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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

moist turtleneck posted:

Twitter has ads for delta gummies and shrooms

Which after some research are amanitas muscaria which are actually legal lol

pretty sure the "legal shroom" gummies they sell on there literally destroy your brain

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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
I'll let Joe Rogan decide that

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


moist turtleneck posted:

Twitter has ads for delta gummies and shrooms

Which after some research are amanitas muscaria which are actually legal lol

They're legal because they're a really bad time, only a freak would want to do them twice

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
musk has managed to move darknet weed analogs and fake mushrooms to a USD based economy on X (formerly Twitter) and for that he is ftw

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
order has fallen. might as well bring back salvia

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
I'm honestly surprised I haven't seen kratom ads

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

thathonkey posted:

order has fallen. might as well start huffing freon

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

moist turtleneck posted:

I'm honestly surprised I haven't seen kratom ads

kratom is too close to being a working drug*

*for people who love to swallow fistfuls of dirt

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I wish Elon was mushrooms

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I wish Elon was mushrooms

Elon Mush

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I wish Elon was mushrooms

he's a fun guy

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

if we could get some talented photoshoppers in this thread to do a picture of Elon Mush, however you interpret that, i would appreciate it thanks

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


too many seconds to count

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Circle Nine posted:

with the jo pants and the porn ads i think twitter x, the everything app, is really hitting it's niche. just need some sketchy viagra ads on there and it'll be set.

If Elon is the new Lowtax, he's gotta have his own goons

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Saltpowered posted:

Sorry, Facebook has the market covered on mail order meds. Online RX for depression and ED, Nootropics, and mail order lab weed are 90% of the ads I see on Facebook. I’ve never purchased any of those products so I assume it’s complete based on being a married white dude in my 30s. Which is probably the target market for all those things.

Ngl I still thing it's amazing you can just get a recurring subscription from some sham doctor for antidepressants now

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.

Gee I wonder what seasonal event was last week that might make usage lower than usual

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Business Gorillas posted:

If Elon is the new Lowtax, he's gotta have his own goons

"mangosteen" sounds too jewish for elon to shill for

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



f#a# posted:

Gee I wonder what seasonal event was last week that might make usage lower than usual

* higher

On the plus side, once he gets this week's numbers, there will be a "The Downfall" bunker scene at Twitter HQ and someone will get fired for pointing out the context.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

moist turtleneck posted:

Twitter has ads for delta gummies and shrooms

Which after some research are amanitas muscaria which are actually legal lol

they tried to make them illegal and were raided by berserkers

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


mr. gorbachev, let that sink in

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Still waiting on those "Elon Mush" photoshops, thanks

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Business Gorillas posted:

Ngl I still thing it's amazing you can just get a recurring subscription from some sham doctor for antidepressants now

that's been possible for decades

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
#carlover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyumipQRCLE

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Mr. Lobe posted:

They're legal because they're a really bad time, only a freak would want to do them twice

The Amanita gummies I have tried have been very neat but I def agree that most people won't go back to them if anything better is available. Some drugs you do for the mind-expanding experience, some you do for the fun, some you do for both.

I'm glad they're legal and on the shelves but similar to Salvia, they're not very "fun" unless your idea of fun is destroying time and space. 30bux for like 8-12 hours of something that is only fun to the deranged.

Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

moist turtleneck posted:

Which after some research are amanitas muscaria which are actually legal lol

a local smoke shop has these and i've tried these and got literally nothing out of them despite taking a pretty high dose

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022
don't eat amanitaa lol

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

FirstnameLastname posted:

don't eat amanitaa lol

try and stop me

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/1743270967483269312

as usual, cool website

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Everyone said this would happen but Elon is making some money now even if it’s a pathetic amount and not enough to keep Twitter running.

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
making 650$ each day just by invested intial sum of 250$ is smalltime, im gonna rake in the big bucks by spending 60k$ for a magic robotaxi that operates while i sleep

Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

ben shapino posted:

try and stop me

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Elon repeating the greatest hits of early 2000s internet including every site being eventually overrun by ads and malware

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



I've noticed that whenever I tweet about old baseball players, I get a bunch of OnlyFans bots liking the comments. It doesn't happen with other topics. I assume the demographic profile of anyone who mentions Lou Gehrig or Duke Snider is usually a male boomer with a lot of spare time.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Durf posted:

Elon repeating the greatest hits of early 2000s internet including every site being eventually overrun by ads and malware

Twitter blue “monetization” is already the “Did you know you could make as much as $5000 a month just from your home computer?” scam

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Monotonyzation

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/postleftwatch/status/1743042397918187933

why is musk not on this panel?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Because it is impossible to know his politics.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


isnt bungie up to the Second Destiny by now?

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Lmfao I just realized that this is Destiny the Video Game Guy.

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Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.
the krassenteins are the most pathetic of that entire lot lol

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