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dr_rat posted:We turn off the lights and pretend the planet is home? Maybe have the ISS broadcast an away message saying all of earth's populations on Holiday currently and will be back in a couple of centuries? A galactic ICQ away message. I like it.
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# ? Dec 23, 2023 11:34 |
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How are they even buying these radios they can't walk into radioshack and go "a ham please" cause then we'd see headlines like "hosed up dog aliens buying ham at the shack" and then we wouldn't even need to decode poo poo we'd just know.
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# ? Dec 23, 2023 11:55 |
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syntaxfunction posted:How are they even buying these radios they can't walk into radioshack and go "a ham please" cause then we'd see headlines like "hosed up dog aliens buying ham at the shack" and then we wouldn't even need to decode poo poo we'd just know. Hey maybe local papers are full of those stories at the moment and no one knows, cos like who reads local papers anymore?
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# ? Dec 23, 2023 12:00 |
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You know who reads local papers? FUCKEN ALIENS.
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# ? Dec 23, 2023 12:17 |
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ALIENS SPEAK! DEMAND MORE HAM!!!
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# ? Dec 23, 2023 14:03 |
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It would be kinda adorable if they came right over as soon as a signal reached them, sadly because of distance that signal was an old timey broadcast showing someone going HAM and so they adapted their technology to be able to contact us on what they think we are using, like when you get gramma an HDMI -> RCA converter so she can keep watching stuff in her projection TV
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# ? Dec 23, 2023 17:05 |
these people are wayyyyy to quiet
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# ? Dec 23, 2023 21:01 |
Haptical Sales Slut posted:What if the aliens are chuds? sell them some dick pills and supplements.
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# ? Dec 23, 2023 22:09 |
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https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7316160936363150638
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# ? Dec 26, 2023 18:08 |
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https://bigthink.com/starts-with-a-bang/harvard-astronomer-alien-spherules/ Lmao quote:
deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Dec 26, 2023 |
# ? Dec 26, 2023 19:29 |
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I want to give the alien Good Boys tummy rubs.
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# ? Dec 26, 2023 20:01 |
Lol
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# ? Dec 26, 2023 23:16 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:It's entirely plausible that an interstellar civilization could invent warp drive but only have short wave radios and record players. there's a good Harry Turtledove short story about this called The Road Not Taken
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# ? Dec 26, 2023 23:21 |
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Chicken Butt posted:I want to give the alien Good Boys tummy rubs. They'll enjoy it for a bit, then without warning the claws will come out and you'll lose both hands. Greys have surprisingly long retractable claws. Apparently where they're from have rodents of unusual size.
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# ? Dec 26, 2023 23:25 |
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Actual photo.
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 00:39 |
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BigBadSteve posted:Actual photo. Ugly Furry Officer
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# ? Dec 27, 2023 01:50 |
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UFOs just want to take in the sights, you know? Just want to have a chill time.
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# ? Dec 29, 2023 11:02 |
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Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:there's a good Harry Turtledove short story about this called The Road Not Taken In case anyone's intested. https://www.eyeofmidas.com/scifi/Turtledove_RoadNotTaken.pdf It's a great read.
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# ? Dec 30, 2023 22:20 |
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Trust me, bro. Happy New Disclosure Year temple fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Jan 1, 2024 |
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temple posted:Trust me, bro. Happy New Disclosure Year Disclosure sabotaging haters are the worst! We'd be frolicking on Neptune by now if not for their meddling.
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# ? Jan 1, 2024 16:35 |
Preparing my body for the Neptunian frolic at this very moment (cold showers from now on)
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# ? Jan 1, 2024 16:45 |
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This time, for sure. Unless the haters win again.
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# ? Jan 1, 2024 16:57 |
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lol come on dude what the gently caress is going to happen halfway through the year that will make it so you can be "more precise"
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# ? Jan 1, 2024 17:12 |
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2024 will be THE YEAR they are revealed!
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Mulaney Power Move posted:lol come on dude what the gently caress is going to happen halfway through the year that will make it so you can be "more precise" We will find out if we can gently caress the aliens
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# ? Jan 1, 2024 22:26 |
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Aliens be shopping, they are just here for the savings https://www.newsweek.com/miami-mall-creature-video-goes-viral-1858078
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# ? Jan 5, 2024 20:40 |
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"Take me to your loss leader." 👽
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# ? Jan 5, 2024 22:36 |
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Well, I'm convinced.
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# ? Jan 6, 2024 04:36 |
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I spotted this ad on Facebook for the Gaia VOD service, it was some crazy poo poo about the world government secretly working with the Galactic Federation to combat Reptilians: Apparently they're charging $11.99 a month/$99.00 a year/$299.00 a year for plus events for their VOD bullshit and they have close to a million subscribers Also they've had an ongoing problem with their content creators going rogue and accusing them of spreading "Lucifer propaganda" when they ragequit quote:That same year, Patty Greer, a filmmaker formerly contracted by Gaia, accused the company of "promoting Luciferianism and using directed-energy weapons against critics."[51][52][53][54] Greer claims she was attacked with a "directed energy weapon" in the Phoenix, Arizona airport in 2017.[27] In addition, Greer alleged her films were intentionally removed from the Gaia website. She stated that her refusal to sign a non-disclosure agreement involved in regaining distribution rights to her films ultimately led to her content being intentionally removed from the site.[27]
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# ? Jan 7, 2024 09:46 |
3 and a half hours still awake
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# ? Jan 7, 2024 10:28 |
your elderly are now gone for the day due to your lack of cooperation
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# ? Jan 7, 2024 10:29 |
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Remember back in February 2023 when the US military shot down a Chinese spy balloon and then when they decided to take a closer look at the radar data of stuff that was being overlooked in their airspace they kept finding suspicious UAPs and shooting them down for several weeks?? And they never positively identified any of that other stuff and when a US general was asked if it might be aliens he said he wasn't ruling it out? That was some real clownshow poo poo
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# ? Jan 7, 2024 12:10 |
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temple posted:
Sounds legit. I presume he has a list of previous promises that were indeed fruitful and a list of vast and damning secrets laid bare.
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# ? Jan 7, 2024 12:17 |
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Just like the US military shooting down a bunchs of aliens just harmlessly floating about side to side. Fuckers all played way to much space invaders in the 70/80's I tell ya!!!
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Remember back in February 2023 when the US military shot down a Chinese spy balloon and then when they decided to take a closer look at the radar data of stuff that was being overlooked in their airspace they kept finding suspicious UAPs and shooting them down for several weeks?? And they never positively identified any of that other stuff and when a US general was asked if it might be aliens he said he wasn't ruling it out? Despite the media's effort to memory hole all of that, I do remember it, yes
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Close Encounters of the Twerkind
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Why are they hiding this from you?
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# ? Jan 8, 2024 00:45 |