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(Thread IKs: hot cocoa on the couch)
 
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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
speaking of FAT CREAMY ROPES

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


mom and dad fight a lot posted:

I've never used SnapChat, but apparently I need it now to communicate with my ex-wife's children.

Why can't they email. :corsair:

those kids don’t want to get bullied, op

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Hey bullies listen up
Stop walking 'round thinking you're so tough
Just 'cause a kid's got different colour hair
Don't mean you can be a bully, yeah, yeah, yeah
You're gonna get busted for calling kids names
The teacher's gonna know, he'll write down all your names

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Dick Fontaine posted:

those kids don’t want to get bullied, op

im gonna bully their dad on the something awful forums

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

im gonna bully their dad on the something awful forums

this is why we only get insane reregs

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
All the cool kids are negging their posting enemies

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

what happens if you drink probiotics while taking antibiotics???

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i only eat dying probiotics

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

I've never used SnapChat, but apparently I need it now to communicate with my ex-wife's children.

Why can't they email. :corsair:

nice username / post combo :cheers:

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
YAY! electric scooter came in and didn't get stolen from my doorstep

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Why can't they email. :corsair:

ew

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Hollismason posted:

All the cool kids are negging their posting enemies

I only neg my posting friends. It’s my love language.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

lol emailing my kids like



Pursuant to my previous correspondence,





Best,
Dad

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

lol emailing my kids like



Pursuant to my previous correspondence,





Best,
Dad

I sent over the chore list and have not received any acknowledgements, please advise


Dad

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


The last email my dad sent to me before he died ended with
"Ask your mom who your real dad is"
:v:
:whitewater:

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
This is the 8th and LAST email I will be sending you tonight informing you to come down for dinner. Your dinner is now COLD

-Dad

__
sent from my iPhone

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I only neg my posting friends. It’s my love language.

I only pos my posting friends.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I got my bourbon, got my tequila, I got my burger, and this weekend is the last week of regular football before the playoffs start.

Missing Vegas already.

Might watch a movie.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Time for Sailor Jerry and Cherry Coke Zero. Going to cook up some sloppy joes and watch Jurassic Park

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

deep dish peat moss posted:

I watched demolition man

i invite you to, taco bell

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Umm excuse me but Pizza Hut was the only franchise to survive the franchise wars. All restaurants are Pizza Hut.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Crushing some n/a beers for drier January

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Crushing some n/a beers for drier January

oh yeah i orgot about that. who made the last dry jan thread. ended in meltdown mayhap?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

oh yeah i orgot about that. who made the last dry jan thread. ended in meltdown mayhap?

There was some drama iirc but I shan’t be visiting the archives to verify

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

good Friday for veggie soup

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I was rude and made fun of drinking in the last Dry Jan thread but I won't do that this year b/c I don't even drink anyway and have no right to be in the thread

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I wish you all the best of luck in your quest to no longer be wet

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Drinking is good in moderation. Like a couple beers on Friday only.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
yeti about to tip but shant imbibe alcohol for likely 2-3 weeks.

friends visiting late january so may partake at that juncture

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

This is my cat nugget she’s weird but sweet

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Crushing some n/a beers for drier January

Drying up as well, minus the nasty/rear end beers

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


bird with big dick posted:

This is my cat nugget she’s weird but sweet



How often do you step in cat puke

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

bird with big dick posted:

This is my cat nugget she’s weird but sweet



Wanna pet that earless cat

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

Wanna pet that earless cat

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Gym tonight which means xxxxtra protein in the form of spicy cheesy eggs

Legs still sore from Wednesdays hack squats (four plates)

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

bird with big dick posted:

This is my cat nugget she’s weird but sweet



Disappointing amount of items to peruse in the background other than perhaps weatherbabe on TV, 6/10.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Disappointing amount of items to peruse in the background other than perhaps weatherbabe on TV, 6/10.

lol

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Toxic Mental posted:

Gym tonight which means xxxxtra protein in the form of spicy cheesy eggs

Legs still sore from Wednesdays hack squats (four plates)

classic barbell hack squat ? traditional, i like it

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

Another Friday night, alone

No friends

No girlfriend

No hobbies, no motivation

Just the couch, waiting for me to lie on

Staring blankly at the wall, until I fall asleep

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


pencilhands posted:

Another Friday night, alone

No friends

No girlfriend

No hobbies, no motivation

Just the couch, waiting for me to lie on

Staring blankly at the wall, until I fall asleep

Wanna hang out PH
I think my wife and I will be watching Saltburn?

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