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BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Elviscat posted:

I saw one taking off from Renton or SeaTac a few months ago, they instantly trigger something in my brain that goes "that's different" even though the livery looks the same as any other white dominated one.

They flit in and out of Dulles (usually at night) because it's a secondary United widebody mx hub, but very rarely they'll drop in during the day.

They do get your attention, and not only because the engines sound unlike Western examples.

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


"We have Smirnoff"

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Saukkis posted:

I don't know, sounds like normal overdose with unusual location. Would they have thought to use naloxone if there were clear traumatic injuries?

idk if cops responded but cops use that poo poo on everyone

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Humphreys posted:

"We have Smirnoff"

hahaha i thought of that too.

azflyboy
Nov 9, 2005

Elviscat posted:

I saw one taking off from Renton or SeaTac a few months ago, they instantly trigger something in my brain that goes "that's different" even though the livery looks the same as any other white dominated one.

Boeing used to charter them pretty frequently to fly in parts to repair various 787-related fuckups, and I think AN-124's were also the only way to move 777X engines on their shipping stands via airplane.

There was actually a discussion of Boeing chartering the AN-225 at one point, but those plans were scrapped when they figured out that none of the Seattle area airports could accommodate it due to clearance issues at various spots on the airfields.

Plastic_Gargoyle
Aug 3, 2007

azflyboy posted:

Boeing used to charter them pretty frequently to fly in parts to repair various 787-related fuckups, and I think AN-124's were also the only way to move 777X engines on their shipping stands via airplane.

There was actually a discussion of Boeing chartering the AN-225 at one point, but those plans were scrapped when they figured out that none of the Seattle area airports could accommodate it due to clearance issues at various spots on the airfields.

They come to Rickenbacker in Columbus sporadically to pick up engines from GE in Cincinnati and fly them to KPAE. Used to get Volga-Dnepr for that too, until the war started.

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Plastic_Gargoyle posted:

They come to Rickenbacker in Columbus sporadically to pick up engines from GE in Cincinnati and fly them to KPAE. Used to get Volga-Dnepr for that too, until the war started.
An A-124 out of Rickenbacker flies over my house in NE Ohio occasionally on its way to Ukraine as well (at least according to the flightradar24 app). Assuming they are not flying engine parts.

They are loud as poo poo even at cruising altitude. Enough to make me wonder what the hell it is and look it up while I was out walking the dogs.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
https://www.wsj.com/business/airlin...share_permalink

Details:

Only three of the escape slides were used. Wasn't safe to even open the other exit doors due to the fire.

Took several minutes to get the doors open because the attendants were waiting on confirmation from the pilots that the A/C had stopped. The attendant in the back opened the left rear door without that confirmation because the comm system, including the PA, was down.

Some people apparently did try to get their belongings but were mostly shouted down by other pax. At least one guy in the article grabbed his backpack.

Evacuation was over at 1805, crash was at 1747.

Gonna call this one a hull loss:

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Sometimes it’s more descriptive to say what parts are reusable.

In this case, maybe a winglet?

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'
Some of those tires look like they might be good

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

hobbesmaster posted:

Sometimes it’s more descriptive to say what parts are reusable.

In this case, maybe a winglet?

New coat of paint and I think she'll be a'ight.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!




if you take a lot of connections they give you a gift for being passed around

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Spaced God posted:

if you take a lot of connections they give you a gift for being passed around

i thought that was only cabin crew

J33uk
Oct 24, 2005

Cactus Ghost posted:

idk if cops responded but cops use that poo poo on everyone

Yeah these days the default assumption of a lot of cops and a fair number of EMTs is "overdose" for pretty much anything where someone isn't breathing properly. You can get shot in the lung and well poo poo maybe naloxone? I mean it's not like it can be especially bad for you but it shows how bad things have gotten.

Mr. Funny Pants
Apr 9, 2001

Elviscat posted:

New coat of paint and I think she'll be a'ight.

I was thinking it would be a cool bonus job in Powerwash Simulator. Just have to buy a fuckton of metal cleaner.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

J33uk posted:

Yeah these days the default assumption of a lot of cops and a fair number of EMTs is "overdose" for pretty much anything where someone isn't breathing properly. You can get shot in the lung and well poo poo maybe naloxone? I mean it's not like it can be especially bad for you but it shows how bad things have gotten.

i think cops are mostly just really turned on by the idea of throwing an opiate addict into withdrawl

at least with cops though they have the excuse of being laypeople. way too many emts will still just give narcan and stare, bag valve mask sitting untouched in their kit as nothing happens

Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 16:07 on Jan 5, 2024

SlowBloke
Aug 14, 2017
It's been a while since the last french navy rafale chillout video so enjoy some triangles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I80iiBSRCQ

Scam Likely
Feb 19, 2021

Phanatic posted:

Some people apparently did try to get their belongings but were mostly shouted down by other pax. At least one guy in the article grabbed his backpack.

