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X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXcGpVE7O2g

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X JAKK fucked around with this message at 12:11 on Jan 5, 2024

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
no one ever talks about the wanking chair in the 6th day

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Hackers film 1995 posted:

what if there was a svelte josh? such a thing cannot be

That's called a "jack"

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

I legit never realized this was from a Conan bit until now.

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Non Compos Mentis posted:

no one ever talks about the wanking chair in the 6th day

Best wanking chairs in cinema history:
1. Burn After Reading
2. Darth Vader's masturbatorium in Empire
3. The 6th Day
4. ???

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
The ball scratching chair in Casino Royale.

Robert Duval's automatic wanking chair in THX 1138

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

the gently caress-chair in high life

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

FeculentWizardTits posted:

Best wanking chairs in cinema history:
1. Burn After Reading
2. Darth Vader's masturbatorium in Empire
3. The 6th Day
4. ???

The Whale

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
I watched some movies

Dredd - Cool, fun, tight.

Knock at the Cabin - very well made thriller. M Night needs to direct and not write.

Orphan: First Kill - started OK, then got really bad awkward and headscratch-y. Then a hilarious twist happens 1 hour in that turns the rest into schlocky, campy goodness.

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN

FeculentWizardTits posted:

Best wanking chairs in cinema history:
1. Burn After Reading
2. Darth Vader's masturbatorium in Empire
3. The 6th Day
4. ???



Anyway heres a story about a guy trying to sell his throne of dildos

X JAKK fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Jan 5, 2024

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


FeculentWizardTits posted:

Best wanking chairs in cinema history:
1. Burn After Reading
2. Darth Vader's masturbatorium in Empire
3. The 6th Day
4. ???

Grampa wookie's chair in the holiday special

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfGKNJ4mldE

wanking over chairs

Argyle Gargoyle
Apr 1, 2009

ABSTRACT SHAPES CREW

ProperCauldron posted:

I watched some movies

Dredd - Cool, fun, tight.

I've heard praise about this over the years but haven't bothered with it. Seemed like a generic action movie. Is it worth it? I'd assume very few practical effects and just a bunch of cg crap

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It's awesome and better than the raid

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004
It's not better than the raid but it is awesome

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It most definitely is

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


It is awesome

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Argyle Gargoyle posted:

I've heard praise about this over the years but haven't bothered with it. Seemed like a generic action movie. Is it worth it? I'd assume very few practical effects and just a bunch of cg crap

in this thread, we believe:
Mad Max Fury Road is the best action movie of the 21st C
Dredd is top five

Assessor of Maat
Nov 20, 2019

Argyle Gargoyle posted:

I've heard praise about this over the years but haven't bothered with it. Seemed like a generic action movie. Is it worth it? I'd assume very few practical effects and just a bunch of cg crap

that's five years in the iso-cubes, creep

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

is dredd the best “comic book” movie ever? not best adaptation or whatever but most entertaining? it is for me

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Watch Skinamarink yesterday. Good film. Very tense but I can also imagine people who aren't into it being very bored by it

Startyde
Apr 19, 2007

come post with us, forever and ever and ever

Hackers film 1995 posted:

is dredd the best “comic book” movie ever? not best adaptation or whatever but most entertaining? it is for me

Neck and neck with Blade

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
The raid is very good though, not going to lie. I just prefer dredd. A rare w for comic book bullshit

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Improbable Lobster posted:

Watch Skinamarink yesterday. Good film. Very tense but I can also imagine people who aren't into it being very bored by it

There were some scenes where I may have been the most scared I've ever been watching a movie and also parts where I literally nodded off, a land of contrasts. Should've been at least half an hour shorter and two fewer jump scares.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Hackers film 1995 posted:

is dredd the best “comic book” movie ever? not best adaptation or whatever but most entertaining? it is for me

its a toss up with a few other movies that aren't obviously comic book movies
blade
men in black
the rocketeer

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Hackers film 1995 posted:

is dredd the best “comic book” movie ever? not best adaptation or whatever but most entertaining? it is for me

It is in my book

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Argyle Gargoyle posted:

I've heard praise about this over the years but haven't bothered with it. Seemed like a generic action movie. Is it worth it? I'd assume very few practical effects and just a bunch of cg crap

It actually has a lot of awesome practical effect shots

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Cacator posted:

There were some scenes where I may have been the most scared I've ever been watching a movie and also parts where I literally nodded off, a land of contrasts. Should've been at least half an hour shorter and two fewer jump scares.

Did you see Heck? It's a short film with the same general premise the director did before the film.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Improbable Lobster posted:

Did you see Heck? It's a short film with the same general premise the director did before the film.

I love that guy’s stuff but I get too anxious watching it, lol. After the bedroom scene in Skinamarink I had to turn it off, goddamn.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Startyde posted:

Neck and neck with Blade
:yeah:

Dredd and The Raid both kick rear end. Similar setups but different executions.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
Dredd is awesome and I’m forever mad that I didn’t go see it in theaters cuz I, like most others, assumed it would be stupid.


I’ll never see this in 3d :shepicide:

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
same but Drive Angry

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Same but Gucci

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Same but Deep Throat

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Milo and POTUS posted:

I just prefer dredd. A rare w for comic book bullshit

The funny thing is that the Stallone Judge Dredd movie is problably more accurate to the comic which can get pretty silly at times.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

priznat posted:

Same but Deep Throat

I heard you, Hotshot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn2T4gi5x3k

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Vakal posted:

The funny thing is that the Stallone Judge Dredd movie is problably more accurate to the comic which can get pretty silly at times.



The costumes are more comic accurate but the tone and plot are standard 80s action film

Dredd should never remove his helmet

stillvisions
Oct 15, 2014

I really should have come up with something better before spending five bucks on this.

Non Compos Mentis posted:

i heard that rich and mike broke up

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Rich pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Argyle Gargoyle posted:

I've heard praise about this over the years but haven't bothered with it. Seemed like a generic action movie. Is it worth it? I'd assume very few practical effects and just a bunch of cg crap

Dredd is well worth a watch if you have even a moderate interest in action movies.

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

stillvisions posted:

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Rich pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Celebrities are just like us!

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