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Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



TinTower posted:

I’m not saying Roman should work every house show, but I would like to see a champion defend his title more than once every six months.

I'm pretty sure the WWE has hyped up ROMAN REIGNS RETURNS more times in 2023 than he actually had defenses.

https://x.com/TheCovalentTV/status/1667953590651047939?s=20

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Goblin Queen
Mar 6, 2006

Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?

Vandar posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwrUY6Ni_iA

Dude needs help and he needs to get out of the Corncob cult.

This man needs to be banned from puppets and the Internet.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Alaois posted:

he's Ice Cube's son lol

Somebody in his comments going "didn't you play a cop in Law & Order?"

Quid
Jul 19, 2006
Minor celebrities have poo poo wrestling opinions.

Fritz was right posted:

I read biographies, watched documentaries and started to get the essence of the guy. If you read the so-called wrestling experts, you discover many people said disparaging things about him — he was controlling and exploited family tragedy for commercial gain. I didn’t see him that way, and still don’t. He was a family man, and genuinely religious.

https://variety.com/2024/film/actors/holt-mccallany-iron-claw-deleted-scenes-david-fincher-1235861140/amp/

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Amazing how he learned the exact opposite of what Fritz was

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Now that is method acting!

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Well there was that one dude in the bible who was willing to sacrifice his son because god said to, maybe this guy is right!

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Didn't the movie leave out Chris completely because they thought it would make Fritz completely unsympathetic?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

MassRafTer posted:

Now that is method acting!

A great worker

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Vandar posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwrUY6Ni_iA

Dude needs help and he needs to get out of the Corncob cult.

He has criticism for wwe too, and he is definitely getting around to doing a song that pokes fun at WWE in the very near future

*opens rapthesaurus.com, starts trying to look for words that rhyme with “Fox” and “smackdown”*

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

They've been really careful to not piss off any of the family and Kevin still says stuff that pretty much amounts to Fritz's real problem was too much love for his boys but drat there is a less stupid way for Holt to say all that.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

rotinaj posted:

He has criticism for wwe too, and he is definitely getting around to doing a song that pokes fun at WWE in the very near future

*opens rapthesaurus.com, starts trying to look for words that rhyme with “Fox” and “smackdown”*

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


lol

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

rotinaj posted:

He has criticism for wwe too, and he is definitely getting around to doing a song that pokes fun at WWE in the very near future

*opens rapthesaurus.com, starts trying to look for words that rhyme with “Fox” and “smackdown”*

WWE is really great
But sometimes Raw ends too late

I’m too tired to go to school
Teacher going to think that I’m a fool

Too much action for just 3 hours
Papa H giving away too many flowers

Friday I’m going to watch smackdown again
That night I can stay up past ten

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

rotinaj posted:

*opens rapthesaurus.com, starts trying to look for words that rhyme with “Fox” and “smackdown”*

Is Rap The Saurus related to Luchasaurus and Funkasaurus?

Most Power Alex
Sep 2, 2023

CopywrightMMXI posted:

WWE is really great
But sometimes Raw ends too late

I’m too tired to go to school
Teacher going to think that I’m a fool

Too much action for just 3 hours
Papa H giving away too many flowers

Friday I’m going to watch smackdown again
That night I can stay up past ten

If I had the time I would record this and put the audio over this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYWfrWwsz6Y

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Ganso Bomb posted:

Is Rap The Saurus related to Luchasaurus and Funkasaurus?

Somebody tell the crappy muppet's mama.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/miketbutton/status/1743326240579231894

(e: screenshots because deleted)


TinTower fucked around with this message at 11:12 on Jan 6, 2024

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



https://twitter.com/angel_carire/status/1743345306266136982

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Wow.

lol

https://twitter.com/MikeTbutton/status/1743371204029808764

MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Jan 5, 2024

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!



LOL

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


what 3 hours of raw does to a mf

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Real "wish thread titles could be longer" hours in the bad takes thread.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

I don’t see the problem. Alex is a good hype man and he hasn’t been trained for this

https://x.com/dorbyallen/status/1743396880338612627?s=46

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I think he's underrated as a conduit between the luchadors and an audience that often don't know them, and PENTA SAYS is a great catchphrase.

I wish there was an on-screen explanation for why he manages all of them though, like dress him up like Ash and have all his boys pop out of pokeballs somehow. Komander, I choose you!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

alex is turning his real personality up to 11. he was the only person to talk to any luchadors who would show up. they would arrive backstage and walk up to qt marshall or someone like that and be told "just a sec" but never see them again that day. alex chatted with the lucha bros one time and went up to tony and said "penta says..." and the rest is history. he is the only guy who can get anything done. word travels fast

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
I like Alex, he can stay as long as he keeps catching Penta's glove.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Alex Abrahantes trained in the Dungeon, he deserves respect.

Also, lol at the idea that “casuals” 1) knows who Alex is b) feel passionate about defending him.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Without Alex, we'd never have gotten that incredibly goofy rear end Penta Oscuro debut entrance where Alex wore a cheap Halloween Dracula cape the entire match, therefore he can stay forever

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Alex abrahantes rules, haters leave

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

super macho dude posted:

Without Alex, we'd never have gotten that incredibly goofy rear end Penta Oscuro debut entrance where Alex wore a cheap Halloween Dracula cape the entire match, therefore he can stay forever

Alex Abrahaunted was cool as poo poo, running around dressed like a Catholic inquisitor.

Integrated Houston
Oct 21, 2008
Motherfucker had a censer

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




rotinaj posted:

Alex abrahantes rules, haters leave

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
edit: nvm

FullMetalJackoff fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Jan 6, 2024

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Weirdly specific stance to take on some jackass with a puppet

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



FullMetalJackoff posted:

The 'Alex Is Annoying' crowd really demonstrating they don't understand what a hype man is.

Very confident that this puppet fondler will be outed as a paedophile within 6-12 months.

This post sucks almost as bad as the video does. Don't fantasy book people's downfalls especially not when you're being creepy about it

just a reminder that this thread isn't meant for virulent misogyny and -phobia takes, just weirdo funny mark stuff. Get it back on track by posting people who want to start wrestling museums in their basement or something

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/itsbybanshee/status/1742851261467152660

Between Adam Cole taking a manager role whilst he heals up on Wednesday and Mox's Red Hood cosplay on Thursday, WWE fans really are showing they don't understand this magical thing called "context".

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

I don’t know what a red hood is but he does look like a dork IMHO

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Ganso Bomb posted:

I don’t know what a red hood is but he does look like a dork IMHO

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Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
he's the robin who kills people

(maybe damien also kills people idk i haven't kept up with comics in a decade)

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