Am I an rear end in a top hat for sometimes wearing my backpack on my chest during landings just in case we have a rapid unschedule deplaning? The backpack contains my life's work.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Scam Likely posted:

Am I an rear end in a top hat for sometimes wearing my backpack on my chest during landings just in case we have a rapid unschedule deplaning? The backpack contains my life's work.

Briefcase handcuffed to your wrist is the better way to do that.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Scam Likely posted:

Am I an rear end in a top hat for sometimes wearing my backpack on my chest during landings just in case we have a rapid unschedule deplaning? The backpack contains my life's work.

Are you a courier for human organs?

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
My guess is that the backpack is full of sonic/pikachu crossover medallions

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

Big Bowie Bonanza posted:

My guess is that the backpack is full of sonic/pikachu crossover medallions

But why would you hide those away in a bag???

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Scam Likely posted:

Am I an rear end in a top hat for sometimes wearing my backpack on my chest during landings just in case we have a rapid unschedule deplaning? The backpack contains my life's work.

Make a backup.

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

Scam Likely posted:

Am I an rear end in a top hat for sometimes wearing my backpack on my chest during landings just in case we have a rapid unschedule deplaning? The backpack contains my life's work.

nobody wants to read your Dumbledore/gandalf slash fic bruv

ManifunkDestiny
Aug 2, 2005
THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN THE SEAHAWKS IS RUSSELL WILSON'S TAINT SWEAT

Seahawks #1 fan since 2014.
New 737 Max bug just dropped https://x.com/bricaul/status/1743455513113969131?s=46

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Arson Daily posted:

nobody wants to read your Dumbledore/gandalf slash fic bruv

my first thought was brian from family guy and the manuscript for his novel "Faster Than The Speed of Love"

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


I always got weird vibes seeing those deactivated doors… this isn’t helping!

edit: https://twitter.com/avgeekjake/status/1743462030366085387?s=46

hobbesmaster fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Jan 6, 2024

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Boeing employees breathe sighs of relief that it wasn’t a 787.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Scam Likely posted:

Am I an rear end in a top hat for sometimes wearing my backpack on my chest during landings just in case we have a rapid unschedule deplaning? The backpack contains my life's work.

That's a bit much, but I do keep ID, phone, wallet, passport, etc, as required on my person in pants or jacket pocket, not in a bag or tucked in the seatback, for that very reason.

E: That failure above could make for a funny seatmaestro review/explainer.

mlmp08 fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Jan 6, 2024

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

poo poo i keep that stuff on my person just to keep my rear end from losing em in a bathroom or a taxi, let alone a plane fire. i am a dude though so i have functional pockets with room for em. if i had to deal with the stuff passed off as pockets on womens' pants i'd probably be doing the same with a purse or backpack, just putting it on already for the descent

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


i was on an alaska flight from portland just a couple hours before that! neato

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

Cactus Ghost posted:

my first thought was brian from family guy and the manuscript for his novel "Faster Than The Speed of Love"

lolololol

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

Platystemon posted:

Southwest employees breathe sighs of relief that it wasn’t a Max 8.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"


Feel like there’s a pretty big difference between “lost a seat” and “lost a seat cushion” which is actually shown in the photo.

Though I guess there isn’t much functional difference between being yeeted from the plane outright and ragdolling against the fuselage for 20 minutes.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Twitter is saying the seat wasn’t occupied which would be very lucky.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
It was a brand new MAX 9 which entered service less than 2 months ago.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Seattle Times, Jan. 5, 2024 at 6:00 am:

Boeing wants FAA to exempt MAX 7 from safety rules to get it in the air

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Zero One posted:

It was a brand new MAX 9 which entered service less than 2 months ago.

I remember back in 2019 with the first groundings, I was flying back from Seattle and people recognized the plane we were going to be flying as a 737 and there were TONS of hushed conversations I could overhear about whether it was a MAX or not.

I'd love for there to be some Congressional theorycrafting about the possibility of nationalizing Boeing but there's no way EITHER party would risk offending THE ALMIGHTY NUMBER by even *threatening* to do such a thing.

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 05:50 on Jan 6, 2024

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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

It's a quality problem with the aircraft, for sure, probably not fastened to the hull correctly/missing fasteners.

Interested to see the results of the NTSB report on it. Glad the masks and seat belts did their jobs.

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