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What if I have sand in my butthole?
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Just post man
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Jan 4, 2024 17:42
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Stoatbringer posted:What if I have sand in my butthole? 
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Jan 4, 2024 17:48
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Stoatbringer posted:What if I have sand in my butthole? 
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Jan 4, 2024 18:00
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First, you teeth are removed - you don't want sand to get on your pearly whites. Then our sand technicians apply a special priming gel all over your body.
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Jan 4, 2024 18:02
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maybeadracula posted:I think they've changed the formulation now anyway Of your butthole?
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Jan 4, 2024 18:54
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Of your butthole? It's an outie
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Jan 4, 2024 19:00
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Who amongst us does not possess a sand-filled colon?
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Jan 4, 2024 19:17
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Let he who does not poo poo rocks cast the first coprolite.
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Jan 4, 2024 19:18
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steinrokkan posted:First, you teeth are removed - you don't want sand to get on your pearly whites. Then our sand technicians apply a special priming gel all over your body. That sounds like the plan for me.
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Jan 4, 2024 19:57
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Speaking of sand filled colons... Back in HS, a friend got a hold of some porn book. Fiction, not images. One thing I have always remembered was a guy rubbing sand on his dick to sand gently caress someone. It still makes no sense. But thanks for reminding me.
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Jan 4, 2024 21:04
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I think you get butthole cancer on your feet. My uncle had that, I think
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Jan 4, 2024 21:05
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You only get butthole cancer in your feet if you wear rear end in a top hat socks.
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Jan 4, 2024 21:09
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Waltzing Along posted:Speaking of sand filled colons... This guy over here doesn’t know about sand loving I bet he doesn’t even know what a ZJ is
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Jan 4, 2024 21:11
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The Wiggly Wizard posted:Baby powder apparently causes butthole cancer so this is their attempt to pivot and sell the same stuff I guess It’ll be cornstarch these days… I thought the big health risk associated with talc was asbestiform companion minerals contributing to long/term lung health problems. But if butthole cancer is the real culprit, then that’s the real outrage.
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Jan 4, 2024 21:13
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Like I suspected, it wouldn't be long before AI generated nightmares would become a genuine fetish genre.
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Jan 4, 2024 21:34
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Nenonen posted:Like I suspected, it wouldn't be long before AI generated nightmares would become a genuine fetish genre. Relax, the feet and hand guys are fighting the good fight keeping out the AIs like the sniffer dogs in terminator 1
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Jan 4, 2024 21:57
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Waltzing Along posted:Speaking of sand filled colons... The ole sandy seagull... thought to be merely a legend
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Jan 4, 2024 22:00
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Aww she made snails out of her index toes 
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Jan 4, 2024 22:01
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Sand on your junk does not feel good unless you are into cuts and abrasions.
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Jan 4, 2024 22:10
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Crab Dad posted:Sand on your junk does not feel good unless you are into cuts and abrasions. Well just what do you fill your foreskin with Mr. No-Sand?
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Jan 4, 2024 22:12
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Desert Bus posted:Well just what do you fill your foreskin with Mr. No-Sand? PM sent.
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Jan 4, 2024 22:16
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maybeadracula posted:Unless you have a LOT of water, it just makes the sand wet. If you're trying to put shoes back on or get in the car to go home from the beach it doesn't help much I’m totally drawing a blank trying to imagine any situation where I had sand on my feet and couldn’t either wash it off or just wait for it to dry before brushing it off.
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Jan 4, 2024 22:50
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Butterfly Valley posted:I’m totally drawing a blank trying to imagine any situation where I had sand on my feet and couldn’t either wash it off or just wait for it to dry before brushing it off. Well I'm my case it was any quick trip to the beach. Not going to have gallons of water on hand back at the car or wait that long. It's also pretty unpleasant and ineffective to just brush fine sand off your skin, especially if you have hairy legs It's not like it was a big deal, but it was definitely a cool life hack and anyone that I shared it with was amazed at how effective and pleasant it was
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Jan 4, 2024 22:59
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sounds like your life was in black and white before you found a better way
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Jan 4, 2024 23:47
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WIFEY WATCHDOG posted:has no one heard of... water? Like, from the toilet??
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Jan 5, 2024 00:28
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Stoatbringer posted:Struggling with sand? Got some sand on you and can't find a way to remove it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owc1tWGyy4k
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Jan 5, 2024 00:56
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redshirt posted:Like, from the toilet?? ITS ALL PIPES!
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Jan 5, 2024 02:49
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post the bug cooling spray explain the bug cooling spray????
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Jan 5, 2024 03:48
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Cools bugs down
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Jan 5, 2024 03:54
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blatman posted:post the bug cooling spray Cools the itch from bug bites
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Jan 5, 2024 03:55
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AKZ posted:Cools bugs down Cool bug, happy bug
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Jan 5, 2024 03:55
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AKZ posted:Cools bugs down
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Jan 5, 2024 03:56
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Tarkus posted:Cools the itch from bug bites this doesnt sound plausible
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Jan 5, 2024 04:03
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Stoatbringer posted:What if I have sand in my butthole? Yet another one of life's problems that can be solved by the noble bidet
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Jan 5, 2024 04:07
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blatman posted:post the bug cooling spray If you keep looking at a bug and can't stop thinking about how hot it is you can use that spray
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Jan 5, 2024 04:22
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deep dish peat moss posted:If you keep looking at a bug and can't stop thinking about how hot it is But enough about your deviantart history
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Jan 5, 2024 04:23
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redgubbinz posted:Yet another one of life's problems that can be solved by the noble bidet A bidet, but for sand instead of wine or whatever usually comes out of them
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Jan 5, 2024 04:24
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Butterfly Valley posted:I’m totally drawing a blank trying to imagine any situation where I had sand on my feet and couldn’t either wash it off or just wait for it to dry before brushing it off. It's not really an issue that I would buy a product for, because I'm fine with my truck just permanently having sand on the floor, but I get it for other folks.
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Jan 5, 2024 06:06
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the technical term for sandfucking is chicken cutlet as when the penis goes into the sand and comes back out, it looks like a chicken cutlet Slugworth posted:It's not really an issue that I would buy a product for, because I'm fine with my truck just permanently having sand on the floor, but I get it for other folks.  I get floor liners for all my vehicles specifically for this. Also I'm a weirdo and I wear shoes at the beach a lot because they're easier to clean off
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Jan 5, 2024 06:24
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