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poisonpill posted:We should all be named after superheroes from awful movies itt You change your name to Super Argo and i promise to become the Pyuma man
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Imagine going to the theater to see Morbius just for the famous “it’s morbin time” line that the internet got you excited for only to find out after almost 2 hours that the line is low in the mix and easy to miss without headphones.
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Gutcruncher posted:Imagine going to the theater to see Morbius Absolutely not 
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Space Kablooey posted:14 pages in 5 days is rookie numbers for this thread This year started with a comparative whimper (Half in the Bag: Derivative Holiday Horrors) compared to the tour-de-force that was last year's Nukie spectacular.
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Gutcruncher posted:Imagine going to the theater to see Morbius just for the famous “it’s morbin time” line that the internet got you excited for only to find out after almost 2 hours that the line is low in the mix and easy to miss without headphones. the CGI when he morbs out looks so lovely. They did an action figure of him in morbin' mode and it looks so much better as a toy than it did in the movie  300 dollars, that
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Space Kablooey posted:14 pages in 5 days is rookie numbers for this thread gently caress you, it's January.
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not trolled not crying posted:one friend of mine is a huge Bernthal fan but I had to ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? I think Bernthal is an okay actor but absolutely not the kind of guy that anyone would be a huge fan of
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 i usually disagree with jay's weird opinions but i concur that showgirls is a secret masterpiece. i should get around to watching basic instinct, still havent seen that, but those were my priorities. does anyone still do it anywhere close to like verhoeven or has satire lost its way?
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Last year we had M3GAN. What’s this year’s M3GAN, Spoopy Pool?!
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Last year we had M3GAN. What’s this year’s M3GAN, Spoopy Pool?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnoQGGkQSjM
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I wanna say cronenberg jr maybe as Infinity Pool has a real satirical edge to it, it will be interesting to see what he does next.
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Last year we had M3GAN. What’s this year’s M3GAN, Spoopy Pool?! M3G4N
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Watched Con Air for the first time in 20 years and drat that movie kinda rules
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Con Air has 0 Slade Craven's The Turbulence franchise lol has 1 Slade Craven Checkmate bitch
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for most of my life i thought con air was directed by michael bay. in hindsight its not crazy/stupid enough. but it has the same feel as the rock so you can see how i was confused
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More action movies should have a whole menagerie of memorable villains like die hard and con air
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also colm meaney was 100% in the right the whole movie and should have fired the missile wtf steve buschemi killed 30 kids and got away!!!
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AARD VARKMAN posted:More action movies should have a whole menagerie of memorable villains like die hard and con air That means having to hire real actors for the parts that usually stunt people in different clothes do.
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Hackers film 1995 posted:for most of my life i thought con air was directed by michael bay. in hindsight its not crazy/stupid enough. but it has the same feel as the rock so you can see how i was confused
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AARD VARKMAN posted:also colm meaney was 100% in the right the whole movie and should have fired the missile wtf steve buschemi killed 30 kids and got away!!! Been saying this for years. Also when he shouts out “the plane is going to crash in the middle of a busy street. The civilian casualties are going to be enormous!” But nobody replies or anything, and the shot just cuts away without it being resolved
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NorgLyle posted:After it was featured on BotW, I tracked down a copy of Stone Cold starring Brian Bosworth and it is even more fantastic than the episode made it look. I've watched Stone Cold at least twice since the BotW. It seriously owns and is top tier B-level action shlock. The stunts are wild, Bosworth plays it perfectly, solid plot and pretty stacked cast giving their all. For anybody who enjoys Arnold/Stallone/JCVD it's a must watch
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Yeah bruckheimer movies had almost an even more definitive “feel” to them than Bay movies alone. I hated con air when I saw it because the constant music with lovely guitar was incredibly irritating.
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Gutcruncher posted:Imagine going to the theater to see Morbius just for the famous “it’s morbin time” line that the internet got you excited for only to find out after almost 2 hours that the line is low in the mix and easy to miss without headphones. just to be completely clear for everyone else: nobody says "it's morbin time" in the movie, it's just an internet joke. I haven't seen the movie but I know in my heart it can't be real
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Well I just got back from the Canadian premiere of Tommy Weisau's new film Big Shark, and Greg Sestero was there to introduce the movie and do a bit of Q&A. It's not as earnestly funny as The Room because Tommy was certainly leaning into this one being a comedy. But at the same time he's still an insane alien disguised as a Polish expat living in America and that shines through in several spots. The best character was his cowboy buddy Tim. That actor was clearly having a blast. It was like watching a trio of alcoholics battle a big Shark that only killed people on land. You have Tim the functional alcoholic who gets increasingly deranged as the movie goes on, Georgie the depressed alcoholic who can't hold his liquor, and Tommy playing a psychopath who has manic mood swings between attempts to get his coworkers killed. Definitely worth watching with a few beers and friends but it can't quite capture the magic of The Room. Greg seemed like a really nice guy.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:wait tommy is polish? No one knows where he's from and he's not saying
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Poland is the name of a planet in the Zeta Gemini system.
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PostNouveau posted:No one knows where he's from and he's not saying 
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Cubone posted:he's from new orleans Greg mentioned that while filming Big Shark in New Orleans Tommy took him to the street where he grew up and it was an empty lot with no sign anything had ever been there. So I interpret that to mean it was the spot where he fell from the sky like Mr Bean.
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AARD VARKMAN posted:also colm meaney was 100% in the right the whole movie and should have fired the missile wtf steve buschemi killed 30 kids and got away!!! What if the con air was the money plane all along?
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The Good Queen Clitoris posted:What if the con air was the money plane all along? No alligator
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Arc Hammer posted:Greg mentioned that while filming Big Shark in New Orleans Tommy took him to the street where he grew up and it was an empty lot with no sign anything had ever been there. So I interpret that to mean it was the spot where he fell from the sky like Mr Bean. either fell from the sky or crawled out of the ground
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Tommy is from the American state of New Orlandoeans. Doesn’t his perfect accent give that away?
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