[MUSK] All core systems are now on X.com (UPDATE BOOKMARKS)

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Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Elon is ftw (for the whites)

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External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

shyduck posted:

There's like something here about how this post is in the open palm slam lineage but I'm not a dork enough to type it up

# ? Jan 1, 2024 18:19

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

Nenonen posted:

Elon is ftw (for the whites)

# ? Jan 1, 2024 18:29

Cup Runneth Over: Aug 8, 2009; She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate

withak posted:

why doesn’t Elon just make it.

Making movies doesn't advance the human race, which is the only thing Elon has dedicated himself to, sorry

# ? Jan 1, 2024 18:32

Skull Servant: Oct 25, 2009

They should post Snow Woke on X! Huge opportunity for engagement!

# ? Jan 1, 2024 19:09

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

Did somebody say #movies??

# ? Jan 1, 2024 20:56

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1741867372640616557

# ? Jan 1, 2024 21:38

Juul-Whip: Mar 10, 2008

who on earth cares what Walt would think. are they in the business of making stuff their dead founder would like or are they in the business of making money?

# ? Jan 1, 2024 21:45

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Walt liked money.

# ? Jan 1, 2024 21:46

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Malloc Voidstar posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1741867372640616557

lmfao he's posting at himself

# ? Jan 1, 2024 22:01

Rudeboy Detective: Apr 28, 2011

what if the woke mind virus is just elon's imaginary friend?

# ? Jan 1, 2024 22:15

Precambrian Video Games: Aug 19, 2002

The famously hard-headed Walt Disney spinning in his grave faster than a drill bit... and the Boring Company boss can't think of a use for this? :elon:

# ? Jan 1, 2024 22:19

Saltpowered: Apr 12, 2010; Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC

Malloc Voidstar posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1741867372640616557

I mean, he isn't wrong that Walt Disney would hate "wokeness" but that's because he was a racist anti-semite. So uh, whatever point they are trying to make isn't quite working.

# ? Jan 1, 2024 22:25

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

Juul-Whip posted:

who on earth cares what Walt would think. are they in the business of making stuff their dead founder would like or are they in the business of making money?

theyre in the business of going woke -> going broke

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sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

Happy new year to Elon and Linda

# ? Jan 1, 2024 22:57

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

coconono posted:

X: the everything alt-right app

X the everything app is the most welcoming of all the major western social media companies of left wing voices. For instance it censors pro Palestine content less.

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Circle Nine: Mar 1, 2009; But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

Malloc Voidstar posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1741867372640616557

i mean this is actually true

# ? Jan 1, 2024 23:47

Rudeboy Detective: Apr 28, 2011

Circle Nine posted:

i mean this is actually true

💯

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Mola Yam: Jun 18, 2004; Kali Ma Shakti de!

dethaw corpse in case of woke

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Precambrian Video Games: Aug 19, 2002

WWWDD?

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spaceblancmange: Apr 19, 2018; #essereFerrari

# ? Jan 2, 2024 01:11

Circle Nine: Mar 1, 2009; But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

Precambrian Video Games posted:

WWWDD?

have a newsletter blaming the jews that people subscribe to

# ? Jan 2, 2024 02:32

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

shyduck posted:

Snow Woke 🤣

Exactly

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HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

Snow Woke 🤣

# ? Jan 2, 2024 03:23

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

Snow Woke 🤣

Someone make a movie about this XD

# ? Jan 2, 2024 03:27

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

Snow Woke 🤣

Snow woke

Snowoke

Snoke

Star Wars woke confirmed!!!

# ? Jan 2, 2024 04:07

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Steamboat Wokey

# ? Jan 2, 2024 04:08

Davethulhu: Aug 12, 2003; Morbid Hound

spaceblancmange posted:

https://twitter.com/Aspiemama_107/status/1741939177393160270

(Video from the 2011 earthquake)

https://twitter.com/PlanetReportHQ/status/1741951792496119889

(strange birds after earthquake)

https://twitter.com/WarMonitoreu/status/1741878008347033948

(oarfish video from july)

Thank you mr musk for all these valuable verified sources

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DeeplyConcerned: Apr 29, 2008; I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

that last one is just musk taking a swim

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Gabagool: Jul 20, 2020

DeeplyConcerned posted:

that last one is just musk taking a swim

Elon Mollusk

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sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

Gabagool posted:

Elon Mollusk

Concerning

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Precambrian Video Games: Aug 19, 2002

You'd think the Earth would be significantly less habitable if there were an entire species of doomsday animal it's humans.

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Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

smoke white

# ? Jan 2, 2024 07:02

TheDarkFlame: May 4, 2013; You tell me I didn't build that?

I'll have you know I worked my fingers to the bone to get where I am today.

"Snow Woke" rolls off the tongue like a Cybertruck down a mountainside. Could his massive brain not think of anything less clunky, like "Woke-ohontas" or "Snow White Privilege" or something?

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