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Fozzy The Bear posted:From a few pages back, but what is this? I'm in northern California and my Accuweather® forecast isn't going below 40° for the next few weeks. I don't see even a mild cold front coming in. A couple of the forecast model runs from two days ago were predicting the entire west coast would be obliterated by mr freeze, it's not going to happen More importantly, 2024 temperature anomaly is kool aid manning into the chat https://twitter.com/EliotJacobson/status/1743615655117758526/photo/1
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Jan 6, 2024 19:45
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OIL PANIC posted:just glad i got to eat a lotta (edit: cheap!!!) snowcrab before... well, you know...
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Jan 6, 2024 20:00
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OIL PANIC posted:plasticizers? in my foods? "how to stay safer" lol
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Jan 6, 2024 20:12
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OIL PANIC posted:plasticizers? in my foods? quote:A serving of Pizza Hut's Original Cheese Pan Pizza, for example, had half the phthalate levels of a similar pizza from Little Caesars. 
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Jan 6, 2024 20:18
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The problem with too much plastic can be solved with more naturally occurring asbestos in the ocean
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Jan 6, 2024 20:38
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The Oldest Man posted:A couple of the forecast model runs from two days ago were predicting the entire west coast would be obliterated by mr freeze, it's not going to happen *laughing maniacly*
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Jan 6, 2024 20:46
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ikanreed posted:The problem with too much plastic can be solved with more naturally occurring asbestos in the ocean once all the ice and permafrost melts, there will be more ocean. we are already solving the problem.
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Jan 6, 2024 20:49
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need a weather literacy thread
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Jan 6, 2024 20:50
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pls stop sending me this graph
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Jan 6, 2024 20:52
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holy poo poo, pro click "the only descriptions of [giant tortoises] are comparing them to chicken, beef, mutton, and butter, and saying how much better they are than all of those things. no one who'd ever eaten tortoise had ever eaten anything better. and the liver, and the bone marrow, every part of it was unbelievably delicious"
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Jan 6, 2024 20:57
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as you contemplate the multi-variate horrors awaiting us over the next several decades, just remember that through all of it, you'll still have to go to work
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Jan 6, 2024 21:01
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The Oldest Man posted:A couple of the forecast model runs from two days ago were predicting the entire west coast would be obliterated by mr freeze, it's not going to happen it's shaping up to be everything I had dreamed of it being. i'm so proud & tearing up. the chart is growing up healthy and strong 
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Jan 6, 2024 21:02
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you guys, we did it I'm so proud
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Jan 6, 2024 21:02
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Jan 6, 2024 21:11
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RIP Syndrome posted:"how to stay safer" "We tested 100 different brands of canned air to see which one has the least microplastics" soon
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Jan 6, 2024 21:12
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Wakko posted:Biosphere Collapse: we’re gonna get there
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Jan 6, 2024 21:49
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Laterite posted:as you contemplate the multi-variate horrors awaiting us over the next several decades, just remember that through all of it, you'll still have to go to work *Going to work at the biosphere destruction factory, proud, in my lane, absolutely beaming every day as I crush my goals*
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Jan 6, 2024 21:54
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trucutru posted:"We tested 100 different brands of canned air to see which one has the least microplastics" air with bespoke genetically tailored additives that are addictive
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Jan 6, 2024 22:05
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So I guess extinctions will just start coming in waves corresponding with periods of excessive regional daily temperatures, a tough time for anything that cannot migrateLaterite posted:as you contemplate the multi-variate horrors awaiting us over the next several decades, just remember that through all of it, you'll still have to go to work "Did you hear? All the whales died. I'm still gonna need that report, though"
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Jan 6, 2024 22:31
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I can't wait to explain to someone how computer bugs got their name, but as part of it I have to explain what bugs were.
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Jan 6, 2024 22:36
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Salt Fish posted:I can't wait to explain to someone how computer bugs got their name, but as part of it I have to explain what bugs were. If these temperatures are truly "incompatible with organized human society" you'll be explaining what computers were
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Jan 6, 2024 22:39
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OIL PANIC posted:holy poo poo, pro click the fears of nanobots assimilating the world was projection, because part of our great work is turning all biomass into human biomass.
