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Pancho Jueves
Aug 20, 2007

BEST FRIENDS!!
Pluggers



Pluggers haven't even discovered the joy of glitter bomb cards yet.

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EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Out Our Way (January 20-22, 1943)






Our Boarding House (January 29-31, 1925)






Out Our Way: Wes Begins (A Bunkhouse Drinking Habit): (January 30, 1925)


Toonerville Folks (April 13-15, 1922)






NEIGHBORHOOD NEWS: While coming out of his driveway Mr. Jones bumped the Milliner's messenger who was just about to deliver his wife's new Easter hat.

Dok's Dippy Curb Service (January 24, 1915)


Little Lefty (and also Marmaduke) (September 14-16, 1939)


readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
Crabgrass


Big Nate

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
1981 comics


Imagine having this many of your neighbors sitting around gossiping about the horrible medical conditions they think you have. Haunting.




Dick Tracy


Footrot Flats


The Lockhorns



Computoon: Origins


Mexikid Stories

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Why don't you mind your own loving business, Toby? If the man wants his son to know about his medical conditions, he'll tell him. :mad:

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Daddy Daze


Take It From The Tinkersons


Macanudo


Dark Side Of The Horse


Legend of Bill




Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



I AM GRANDO posted:

Zits is inching closer and closer to Dustin territory here. I hope the mom realizes that Jeremy has a point and that mores and cultural expectations change over time.

Wasn't she calling somebody else her age, though? Jeremy would have a point if she was calling, like, Pierce or something.

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
Heathcliff


Compu-toon


Garfield


Overboard


Monty


For Better or For Worse


Classic Arlo and Janis (January 31, 2002)


Rae the Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon

On The Fastrack


Safe Havens


Zippy The Pinhead

amigolupus
Aug 25, 2017

Julet Esqu posted:

Why not? Wasn't this a fishing trip for dudes to talk out their marital problems? I'd think on a trip like that you might find at least one or two dudes with marital problems.

If Jules was actually interested in telling a story, this would be the point where Mark realizes he's not equipped to deal with the emotional problems these men bring to him, and either calls this whole venture a failure or just sticks to teaching them wilderness survival tips. Hell, I don't even know why he agreed with his friends' idea of acting like a counselor to men having marital problems.

I doubt Jules even remembers that bit with how much she half-asses things in this comic.

riderchop posted:

For Better or For Worse


This hits different when you know that story of how Lynn left her kid out in the snow.

Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003

Julet Esqu posted:

Yeah, Foster cheated. She's looked slim as ever in all the strips leading up to the big faint.

It mostly comes out of nowhere. There are a few hints but they only really mean anything with hindsight: a throwaway line about the new fortifications taking months to build, another about a "far more important event than war [being] imminent," and in the scene where she faints she conveniently has a big shawl around her.

Vintage Valiant (Jan. 29, 1961)

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

riderchop posted:

For Better or For Worse

Somewhere off in the cold distance, the river smiles and dreams of summer floods.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Get Fuzzy 1/3/04



Brenda Starr 5/15-17/52





Smokey Stover 12/28/58



Everyday Movies 2/10/37

Spoilered for black person.




"Mah goodness, Mistah Enright, dat club she has got to know you better since last year."


Although honestly some of these gags wouldn't be so bad if they weren't delivered in minstrel show dialect.

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 11/12-14/42





Closer Than We Think! 12/28/58



Possible material for a Snowpiercer sequel.

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
What the hell Uncle Jeff :stare:

Yeah OK the contest is badly rigged, anyone will get loopy with two months of nothing to do, but jeez. "Maybe you'll kill each other! Haw haw!"

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Bizarro


The Family Circus


Slylock Fox


Flash Gordon

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
Breaking Cat News


Phoebe and Her Unicorn


Wallace the Brave


Heart of the City


Alley Oop


Curtis

amigolupus
Aug 25, 2017

I knew it'd get nuts, but Uncle Jeff's plan in Invisible Scarlet O'Neil still took me by surprise. No form of entertainment, no outside stimulus, nothing but yourselves to keep each other company and one loaded gun. He really wants these people to murder each other, huh?

I guess Scarlet's gonna sneak in some magazines or board games to keep this couple occupied, huh?

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


amigolupus posted:

I knew it'd get nuts, but Uncle Jeff's plan in Invisible Scarlet O'Neil still took me by surprise. No form of entertainment, no outside stimulus, nothing but yourselves to keep each other company and one loaded gun. He really wants these people to murder each other, huh?

I guess Scarlet's gonna sneak in some magazines or board games to keep this couple occupied, huh?

Maybe she'll just be a haunt and scare 'em. Hard to be bored when there's a g-g-g-ghooooost! There's a loaded gun so it checks the Scarlet box of "really inadvisable plan".

NRVNQSR
Mar 1, 2009

amigolupus posted:

I guess Scarlet's gonna sneak in some magazines or board games to keep this couple occupied, huh?

