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Vampire Panties posted:the technical term for sandfucking is chicken cutlet We call it the sexy schnitty
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i have never been to a beach that didnt have public showers
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Jan 5, 2024 07:21
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OMFG FURRY posted:i have never been to a beach that didnt have public showers Well hello fancy pants!
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can’t even get the sand off your toes anymore thanks to the anti-talc woke brigade. the hell this corn meal garbage works the same. corn meal deeze nuts
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Jan 5, 2024 07:33
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I just rub my feet together like a fly
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OMFG FURRY posted:i have never been to a beach that didnt have public showers Cursed fake reality TV bait: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxwjuyyHcJY I still laughed 
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Takes No Damage posted:Cursed fake reality TV bait: They used to call it "the Roman salute" 
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HELLO JIMMY!!! *through rictus grin
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The dummy on the right looks like he's about to cry. The puppet too.
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Jan 5, 2024 08:18
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guy on the right looks like Flea
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Or an atwick.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:guy on the right looks like Flea Looks more prone to termites.
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Real Goofus and Gallant vibes here
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Which is which?
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Scratch Monkey posted:Which is which? Kurt Russell on the right, Patrick Swayze on the left. Dunno who the little guys are.
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Dummies look more human than their ventriloquists
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Please stop loving in/with sand
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Please stop loving in/with sand Ok Anakin 
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blatman posted:this doesnt sound plausible Yeah, the best thing against itching bites are those little heaters that apply like 50°C to the spot for a few seconds.
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You guys know that there's water at the beach, right?
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Fish pee in there.
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Who doesn't?
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McGavin posted:Fish pee in there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgwB4hRNjsw Chorus: Ain't goin' swimmin' Ain't goin' swimmin' Fishes have pissed in the warter Ain't goin' swimmin' Ain't goin' swimmin' Fishes have pissed in the warter
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Kalasta kusta vittainastainen puitala  DD
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The Mighty Moltres posted:You guys know that there's water at the beach, right? Many, I daresay most beaches have a great deal of sand between the water and where you may have parked your car
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Can you remove baby powder with sand to save yourself from the cancer?
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The cancer is mandatory, sorry
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TotalLossBrain posted:The cancer is mandatory, sorry 
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maybeadracula posted:Many, I daresay most beaches have a great deal of sand between the water and where you may have parked your car Park your car in the water, problem solved.
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The Mighty Moltres posted:Park your car in the water, problem solved. Then you’ve got a boat, which is a bigger set of problems! It doesn’t have to float to be a boat, but that definitely helps.
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Little fish big fish Pissin in the water
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The Mighty Moltres posted:You guys know that there's water at the beach, right? Water dissolving and water removing There is water at the bottom of the ocean
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Water dissolving and water removing You fool! There's also sand at the bottom of the ocean! (Or diatomaceous ooze, try getting that off with cornstarch.)
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Zopotantor posted:You fool! There's also sand at the bottom of the ocean! Even worse, it’s marine snow 
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just wash your feet off in the ocean and walk on your hands back to the car
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Just piss on your feet to hose them off.
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When I first saw this I thought for sure it was some kind of fake image: Successful removal of a 32 kg tumor at the University Women's Hospital Magdeburg 
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Some people get to do new year weight loss the easy way.
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One weird trick to win the office weight loss pool.
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