.
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He has spent time analyzing the sequence of events leading up to him being blocked by everyone he has interacted with,
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Dick Burglar posted:I really wish I could ask the original maker of that image macro what the gently caress he meant by "the blockchain." I guarantee it wasn't the crypto version. I have to assume it was some kind of like rock paper scissors-esque "if they do X, I counter with Y. If they do Y, I counter with Z. If they do Z, I counter with X" kind of idea? It's 100% about crypto. There have been plenty of versions of this particular joke and bitcoin's been around since like 2010 or something
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Dolphins with threatening auras.
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Kit Walker posted:It's 100% about crypto. There have been plenty of versions of this particular joke and bitcoin's been around since like 2010 or something Super zen katana man is not going to care about crypto when the barbarians are at the gate. The text is very clearly about using his BIG BRAIN to defeat meathead opponents in glorious battle, not solve math problems to unlock buttcoins.
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Dick Burglar posted:Super zen katana man is not going to care about crypto when the barbarians are at the gate. The text is very clearly about using his BIG BRAIN to defeat meathead opponents in glorious battle, not solve math problems to unlock buttcoins. He's gonna use the bitcoins to buy water and beans in the post-apocalypse
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I have drunken heroic quantities of alcohol over decades and done many drugs but I moisturize and I feel like that’s the secret of my glow.
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BrigadierSensible posted:OK. Now imagine a fat, Disney adult, cruise goer getting stuck in there somewhere out on the high seas. Shut up nerd! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFAFoxAWliM&t=11s Pigsfeet on Rye posted:His rear end in a top hat looked like a sunbaked prune that was hit by a meteorite, what did the rest of him look like?  Post rest of series pls  e: Found an old thread about him: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4028684 Including this post linking his video profile on xvideo, for anyone who wants to see the man myth legend in action: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4028684&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2#post531174320 Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Dec 31, 2023 |
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Takes No Damage posted:Shut up nerd! If you don't want to click on his profile, allow me to shamelessly plug one of my own posts and share some of my Goatse project. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4028684&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=4#post531213245 Its from that same thread posted above.
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https://i.imgur.com/aW5YbqQ.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/MW5lbVa.mp4 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymothoa_exigua 
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Kit Walker posted:He's gonna use the bitcoins to buy water and beans in the post-apocalypse It's 100% this yall
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/aW5YbqQ.mp4 MWA HA HAH AHAHAH HAHAHAHAH!!!!
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Maybe the fish has it there by choice. Like a person putting a big stud through their tounge.
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Ohhhh is that the parasite that eats and replaces a fish’s tongue? e: d’awww it is  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymothoa_exigua
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Vakal posted:Maybe the fish has it there by choice. Like a person putting a big stud through their tounge. The blowjobs are incredible
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There's a mediocre found footage film that's basically what if this but people 
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Yeah, before I knew what crypto was I assumed it was some sort of chain with a block attached weapon. Who knows. Glad I'm not the only one, I figured it was like nunchuks, something that was originally a farming tool. Only to learn it was actually a farm for tools
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HubZInAs0-A THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY!!
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Takes No Damage posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HubZInAs0-A For years now, every time I get a product in such ridiculous packaging, I think of this scene. I haven't gone full Psycho mode with a knife like him but I understand. Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 08:08 on Jan 1, 2024 |
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Metaline posted:This product, or one similar, said something on the back of the packaging that was like, "This is the last time you will ever struggle to open a package!" which is kinda cute. https://i.imgur.com/mrR1znK.mp4
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