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Jan 6, 2024 22:40
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OIL PANIC posted:just glad i got to eat a lotta (edit: cheap!!!) snowcrab before... well, you know... You could try to eat starfish like the Masaru guy on youtube attempted and regretted. Unfortunately I've tried whale (not on purpose, it was unlabeled at a small native event)and it's the worst thing I've ever had. Like beef soaked in a metallic brine. Do not recommend.
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Jan 6, 2024 22:42
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Rauros posted:the fears of nanobots assimilating the world was projection, because part of our great work is turning all biomass into human biomass. people who always assume projection are projecting
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Jan 6, 2024 22:42
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The Oldest Man posted:A couple of the forecast model runs from two days ago were predicting the entire west coast would be obliterated by mr freeze, it's not going to happen I personally love positive feedback loops
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Jan 6, 2024 22:55
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Jizzny Princess posted:You could try to eat starfish like the Masaru guy on youtube attempted and regretted. OIL PANIC has issued a correction as of 23:56 on Jan 6, 2024 |
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Jan 6, 2024 23:50
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Surely my town full of hills in the PNW has taken a clue from the last few years and invested in serious snow plow efforts. Surely.
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Jan 6, 2024 23:52
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Is there run away global warming or do we need snow plows? Make up your mind!!!!
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Jan 6, 2024 23:54
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You expect me to believe these constantly changing extremes are bad??? I thought you types liked diversity!
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Jan 6, 2024 23:57
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Dokapon Findom posted:Remember when Red Lobster had the all-you-can-eat crab and then they ran out of crab? I got curious about Deadliest Catch and stumbled across a clip where the King crab season was canceled so the crews 'had' to go hunt other species or face financial liquidation. What follows is jubilee over exploiting Pacific Black Cod that are presently not viewed as overfished... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM75TwzHGAg Anyways - Snow Crabs https://apps-st.fisheries.noaa.gov/stocksmart?stockname=Snow%20crab%20-%20Bering%20Sea&stockid=10820 
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Jan 7, 2024 00:18
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Rip Testes posted:I got curious about Deadliest Catch and stumbled across a clip where the King crab season was canceled so the crews 'had' to go hunt other species or face financial liquidation. What follows is jubilee over exploiting Pacific Black Cod that are presently not viewed as overfished... Lol, brilliant. Fish a species that takes 6 years to reach sexual maturity and can live for up to 90 years old. What happened with the crabs definitely won't happen here! I don't understand why this show is still around. At least with Meerkat Manor no species went extinct during the filming of its show.
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Jan 7, 2024 00:29
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:it’s a model from two days ago showing something potentially funny that is unlikely to happen now
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Jan 7, 2024 00:55
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Dokapon Findom posted:Lol this is the exact same thing that happened to the Atlantic cod fishery. Once they fished the cod out the whole structure of that ecosystem reorganized itself (or, "collapsed" is probably a more apt term) so there basically wasn't a place for them anymore in the trophic levels, so the numbers never recovered quote:As the predatory groundfish population declined, a thriving invertebrates fishing industry emerged, snow crab and northern shrimp proliferated, providing the basis for a new initiative that is roughly equivalent in economic value to the cod fishery it replaced.[3] also how is the northern shrimp industry doing?  
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Jan 7, 2024 01:00
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I'm sure Americans will love to eat extremely r selected species that thrive in eutrophicated environments. Jellyfish will absolutely be just as good as crab for red lobster soups
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Jan 7, 2024 01:05
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don't worry there's always more fish in the sea 
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Jan 7, 2024 01:42
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ikanreed posted:I'm sure Americans will love to eat extremely r selected species that thrive in eutrophicated environments. Jellyfish will absolutely be just as good as crab for red lobster soups Uni is a delicacy, everything will be fine.
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Jan 7, 2024 01:50
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Humbly farming mosquitos in the year 2078
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Jan 7, 2024 01:52
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Salt Fish posted:I can't wait to explain to someone how computer bugs got their name, but as part of it I have to explain what bugs were. very optimistic to assume that mosquitoes, ticks, and roaches won't be around in the future sure, everything else will be dead, but those aren't going anywhere
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Rip Testes posted:Anyways - Snow Crabs number goes down...? that can't be right at all. please profit the same chart but with profit. thanks in advance
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