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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

One More Fat Nerd posted:

I also think she required all state employees to answer the phone with "It's a great day to be in South Carolina". No one actually did this.

the mental health people did and it felt wrong everytime

improving the mental health system was something she was heavily into and unsurprisingly we got poo poo like that

zetamind2000 has issued a correction as of 15:53 on Jan 5, 2024

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

lol i've quit minimum wage hotel jobs over that poo poo, dunno if i could handle being infantilized like that at a state job

also very surprised that tweet hasn't been deleted yet

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
If I remember the rumors correctly, the "It's a great day to be in South Carolina" thing specifically came from Haley (or someone in earshot of her) calling in to the state password reset helpdesk and the person who picked up sounding absolutely miserable, which if true, lol.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
Just banger after banger for the Haley campaign:

https://twitter.com/NikkiHaley/status/1743106553190703592?s=20

You know what everyone loves, right? The TSA!

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Just banger after banger for the Haley campaign:

https://twitter.com/NikkiHaley/status/1743106553190703592?s=20

You know what everyone loves, right? The TSA!

i genuinely believe if you polled the american people they would rather have more mass shootings happen in airports than make the school dropoff line process more like Air Travel

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Robert E Lee Middle School recommends you arrive at least two hours before class time to complete checkin and security

See something? Say something!

Welcome to Robert E Lee Middle School, where student safety is our first concern.

Remember that all bags and packages must be accompanied by a student or authorized guardian at all times.

See something? Say something

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



HashtagGirlboss posted:

Robert E Lee Middle School recommends you arrive at least two hours before class time to complete checkin and security

See something? Say something!

Welcome to Robert E Lee Middle School, where student safety is our first concern.

Remember that all bags and packages must be accompanied by a student or authorized guardian at all times.

See something? Say something

It's a great day to be in America.

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War
for $90 per school year you can get your kid pre checked so they don’t have to take off their shoes or open their bags when they go though security.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

hmmm i just don't know if my kid goes to school enough to make that worth it

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

cancer moonshot straight to the brain stem

Saltpowered
Apr 12, 2010

Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

i genuinely believe if you polled the american people they would rather have more mass shootings happen in airports than make the school dropoff line process more like Air Travel

All the whites kids get SRO* Prescreen. All the non-white kids get groped every morning.


*School Resource Officer aka the cop on campus.

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


https://twitter.com/VivekGRamaswamy/status/1743414621078258069?t=Sj81fMF1djkqjajQp2vTbQ&s=19

let's hear him out

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

man I completely forgot about Ross Ulbricht

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

lol i totally missed he got life w/o parole

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

gently caress yeah abolish the FBI

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/TriciaOhio/status/1743429178647818297

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



what does any of this mean

does she have kamala brains?

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!
Anyone got any more lovely airport jokes they want to workshop

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
Trump and RWM have hollowed out the brains of all politicians.

ProfessorBooty
Jan 25, 2004

Amulet of the Dark

The Narrator posted:

Trump and RWM have hollowed out the brains of all politicians.

They have only revealed.

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003

Dokapon Findom posted:

Anyone got any more lovely airport jokes they want to workshop

You ever hear of this part of the plane they make called the black box? Basically it's built to survive a plane crash so that they can collect data from the instruments and a record of what happened. I have a few interesting ideas about it - PM me.

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/_StephanieMyers/status/1745214158944296996

o7

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

I made like $500 on predictit when he dropped out in 2016

I'll always remember him fondly for that

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

https://x.com/therecount/status/1745208155561218295?s=20

lmao

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


chris christie is a meme that never took root

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



chris christie probably has a future as a democrat

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008


maybe the funniest thing that's happened in months for this primary season

what a loving disappointment

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



im still surprised they didn't outright cancel the primary like in 2020

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022
chris christie is officially a butt-fuckable bitch

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

this primary is going to be over in like 3 days. Nikki can try again in 28.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

In Training posted:

this primary is going to be over in like 3 days. Nikki can try again in 28.

Not when Trump re-enacts the Night of the Long Knives!

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

Horseshoe theory posted:

Not when Trump re-enacts the Night of the Long Knives!

what does trump summarily executing the editorial board that picked denzel washington over george clooney as time magazine's sexiest man of the year 1996 have to do with haley running again in 2028

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
Iowa is basically Hoth right now so I wonder what attendance at the caucuses is gonna look like. The roads should be mostly clear by Monday night but the windchill is gonna be like -40.

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsGPJCszXKE

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!

Horseshoe theory posted:

Not when Trump re-enacts the Night of the Long Knives!

Get it because Trump = Hitler or something

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Dokapon Findom posted:

Get it because Trump = Hitler or something

More Sammy 'The Bull' Gravano or John Gotti, but sure.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

final iowa poll

trump 48

haley 20

desantis 16

vivek 8

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

i say swears online posted:

final iowa poll

trump 48

haley 20

desantis 16

vivek 8

h a l e m e n t u m

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!
Never Trump? Always Trump!

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Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Trump isn't allowed to run. It has to be Christie

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