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Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Omnomnomnivore posted:

"It's easier for a woman not to channel than a man. We have to do it, it's part of our lifestyle."

Sounds like the words of someone who isn't Cara of his Carn.

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Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
Because he's myy Gai'shain!

enigma105
Mar 16, 2004

His record...it's over 9-7!!!
Who spit on Asmodean?

Is Graendel natural or enhanced?

The Sho-wing that smells like a Trolloc

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Winternight, ta'veren, ta'veren, ta'veren, we won
You ta'verened over the best part
No, I mentioned Winternight

Grundulum
Feb 28, 2006
I am master of my own damane.

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
cadsuane dressing rand mat down and calling him "joy boy"

Brolander fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Jan 4, 2024

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
"These don't belong to me, I think there's been a mistake."

"What's your name again?"

"Logain Ablar."

"Logain Ablar! You ARE the ASHAMAN."

"No I'm not the ASHAMAN."

"Well, as far as the state of Andor is concerned... you are."

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



Sealing the bore is like knocking over a Oosquai machine. You can't do it in one push. You gotta rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



DERMANDRED IS GETTING UPSET!!!

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



These ICE PEPPERS are makin' me THIRSTY

Colonel Cool
Dec 24, 2006

No One Power for you!

regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006
UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU ;-* ;-* ;-* YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES :shepspends: :shepspends: :shepspends: ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER :a2m::a2m::a2m::a2m:

"I was there, I saw a gateway!"

'Since when is a gateway skimming?!'

"IT'S ALL WEAVES! WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?"

Mat Cauthon
Jan 2, 2006

The more tragic things get,
the more I feel like laughing.



WOLFBROTHERS! WOLFBROTHERS! AGGGGHHHHHH!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
What the hell is happening in this thread?

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Rarity posted:

What the hell is happening in this thread?

I think it's a bunch of references to a tv show that's unrelated, and it just kept going? idk I watched like two episodes of the IT crowd but don't get any of these jokes.

Mat Cauthon
Jan 2, 2006

The more tragic things get,
the more I feel like laughing.



Sorry to double post but on a work call this week someone on my team mentioned that they had started reading the books over the holidays due to the show and I could barely contain my eagerness in asking them what they thought of the series.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

Rarity posted:

What the hell is happening in this thread?

people are just randomly attributing seinfeld quotes to WoT characters

like middle aged men just sitting in a room, naming movie titles and nodding

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Soul Glo posted:

people are just randomly attributing seinfeld quotes to WoT characters

like middle aged men just sitting in a room, naming movie titles and nodding

Oh it's Seinfeld? Even worse!

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler

Rarity posted:

What the hell is happening in this thread?

Who are these posters??

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


silvergoose posted:

Oh it's Seinfeld? Even worse!

The forsaken fit in the disfunctional friend group/co-worker tropes so well that there's a lot of overlap with seinfeld.

Democratic Pirate
Feb 17, 2010

No naeblis for you!

efb. I don’t know many other quotes :mad:

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Rarity posted:

What the hell is happening in this thread?



It's Wheel of Time, Jerry Rarity!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Mat Cauthon posted:

Sorry to double post but on a work call this week someone on my team mentioned that they had started reading the books over the holidays due to the show and I could barely contain my eagerness in asking them what they thought of the series.

I just finished a 2-day endurance race at Sebring and one of my co-drivers looked in the mirror after the first day of high cornering g-forces and noticed a red blotch in his eye. I told him to tell our third driver (big WoT fan) that he was channeling the True Power on the back straight

I don't think he did though

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


nine-gear crow posted:



It's Wheel of Time, Jerry Rarity!

Omnomnomnivore
Nov 14, 2010

I'm swiftly moving toward a solution which pleases nobody! YEAGGH!

:emptyquote:

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
stop having fun!!!!! this thread is for rehashing the same stupid arguments over and over again, in some sort of cyclical pattern

anyway,


RAND: Where are my normal clothes, I don't WANNA be a lord!!!

