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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

dr_rat posted:

We turn off the lights and pretend the planet is home? Maybe have the ISS broadcast an away message saying all of earth's populations on Holiday currently and will be back in a couple of centuries?

A galactic ICQ away message. I like it.

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

How are they even buying these radios they can't walk into radioshack and go "a ham please" cause then we'd see headlines like "hosed up dog aliens buying ham at the shack" and then we wouldn't even need to decode poo poo we'd just know.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

syntaxfunction posted:

How are they even buying these radios they can't walk into radioshack and go "a ham please" cause then we'd see headlines like "hosed up dog aliens buying ham at the shack" and then we wouldn't even need to decode poo poo we'd just know.

Hey maybe local papers are full of those stories at the moment and no one knows, cos like who reads local papers anymore?

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

You know who reads local papers? FUCKEN ALIENS.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

ALIENS SPEAK!

DEMAND MORE HAM!!!

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


It would be kinda adorable if they came right over as soon as a signal reached them, sadly because of distance that signal was an old timey broadcast showing someone going HAM and so they adapted their technology to be able to contact us on what they think we are using, like when you get gramma an HDMI -> RCA converter so she can keep watching stuff in her projection TV

122223
Dec 22, 2023
these people are wayyyyy to quiet

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

What if the aliens are chuds?

sell them some dick pills and supplements.

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7316160936363150638

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

https://bigthink.com/starts-with-a-bang/harvard-astronomer-alien-spherules/

Lmao

quote:

  • For all of human history, we've both hoped and feared the possibilities that would arise from "first contact" with aliens. However, despite much wishful thinking, no scientific evidence for their presence has ever appeared.
  • Harvard astronomer Avi Loeb has been claiming for years that alien space probes are flying throughout the galaxy, claims that one smashed into Earth in 2014, and believes he's found evidence for this on the seafloor.
  • However, Loeb is opining not only far beyond the limits of his own expertise, but well outside of what the data indicates. New research has shown these "spherules" aren't alien technology; they're coal ash from human activity since the industrial revolution.

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Dec 26, 2023

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010
I want to give the alien Good Boys tummy rubs.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan



Lol

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

Mulaney Power Move posted:

It's entirely plausible that an interstellar civilization could invent warp drive but only have short wave radios and record players.

there's a good Harry Turtledove short story about this called The Road Not Taken

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Chicken Butt posted:

I want to give the alien Good Boys tummy rubs.

They'll enjoy it for a bit, then without warning the claws will come out and you'll lose both hands.

Greys have surprisingly long retractable claws.

Apparently where they're from have rodents of unusual size.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Actual photo.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

BigBadSteve posted:

Actual photo.



Ugly
Furry
Officer

TomR
Apr 1, 2003
I both own and operate a pirate ship.


UFOs just want to take in the sights, you know? Just want to have a chill time.

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:

there's a good Harry Turtledove short story about this called The Road Not Taken

In case anyone's intested.
https://www.eyeofmidas.com/scifi/Turtledove_RoadNotTaken.pdf


It's a great read.

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet


Trust me, bro. Happy New Disclosure Year

temple fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Jan 1, 2024

Owling Howl
Jul 17, 2019

temple posted:

Trust me, bro. Happy New Disclosure Year

Disclosure sabotaging haters are the worst! We'd be frolicking on Neptune by now if not for their meddling.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Preparing my body for the Neptunian frolic at this very moment (cold showers from now on)

Bug Squash
Mar 18, 2009

This time, for sure. Unless the haters win again.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

lol come on dude what the gently caress is going to happen halfway through the year that will make it so you can be "more precise"

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

2024 will be THE YEAR they are revealed!

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Mulaney Power Move posted:

lol come on dude what the gently caress is going to happen halfway through the year that will make it so you can be "more precise"

We will find out if we can gently caress the aliens

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Aliens be shopping, they are just here for the savings

https://www.newsweek.com/miami-mall-creature-video-goes-viral-1858078

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!
"Take me to your loss leader." 👽

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Well, I'm convinced.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
I spotted this ad on Facebook for the Gaia VOD service, it was some crazy poo poo about the world government secretly working with the Galactic Federation to combat Reptilians:


Apparently they're charging $11.99 a month/$99.00 a year/$299.00 a year for plus events for their VOD bullshit and they have close to a million subscribers :wtc:

Also they've had an ongoing problem with their content creators going rogue and accusing them of spreading "Lucifer propaganda" when they ragequit

quote:

That same year, Patty Greer, a filmmaker formerly contracted by Gaia, accused the company of "promoting Luciferianism and using directed-energy weapons against critics."[51][52][53][54] Greer claims she was attacked with a "directed energy weapon" in the Phoenix, Arizona airport in 2017.[27] In addition, Greer alleged her films were intentionally removed from the Gaia website. She stated that her refusal to sign a non-disclosure agreement involved in regaining distribution rights to her films ultimately led to her content being intentionally removed from the site.[27]

Following numerous[clarification needed] videos and posts from Greer claiming Gaia was infiltrated by satanists and reptilians,[53] Gaia sued Greer for slander. Gaia claimed that Greer was retaliating after a decline in viewership of her videos hosted on Gaia's streaming services.[27]

In response to the lawsuit, Greer defended herself by saying she "simply reports" on what she read and heard from sources and that she was given information from Gaia employees under the username #GEM (which stands for 'Gaia Employee Movement').[50] Many of the reports Greer received included the same claims from David Wilcock's resignation letter, which alleged satanists had infiltrated Gaia.[53]

On December 14, 2018, the case was dismissed without prejudice, noting that Greer had not been served. On December 27, Gaia filed another lawsuit against Greer, seeking one million in damages.[55] The lawsuit was settled in 2019, and Greer posted an apology to her website as part of a settlement agreement and removed all of the content surrounding Gaia and #GEM.[50]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaia,_Inc.

010724_3
Jan 7, 2024
3 and a half hours still awake

010724_3
Jan 7, 2024
your elderly are now gone for the day due to your lack of cooperation

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Remember back in February 2023 when the US military shot down a Chinese spy balloon and then when they decided to take a closer look at the radar data of stuff that was being overlooked in their airspace they kept finding suspicious UAPs and shooting them down for several weeks?? And they never positively identified any of that other stuff and when a US general was asked if it might be aliens he said he wasn't ruling it out?

That was some real clownshow poo poo :allears:

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

temple posted:



Trust me, bro. Happy New Disclosure Year

Sounds legit. I presume he has a list of previous promises that were indeed fruitful and a list of vast and damning secrets laid bare.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Just like the US military shooting down a bunchs of aliens just harmlessly floating about side to side.

Fuckers all played way to much space invaders in the 70/80's I tell ya!!!

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Remember back in February 2023 when the US military shot down a Chinese spy balloon and then when they decided to take a closer look at the radar data of stuff that was being overlooked in their airspace they kept finding suspicious UAPs and shooting them down for several weeks?? And they never positively identified any of that other stuff and when a US general was asked if it might be aliens he said he wasn't ruling it out?

That was some real clownshow poo poo :allears:

Despite the media's effort to memory hole all of that, I do remember it, yes

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Close Encounters of the Twerkind

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temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
Why are they hiding this from you?

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