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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I don't like sushi very much so I shan't be purchasing this video game.

Then die!

:hellyeah:

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Ashsaber
Oct 24, 2010

Deploying Swordbreakers!
College Slice
Oh hey, that got played at AGDQ last year: https://gdqvods.com/game/im-going-to-die-if-i-dont-eat-sushi

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


CommissarMega posted:

Is is actually bad, though? Seems like one of those odd Japanese games that's weird for the sake of being weird.

Naruhodo!!

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost

This is just a minigame in one of the Yakuza games I haven't played, you can't fool me

Tamba
Apr 5, 2010

Danger - Octopus! posted:

This is just a minigame main story quest in one of the Yakuza games I haven't played, you can't fool me

Tiny Myers
Jul 29, 2021

say hello to my little friend


Cartoon Man posted:

There’s a new Walking Dead game out.

It’s uh…definitely a thing.

https://i.imgur.com/lXlT3R3.gifv


https://youtu.be/FY2RuSAXgk0?si=-ffuhbHPE714v_k5

I've been watching a video of someone playing this and it's pretty great. I feel bad that there was probably some level of crunch behind it judging by the Kong quotes, but one of the highlights is that all of the characters look loving hideous, especially Shane (first picture). Like, with Rick (second shot) you can kind of see the likeness of the actor and all, but uh, whew.





This isn't me cherry picking unflattering shots or anything. The cutscenes are literally still models it slowly pans over, so each of these shots lasts for several seconds:

https://clips.twitch.tv/AntsyImpartialVultureFrankerZ-Fdo7-TGxFtNa6pyV

I think my favorite game eccentricity so far has been that it plays a "your body is getting eaten by zombies" sound whenever you die... even if there are no zombies around. Like if you, say, die in the middle of the boss fight between Rick and Shane. Rick gets to have a little snack, I guess

FishMcCool
Apr 9, 2021

lolcats are still funny
Fallen Rib

Actually, this is the sequel to the one played at GDQ. But rest assured, the game description explains that you can play the sequel even without having played/beaten the original, so you can sushi ahead with the reassurance that you won't be missing out on any critical lore/story.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Tiny Myers posted:

I've been watching a video of someone playing this and it's pretty great. I feel bad that there was probably some level of crunch behind it judging by the Kong quotes, but one of the highlights is that all of the characters look loving hideous, especially Shane (first picture). Like, with Rick (second shot) you can kind of see the likeness of the actor and all, but uh, whew.





This isn't me cherry picking unflattering shots or anything. The cutscenes are literally still models it slowly pans over, so each of these shots lasts for several seconds:

https://clips.twitch.tv/AntsyImpartialVultureFrankerZ-Fdo7-TGxFtNa6pyV

I think my favorite game eccentricity so far has been that it plays a "your body is getting eaten by zombies" sound whenever you die... even if there are no zombies around. Like if you, say, die in the middle of the boss fight between Rick and Shane. Rick gets to have a little snack, I guess

everything about this is great

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

ninjoatse.cx posted:

everything about this is great

In this video, there's a progress-halting bug at the exit of the starting room. Also funny that this janky game still tried to implement branching storylines and a "conflict resolution" element between different pairs of characters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZDcq39Bon0

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

what if [public domain IP] but dark and twisted and hosed up? wouldn't that be epic

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1741858189904109781

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


who would win in a fight: hosed up mickey mouse, or hosed up winnie the pooh

bbcisdabomb
Jan 15, 2008

SHEESH

Ainsley McTree posted:

who would win in a fight: hosed up mickey mouse, or hosed up winnie the pooh

Regular Tigger

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



Ainsley McTree posted:

who would win in a fight: hosed up mickey mouse, or hosed up winnie the pooh

Kanga

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Eeyore, since he considers being released from this cruel cycle called ‘life’ to be victory.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


repiv posted:

what if [public domain IP] but dark and twisted and hosed up? wouldn't that be epic

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1741858189904109781

It's a Nazi game:

https://twitter.com/AnoriandGD/status/1742202733627604994

There's more in the thread. Any particular reference could be a coincidence but there would have to be a lot of coincidences for this not to be intentional.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
As awful as the nazi wannabe-horror game is... Mickey Mouse is public domain now? I'd have thought Disney would have had him on lockdown!

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

ultrafilter posted:

It's a Nazi game:

https://twitter.com/AnoriandGD/status/1742202733627604994

There's more in the thread. Any particular reference could be a coincidence but there would have to be a lot of coincidences for this not to be intentional.

A Venn diagram of people who make shovel-ware based on played out memes and internet Nazi's is pretty much a single perfect circle.