Brolander fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Jan 4, 2024

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004




CainFortea fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Jan 4, 2024

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler

nine-gear crow posted:

"These don't belong to me, I think there's been a mistake."

"What's your name again?"

"Logain Ablar."

"Logain Ablar! You ARE the ASHAMAN."

"No I'm not the ASHAMAN."

"Well, as far as the state of Andor is concerned... you are."

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Honestly I have no idea what's going on but it's a nice change from the same old

Mat Cauthon
Jan 2, 2006

The more tragic things get,
the more I feel like laughing.



Mat: Wait, so this Gholam can just sneak up behind you out of nowhere?

Elayne:


Mat: What should we do?

Elayne: We're gonna sidle the sidler

Mat: How? You can't even channel at him. And if you try to catch him he'll just sidle away

Elayne: Not with these honeys - foxhead medallions

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler
Under this sign he will conquer

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Shai’tan: No True Power for you! Come back, next life.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



But is he ter'agreal-worthy?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





After some consideration I am nominating Joseph Motherfucking Kucan as one of the Forsaken, possibly Moridin for maximum ranting

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

After some consideration I am nominating Joseph Motherfucking Kucan as one of the Forsaken, possibly Moridin for maximum ranting

It would be a grave error in judgement, Lews Therin, to mistake me for a corpse.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Potential spoilers for season 3 (or maybe season 4).

https://x.com/WotTVSeries/status/1747665342900445411?s=20

Possible audition scene for Sammael. Keep in mind, I have no idea how reputable this site is.

quote:

Unknown: Where is it?
Sammael: Five seconds. You can’t even wait five seconds for an answer. It’s disappointing.
Unknown: I agree. I’d read you were one of the greatest generals of your age. I’m surprised I was able to capture you so easily.
Sammael: I wasn’t the greatest general. I was a visionary, a pioneer, a conqueror. In my time, there were no armies. Hadn’t been for centuries. Knives were used for cooking, not killing. And as for military tactics, they’d all been long forgotten. I discovered the art of war. Me. I taught my people to be soldiers. I taught those soldiers to form armies. And I taught those armies to follow me.
Unknown: Well, they’re not here now, are they?
Sammael: They’re not. It’s just you and me
Unknown: I’m not afraid of you, Sammael. And you’ll answer my question eventually. Where is it? It’s all right. I can wait.
Sammael: That’s the thing, though, isn’t it. You can’t. Your magic holds me here. You can’t move from that spot. Can’t eat. Or breathe. Or sleep. Or poo poo. You can’t do any of the things you mortals have to do to stay alive. I’m not your prisoner. You’re mine. And if there’s one thing I’ve gotten rather good at these last 3000 years, it’s waiting. (laughs)

Now, if this is real, doesn't this hint at them combining Demandred and Sammael? Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Demandred the one who rediscovered warfare? I mention this because if we're trying to figure out which Forsaken are left on the table, this would rule out Demandred. Again, if true.

Then again, the link says they "believe" it's Sammael, so maybe it's Demandred and they're wrong.

thrawn527 fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Jan 18, 2024

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
The character's name is anonymised in the audition so they coulda just guessed the wrong Forsaken

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Rarity posted:

The character's name is anonymised in the audition so they coulda just guessed the wrong Forsaken

Yeah, I just edited my post to mention that. I missed that initially, somehow.

Still a cool scene, whoever is in it.

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost

Rarity posted:

The character's name is anonymised in the audition so they coulda just guessed the wrong Forsaken

Excuse me it says right in the tweet it's the small Forsaken. We all know Sammy is the size of an ant riding a grain of rice.

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DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Vroom vroom, BEEP BEEP!
Nap Ghost

BigHead posted:

Excuse me it says right in the tweet it's the small Forsaken. We all know Sammy is the size of an ant riding a grain of rice.

What is this, a Chosen for ants?

He needs to be at least... three times bigger!

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