Way too mundane. Minimum she's going to lock Uncle Jeff in the coal cellar for 72 hours so he changes his ways. Probably something far more unreasonable.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Rose is Rose

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



THORN, January 7-12, 1983

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Pickles


Hagar the Horrible


Zits

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

riderchop posted:

For Better or For Worse


Perhaps the danger of a puppy learning that it's ok to clamp on to people as a form of play is worse than ruining clothes, but I'm not a dog behavioral specialist.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

So Defenders Of The Earth is next on the honor roll, right? :allears:

Mutts


Sally Forth


Skippy (December 24, 1935)


Peanuts (January 5, 1977)


Crankshaft


Li'l Abner (July 15-17, 1935)




Thimble Theater (August 8, 1940)


Olive & Popeye


Out Our Way (September 23-25, 1943)






You might've noticed a dramatic dip in quality for this last one. Do you remember when the paper added a second page of comics because a wartime zinc shortage meant less pictures? Well, we just hit a wartime paper shortage, and now those two pages of comics that seemed like a good idea at the time have to be squeezed onto a single page.



We will return to the old comics format as soon as the paper shortage is over or the heat death of the universe. Whichever turns out to be less profitable. But let's face it, we've had it too good for too long.

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Jan 4, 2024

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer
A+J

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




This is dumb. No one gets this upset about receiving a call instead of a text.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Retail




Popcom


Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann


Great news, Luann! Bernice is not your friend! Feel free to go befriend someone with any major you like secure in the knowledge that you will lose nothing!


Gil THorp

Forum accident
Jun 15, 2006

All hail Thor...the THUNDER GOD!
I figured since I've been reading these threads for nearly 20 years now I might as well finally try to contribute something, so here's two strips that fill a very particular void this thread has: A lack of single panel lumpy drawings telling bad jokes!

First is Frank and Ernest, a strip which is mostly bad jokes, tongue twisters, and other things that aren't necessarily funny but they are strange. It was started in 1972 by Bob Thaves and has been kept up since his death in 2009 by his son, Tom. GoComics has some archives that go back to the 90's, so I was thinking of posting the current strips as well as one or two old ones per day. Today I wanted to start with January 1st so there's four new ones.






(3/10/1990)


(10/2/1992)


The other strip is Ziggy, the strip about the world's biggest loser for whom everything always goes wrong. Sometimes this takes the form of him trying to use something and it fails comically, or sometimes the joke is that humans revile Ziggy and all his creations. The character is the creation of Tom Wilson, who was in advertising and greeting cards, in the mid-60's, but eventually became a single panel comic strip instead of just pithy card drawings. This is also an heirloom strip, as it was taken over by his son in 1987, Tom Wilson II. Same thing with this one, but the archives go back to the 70's.






(6/27/1971)

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
As much as I don't gotta hand it to Bernice she has a point if Luann is writing down "maybe this year I can clean my room" as a resolution. :v: A real misery loves company friendship.

Jucika "480 - Jucika And The Rear-View Mirror"


"481 - Jucika And The Paratrooper Instruction"



It speaks to the evils of Retail that I didn't actually expect Cooper to get more than an "atta-boy" raise of maybe 50 cents. Considering how long Retail runs this is a reminder that Stuart is pure evil for decades and knew the entire time that Cooper was working two jobs when they slashed his hours.

NRVNQSR
Mar 1, 2009

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

This is dumb. No one gets this upset about receiving a call instead of a text.
That's the point? The joke is that the characters' reactions to this behaviour are absurdly exaggerated beyond how any reasonable person might respond.

Also if anyone ever cold calls me and it's not literal life and death I block their number. :colbert:

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Bad Machinery

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

i cannot believe it's the first week of 2024 and i've already had to contend with ziggy saying the word "kinky"

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Corto Maltese





Blueberry



Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011


Scary Go Round (December 20-22, 2004)

First appearance: Ma Beckwith, not queen of the tramps.



F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



NRVNQSR posted:

That's the point? The joke is that the characters' reactions to this behaviour are absurdly exaggerated beyond how any reasonable person might respond.

Also if anyone ever cold calls me and it's not literal life and death I block their number. :colbert:

Well....I don't especially like talking on the phone either but I don't usually mind taking a call unless it's an unknown number.

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Medenmath posted:

It mostly comes out of nowhere. There are a few hints but they only really mean anything with hindsight: a throwaway line about the new fortifications taking months to build, another about a "far more important event than war [being] imminent," and in the scene where she faints she conveniently has a big shawl around her.

Vintage Valiant (Jan. 29, 1961)


Oh No! Those poor men!

The Dingbat Family/The Family Upstairs(July 7, 1910)



That $10 is $333.36 today

Baron Bean(January 6, 1916)



Positive Polly/Polly and Her Pals()
Saturday

Gasoline Alley(August 25, 1919)



Exited about my new wooden car!

Us Boys(June 25, 1911)

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
I'm really grateful to get to read Corto and Blueberry from the start! They were always interesting but I was hesitant to read mid-story. I love the art and writing of Blueberry, it's a really enchanting setting.

Corto is kind of a danger magnet, isn't he? :allears:

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Powered Descent posted:

Flash Gordon

Buster Crabbe! :neckbeard:

And a lizard with a frill glued onto it, just like the old days!

Giant Ethicist
Jun 9, 2013

Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...
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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

WOOF

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