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tFUCKINGmesis
Oct 5, 2011
I thought the sauce was butter chicken sauce?

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Dr. Quarex posted:

I have never felt more like the protagonist of a conspiracy film than at the moment I processed the words "with orange curry sauce" or whatever from that webpage

I foolishly tried to find my post but of course that is the last thread. Somehow I think we will live not knowing precisely where to purchase this subpar lasagna though

It's here
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3884709&pagenumber=161&perpage=40&userid=0#post519493958

The company that made the patented farm to plate Garfield lasagna
https://prettospasta.com/

It seems the famous orangey sauce is no longer offered, though

steinrokkan fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Jan 4, 2024

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


do it Nathen, recut a movie trailer to 30 seconds

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
He's cookin

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1742976554143994263

But not cooking on Little Saint James.

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1742986420535578789

MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Jan 4, 2024

Nikumatic
Feb 13, 2012

a fantastic machine made of meat
My "No recipes from GarfieldEATS were prepared on #EpsteinIsland" T-shirt is prompting a lot of questions already answered by my T-shirt.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


:thunk:

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

steinrokkan posted:

It seems the famous orangey sauce is no longer offered, though
Maybe Nathen offered them future shares of his massive GarfieldGlomerate to give him the sole rights to the color orange in food

Esc Ctrl PgUp
Jan 1, 2023



https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1742995924308127773

Thank God Nathen had the foresight to exclude this class of predator from his orangey child safe space :patriot: :canada:

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
lmao holy poo poo "THANK GOD WE DIDN'T LET WHEELCHAIR-BOUND INDIVIDUALS INTO OUR RESTAURANT" is not something I expected even from Nathan, that's amazing.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Aaron RodgersEATS

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
Found the recipe preview, dunno why I couldn't find it yesterday:

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1742528096698294355?s=20

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

CodfishCartographer posted:

Found the recipe preview, dunno why I couldn't find it yesterday:

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1742528096698294355?s=20

the misspelling/misuse of the word "peak" is irking me to no end for some reason

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



soon you will be at pique irritation

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

What in the actual gently caress Nathen

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.



Maybe I spend too long in the Trump lol thread but there's a strong trumpy energy in these tweets

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




If a goon posts the pizza sauce/pizza recipe i'll try making it

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Zefiel posted:

Maybe I spend too long in the Trump lol thread but there's a strong trumpy energy in these tweets
"Rich, oblivious, and wrong" is a definite vibe

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Please pay me to keep tweeting

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1743012567461626263

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

hemale in pain posted:

If a goon posts the pizza sauce/pizza recipe i'll try making it

As long as mods don't consider it :filez: I will absolutely be posting every recipe here, assuming Nathen actually delivers the promised word doc (a huge assumption, to be fair)

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

CodfishCartographer posted:

As long as mods don't consider it :filez: I will absolutely be posting every recipe here, assuming Nathen actually delivers the promised word doc (a huge assumption, to be fair)

This could be considered potential murder (by food poisoning).

Please post the recipes !

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

This might be the most pathetic thing I’ve seen Nathen do

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

david_a posted:

This might be the most pathetic thing I’ve seen Nathen do

Him still being mad that the Real Housewives wouldn't invest in his website is pretty close

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1743002050227585304

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkRl8fwkaqw&t=120s

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

CodfishCartographer posted:

As long as mods don't consider it :filez: I will absolutely be posting every recipe here, assuming Nathen actually delivers the promised word doc (a huge assumption, to be fair)

I give you permission to post the recipes here, especially since you probably aren't going to sign anything saying it's for your personal use and a tweet is probably not something that will hold up in court

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

hemale in pain posted:

If a goon posts the pizza sauce/pizza recipe i'll try making it

Same.

Magissima
Apr 15, 2013

I'd like to introduce you to some of the most special of our rocks and minerals.
Soiled Meat

david_a posted:

This might be the most pathetic thing I’ve seen Nathen do

What, you think it's cheap to run a twitter account? Nobody wants to pay for #content these days! Mneow!

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



And the fools kept demanding the thread be closed! Clearly not #Entergaged

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




CodfishCartographer posted:

As long as mods don't consider it :filez: I will absolutely be posting every recipe here, assuming Nathen actually delivers the promised word doc (a huge assumption, to be fair)

I think you can probably just copy+paste the ingredients and amounts and leave out any text about the recipes. Unless it's really funny! Though thinking about it the book could be $50 list of measurements with no flavour text which would be hilarious in its own way. I also suspect it's gonna be listing measurements for restaurant sized batches so it's gonna be fun trying to figure out what % of a 'tub' is good for 2 people lol

Not even sure what a 'tub' is in terms of cooking. It's apparently 5 cans from naths screenshot but i'm also unsure what a can is! 400g?

hemale in pain fucked around with this message at 11:31 on Jan 5, 2024

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Magissima posted:

What, you think it's cheap to run a twitter account? Nobody wants to pay for #content these days! Mneow!

Well somebody has to pay for Nathen’s monthly Twitter Premium subscription or w/e it’s called these days.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

hemale in pain posted:


Not even sure what a 'tub' is in terms of cooking. It's apparently 5 cans from naths screenshot but i'm also unsure what a can is! 400g?

The tubs probably refer to whatever size Cambro they used as their standard for bulk prep work (these big guys) and probably the big 108 oz. cans of various stuff. If you want four gallons of orange goop you're in luck!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Thank GOD Nathen had the foresight to shun the differently abled!

Jesus. What a CATTY bitch!

Edit: "People in wheelchairs should be dragged out in the street and shot!" -Nathfield

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
He's finally found himself something that gets the tiniest bit of entergagement.

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1743230728588947714

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Good thing our favorite president can still get down with the Garf.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

The tubs probably refer to whatever size Cambro they used as their standard for bulk prep work (these big guys) and probably the big 108 oz. cans of various stuff. If you want four gallons of orange goop you're in luck!

I do!

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

MassRafTer posted:

He's finally found himself something that gets the tiniest bit of entergagement.

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1743230728588947714

Pretty big “if” though

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008
If a lost famous person stepped foot into Garfield Eats, he would have made them his entire personality for months, regardless of what they were famous for.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

MassRafTer posted:

He's finally found himself something that gets the tiniest bit of entergagement.

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1743230728588947714

Imagine if Bill Clinton acknowledged Mazri’s existence in any way. He’d instantly go full on denialism about Epstein and be planning a saxophone pizza or something.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

MassRafTer posted:

He's finally found himself something that gets the tiniest bit of entergagement.

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1743230728588947714

Oh God is this gonna end in GarfieldPizzaGateEATS?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

nathen has Dark Qarfpilled himself

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
He declares himself a loyal subject of that woman who claims she's Queen of Canada and feeds her Garfield shaped pizza and Garfuccinos every day

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