CommissarMega posted:

As awful as the nazi wannabe-horror game is... Mickey Mouse is public domain now? I'd have thought Disney would have had him on lockdown!

Only the early version of the character from Steam Boat Willie. But yes, Mickey Mouse is public domain in the US as of yesterday.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

ultrafilter posted:

It's a Nazi game:

https://twitter.com/AnoriandGD/status/1742202733627604994

There's more in the thread. Any particular reference could be a coincidence but there would have to be a lot of coincidences for this not to be intentional.

Lol

https://twitter.com/NMForgeGames/status/1742268953475289551



Lmao

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



counting the keystrokes in the title of games nobody will play in the hope of blowing the conspiracy wide open

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

I dont know posted:

Only the early version of the character from Steam Boat Willie. But yes, Mickey Mouse is public domain in the US as of yesterday.

Huh, so that's a legally distinct version of Mickey, then? Learn something new every day.

leper khan
Dec 28, 2010
Honest to god thinks Half Life 2 is a bad game. But at least he likes Monster Hunter.

CommissarMega posted:

Huh, so that's a legally distinct version of Mickey, then? Learn something new every day.

No red pants yet.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Gonna wait with great anticipation for 2034-35 when the original forms of Superman and Batman become public domain

well, we're going to enjoy the very first version of Superman in 2029 already, with this

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

CommissarMega posted:

As awful as the nazi wannabe-horror game is... Mickey Mouse is public domain now? I'd have thought Disney would have had him on lockdown!

They did try, but when someone explicitly says "this work is based on the original steamboat willie cartoon" it's a lot less convincing for disney lawyers to argue it's actually referencing and infringing on the more recently-copyrighted Kingdom Hearts 2 segment.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


William Henry Hairytaint posted:

counting the keystrokes in the title of games nobody will play in the hope of blowing the conspiracy wide open

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

silentsnack posted:

They did try, but when someone explicitly says "this work is based on the original steamboat willie cartoon" it's a lot less convincing for disney lawyers to argue it's actually referencing and infringing on the more recently-copyrighted Kingdom Hearts 2 segment.

So to make money from Steamboat Willy Mickey, Sora must be in frame at all times even if he is not doing anything?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Alex Jones: NWO Wars

The OFFICIAL Alex Jones video game. Don't be fooled by imitators.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

I was tempted to post that here when I saw it in my queue but decided it had already done enough psychic damage and I needed to move on

FrancisFukyomama
Feb 4, 2019

ultrafilter posted:

Alex Jones: NWO Wars

The OFFICIAL Alex Jones video game. Don't be fooled by imitators.

He’s drawn like Jack Decker in that title screen

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
The development of this game is probably part of why we still haven't gotten the Alex Jones painting show that Dan Friesen desperately wants to hear and make fun of. Boooooo

Also, the game looks like it has all of the depth and complexity of a free Flash game from 2005. I mean, that's more that I would have expected, but that's not saying much.

watho
Aug 2, 2013


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i thought it was gonna be a shut up and jam gaiden type thing but then i saw the trailer and ah. hm. like even if he's making fun of himself he's still gotta make money off it and that's when it stops being funny

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

watho posted:

i thought it was gonna be a shut up and jam gaiden type thing but then i saw the trailer and ah. hm. like even if he's making fun of himself he's still gotta make money off it and that's when it stops being funny

I reported it on Steam (for whatever that's worth) and I encourage everyone else to do the same.

watho
Aug 2, 2013


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i don't think the platform that hosts the SEX with HITLER franchise is going to take down the alex jones game if i'm being completely honest

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

speaking of garbage on steam

https://twitter.com/TripleKyun/status/1742953702871425521

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
I dont know if this poo poo is just resurgent or if I somehow bubbled myself away from it but either way it sucks.

The Alex Jones reinvigoration arc in general is loving tiring.

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

do the games even get anything for people buying poo poo with worthless steam profile points
what's the aim of this

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

watho posted:

i thought it was gonna be a shut up and jam gaiden type thing but then i saw the trailer and ah. hm. like even if he's making fun of himself he's still gotta make money off it and that's when it stops being funny

God, I hope every last cent goes to Sandy Hook parents.

Tamba
Apr 5, 2010

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

do the games even get anything for people buying poo poo with worthless steam profile points
what's the aim of this

Not with the profile points (I think), but for every transaction on the community market, the devs get 10% (and Valve gets another 5%)

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer

I dont know posted:

God, I hope every last cent goes to Sandy Hook parents.

Considering that lawsuit recently stated theyd settle for way less than the 1. something billion he was on the hook for thats unlikely.

People like that dont ever get punished

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Uhhhhhh

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2487350/Alex_Jones_NWO_Wars/

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Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

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