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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
re: They Can Always Tell

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I always expect these types to end up doubting their own gender as a sort of inevitable endpoint of this line of reasoning.

Neito posted:

"I was transed against my will" is absolutely something these idiots would start screaming about. Zero self awareness among any of them.

this is actually a thing I've seen seriously posted.

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Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Oh, you adorable idealist. There are many crimes the police don't even bother to investigate. This isn't just white collar crimes, it's simple thefts, rape, domestic abuse, and anything the cop on the desk didn't care about. In San Francisco they often can't be bothered to investigate car theft.

In any case, Yudkowsky is assuming the multiple codes of the US, the state, the county, and the towns, are complete and computable. He's wrong. Apart from the whole Gödel thing, laws often contradict each other. And there's a lot of crusty stuff in the judicial code that is dead and never enforced. There are states where adultery is still illegal IIRC.

"Yud the Pud fails to understand the complex, interrelated nature of something in a way that makes him nervous" is the least surprising thing in the history of things.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Flesh Forge posted:

re: They Can Always Tell



this is actually a thing I've seen seriously posted.

Was it Jordan Peterson or some other chud who was talking about how powerful hypno sissy porn was?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Ambitious Spider posted:

Was it Jordan Peterson or some other chud who was talking about how powerful hypno sissy porn was?

Probably Peterson, who also thought that extremely specific cum extraction fetish porn was a real thing happening in China.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
Rod Dreher was the one who wrote about it as real. Peterson I believe just goes for the general moral taint of decadence and pornography.
All of the rightwing making hay over that poo poo ultimately has a "exposure to this changes and tempts position, but Rod is the one who believed it was literally bimbofying viewers.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/M1das_OW2/status/1742907331715768763

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

You had me up to "they're"

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Tesseraction posted:

Getting cornered by the Law AI Cop and shouting "This sentence is false!" and escaping easily.

I like this idea and will be using it. Any resulting officer-involved gunshot injuries are your fault.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
You fool, modern AI cops are built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones

SubNat
Nov 27, 2008

So, sovereign citizens are actually just practicing for when AI police bots start taking over?
The way they ramble on as if the perfect combination of words will have magic power could probably annoy a bot for long enough that their 'If the person is annoying, just punch them and claim they were resisting arrest' override kicks in.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Coolness Averted posted:

Rod Dreher was the one who wrote about it as real. Peterson I believe just goes for the general moral taint of decadence and pornography.
All of the rightwing making hay over that poo poo ultimately has a "exposure to this changes and tempts position, but Rod is the one who believed it was literally bimbofying viewers.

IIRC he was talking about people sending it to him in DMs or something as if it were an extistential threat, too, and may have implied he was watching small-but-increasing dosages of sissyfication pron to build up a tolorance?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Neito posted:

IIRC he was talking about people sending it to him in DMs or something as if it were an extistential threat, too, and may have implied he was watching small-but-increasing dosages of sissyfication pron to build up a tolorance?

He was able to overcome bimbofication by running into the safe embrace of a dozen shirtless Hungarian lads.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/AGramuglia/status/1742374683733799230

OP not the idiot

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
this is why all of you are so goddamn dumb :mad:

https://twitter.com/BadMedicalTakes/status/1742908993008484826

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Funny how every idea he comes up with is, "what if I were treated like a minority."

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


Wait, this reasoning is-

Oh nevermind

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

You're talking to goons. We've clearly never been inside a vagina.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Push El Burrito posted:

You're talking to goons. We've clearly never been inside a vagina.

Vaginas aren't real. They're just made up by big porn to get you to buy more fleshlights.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Inceltown posted:

Vaginas aren't real. They're just made up by big porn to get you to buy more fleshlights.

I know they exist cause I ruined my mom's with my giant head.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
You expect me to believe there can be a man not by woman born? I’ll believe it when Birnam Wood should come to Dunsinane.

:colbert:

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Women all got vaporized on December 21st, 2012. What you're seeing now is speciation after an extinction event.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Desert Bus posted:

I know they exist cause I ruined my mom's with my giant head.

It still works just fine.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Evilreaver posted:

Yes he is the one with dril for a lawyer

Ah right cheers that makes it easier

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1279814327776624640

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/BenRTrader/status/1742767828732678216

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

what's the deal with these cups

https://twitter.com/seangarrette/status/1742723556184649784

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


Can't quite tell what's happening there - is the person replacing the label with a different one or just laminating the existing one?

Pyroclastic
Jan 4, 2010

Looks like they're just laminating it.

Just more conspicuous signaling, like leaving the labels on your hat.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I like to leave the anti-theft tags on my stuff

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Brawnfire posted:

I like to leave the anti-theft tags on my stuff

Better than getting the dye everywhere, certainly.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



repiv posted:

what's the deal with these cups

It's a marketing campaign perpetrated by the guy who popularized Crocs. I can only assume that he's very, very good at his job because these cups are ugly as hell.

https://www.inc.com/ali-donaldson/t...ant-escape.html

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Brawnfire posted:

I like to leave the anti-theft tags on my stuff

One of my friends put one of those tags in the lining of my jacket. At least I think it was one of them, I don't recall putting anything in there??

If I had less scruples I could used that to shoplift like a motherfucker. If you set off the alarm on the way in, they don't give a poo poo on your way out.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
The funnest game in middle and high school was to strip the magnetic tags from library books and get someone to step on one so they would get searched on their way out.

Kantesu
Apr 21, 2010

Pyroclastic posted:

Looks like they're just laminating it.

Just more conspicuous signaling, like leaving the labels on your hat.

According to what she says, she just thought the label was pretty enough she needed to keep it.

Normy
Jul 1, 2004

Do I Krushchev?



~~CoZy Capitalism 🥰🥰🥰~~

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

can't these people collect something normal like pokemon cards

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7252740341965557038

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Dang they found something more pathetic than Funko Pops.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

my stanleys

let me show you them

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

EL BROMANCE posted:

It's a marketing campaign perpetrated by the guy who popularized Crocs. I can only assume that he's very, very good at his job because these cups are ugly as hell.

https://www.inc.com/ali-donaldson/t...ant-escape.html

Well, there's today's "something I hate about this world that I had no idea existed until right now", I guess.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I like to imagine they are people who collect Stanley tools and treat them the same way. Building a shrine to a meticulously shrink wrapped bench saw.

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repiv
Aug 13, 2009

Powered Descent posted:

Well, there's today's "something I hate about this world that I had no idea existed until right now", I guess.

but wait it gets worse

https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1742878615577018393

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