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LifeSunDeath posted:he ain't gonna be so happy after he tries that crap beer is for drinking not tasting
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Semi-Protato posted:I thought I was in the Schadenfreude thread and was waiting for him to fall over Same.
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He got budweiser tho lol
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It’s completely fine for someone to buy, consumer, and enjoy Budweiser even if I don’t do it
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Jan 3, 2024 22:43
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I wish I could be so happy for anything as that man for his box of piss
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Why would he buy Budweiser? I ask, knowing that I consumed enough Natural Light to fill several Olympic swimming pools in my early 20s
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Liquid Chicken posted:Japanese art - 17th Century Edo Period Fantastic nutsack detail
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alcohol is for losers me, i drink sugar water
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My work just posted PSAs about how to "Walk Like a Penguin" to prevent slips and falls on ice, and I also thought this was the shad thread, so I was definitely expecting the worst
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Lazy_Liberal posted:alcohol is for losers I drink zero calorie artificial sugar water that has an unknown effect on my gut microbiome
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Butt guy-ome
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Hey, here's a question, when the lady killed the Nazgul in that scene, did she mean "I am no man," because she was an elf, or did she just mean, dude can only be killed by a non-male? Also to any of you loving witty future comedian motherfuckers playing on your top game today, "yes" isn't a valid answer Flakey posted:Eowyn wasn't an elf. WHAT that's so fuckin lame who names their not-elf kid Eowyn Was that also how it was done in the book?? credburn has a new favorite as of 01:11 on Jan 4, 2024 |
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Jan 4, 2024 01:09
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Eowyn wasn't an elf.
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The character's last name was Noman.
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credburn posted:Hey, here's a question, when the lady killed the Nazgul in that scene, did she mean "I am no man," because she was an elf, or did she just mean, dude can only be killed by a non-male? It's the latter. She's human. kiimo posted:I consumed enough Natural Light to fill several Olympic swimming pools in my early 20s I know you're being hyperbolic but I'm feeling curmudgeonly like ruining some fun today: You couldn't even drink a single entire Olympic swimming pool worth of water, in your entire lifetime.
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credburn posted:who names their not-elf kid Eowyn
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credburn posted:Hey, here's a question, when the lady killed the Nazgul in that scene, did she mean "I am no man," because she was an elf, or did she just mean, dude can only be killed by a non-male? Yup Except she had like a paragraph of hero monologue instead of "I am no man" Jackson kinda sunk a moon golf hole in one there
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Hobbits have the least hosed up names in those books and they're still called like Bilbo and Meriodac and Otho.
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Waiting for the Silmarillion follow up explaining the lore of Eowyn’s brothers and Eomund’s sons, Eo Eoo n Eooy
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Going to be over here quietly losing my mind over the idea that someone thought the climactic duel in the LotR films hinged on the Lord of the Nazgul thinking the rando he was fighting was a human, which he had no reason to fear because there was a prophecy that he couldn't be killed by a human, and then it turned out that surprise, she was not a human  Like the entire dramatic twist was about the wordplay of the poetic wording of "man" squirming in the Nazgul's hands and biting him, that is what makes the entire thing ironic and surprising and funny and powerful and joyous instead of 
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Mister Speaker posted:I know you're being hyperbolic but I'm feeling curmudgeonly like ruining some fun today: You couldn't even drink a single entire Olympic swimming pool worth of water, in your entire lifetime. Just watch me  Edit: Just did the math. Jesus christ.
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Data Graham posted:Yup Éowyn challenged the Witch-king, who boasted that "no living man may hinder me". In answer, she removed her helmet, releasing her hair, which "gleamed with pale gold upon her shoulders", and declared, "But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund's daughter... Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him." In a rage, the Witch-king attacked her, but she clove the head of his winged steed. The Witch-king shattered her shield with a blow of his mace, breaking her arm, but stumbled when Merry stabbed his leg from behind with the Barrow-blade. Éowyn drove her sword through the Witch-king's head, killing him and fulfilling Glorfindel's prophecy from a thousand years earlier, at the Battle of Fornost, that "not by the hand of man" would the Witch-king fall.
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Tolkien was probably inspired by MacBeth, where are character is foretold to be killed "not by man born of woman," but gets taken out by somebody born via c-section. Gotta read the fine print on those death prophecies.
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Zero One posted:Éowyn challenged the Witch-king, who boasted that "no living man may hinder me". In answer, she removed her helmet, releasing her hair, which "gleamed with pale gold upon her shoulders", and declared, "But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund's daughter... Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him." Exactly You can't pull that poo poo off in a crowded movie theater
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The rohirrim are modeled off of the old english royals and we had a period of a few hundred years with everyone fighting over the same half dozen syllables arranged in different orders for their names.
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credburn posted:WHAT Her dad's name was Eomund and her brother's name was Eomer. Honestly the matchey matchey names is the bigger crime than calling your kid that name on its own. It's like a guy called Brian calling his kids Brianna and Bryce or some poo poo.
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^^see also: George Foremanhawowanlawow posted:butt wiper 
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Éowyn stabbed him in the face and then Yoda said "A prophecy that misread, could have been"
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Yeah, if you want to know why the Rohirrim all have similar sounding names, check this poo poo out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Old_English_given_names
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Mister Speaker posted:It's the latter. She's human. Santa Claus is old enough to have done it if he drank nearly 4L per day. Which he might; he’s a hard worker
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credburn posted:who names their not-elf kid Eowyn FYI being the Rohirram, their culture and language revolve around horses and Eo is a “modern” prefix for all things horse related. They name their children after their parents in a similar way to Icelandic surname tradition except the names also pay an homage or honor to horses.
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freeedr posted:Santa Claus is old enough to have done it if he drank nearly 4L per day. Which he might; he’s a hard worker Yeah he works hard...delegating speaking of elves
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kiimo posted:Why would he buy Budweiser? The Beer Store holds a near monopoly on beer sales in Ontario and a literal monopoly on selling 24 cases of beer. They're owned by the same people who own bud and other piss water. It's heavily pushed by The Beer Store and if you ever been through a bad winter in Ontario, yeah, 24 cups of piss that get you blackout will make you dance a happy dance.
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Dude had a prophecy that said "not by the hand of man will you fall" and thought that meant he was invulnerable? Was there another prophecy calling him a dumbass?
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security Is mortals' chiefest enemy Birnam wood doth come to Dunsinane, fucker
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