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Jan 5, 2024 19:14
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ponzicar posted:If a lost famous person stepped foot into Garfield Eats, he would have made them his entire personality for months, regardless of what they were famous for. Vermin Supreme would've been able to do the funniest thing possible
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Feels like we are getting closer and closer to Paramount telling him he has to deactivate his Garfield accounts.
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Jan 5, 2024 20:10
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MassRafTer posted:Feels like we are getting closer and closer to Paramount telling him he has to deactivate his Garfield accounts. The WOKE pedophiles will NEVER be able to take away my Garfield accounts! MNEOW!
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Jan 5, 2024 20:18
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Looks like we are entering another "cleanse this bitch of an earth" phase of the Nathen cycle
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MassRafTer posted:Feels like we are getting closer and closer to Paramount telling him he has to deactivate his Garfield accounts. Paramount is busy licensing their crown jewels to rival studios’ streaming services, they’d probably be down for a ParamountEATS Big Cow Lasagna right now.
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steinrokkan posted:Looks like we are entering another "cleanse this bitch of an earth" phase of the Nathen cycle Hope for episode 4 is rising…
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Jan 5, 2024 22:03
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CodfishCartographer posted:https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1743365009684475969?t=QwYiyh0BAkbrJB5NKAKn_A&s=19 We're back.
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MrQwerty posted:give nathen a DMT pen and see what happens the world has enough joe rogans already
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Jan 5, 2024 22:18
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Unsolicited garf dick pics
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Jan 5, 2024 22:26
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I love that his entire identity is brand purity but he can't figure out why the rightsholders might ignore unofficial fan creations, but then go after the world's youngest garfield licensee for posting inappropriate content as a brand ambassador.
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Jan 5, 2024 23:01
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Does he like only ever do Neck Day? That's a bizarrely overdeveloped area compared to everything else.
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tFUCKINGmesis posted:I thought the sauce was butter chicken sauce? I remember that he claimed the lasagna sauce was a bechamel at one point. You could easily make one orange and it would make more sense in the lasagna than... curry?
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Dick Fontaine posted:the world has enough joe rogans already yeah but joe rogan hasn't gone through arabiolosis
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caleb posted:I remember that he claimed the lasagna sauce was a bechamel at one point. You could easily make one orange and it would make more sense in the lasagna than... curry? Yeah, but your trying to think about things making normal sense when it's about Garfeats. ending up with an orange curry sauce on a pizza make perfect nate sense.
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Jan 6, 2024 00:22
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Nathen Mazri is really just Joe Rogan if you think about it
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lmao WHAT IN THE ACTUAL gently caress? WHAT THE gently caress
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Seriously though, I hope those were two parts of the same conversation. Nathen: "Heyo, you seen those big-dicked Garfield cartoons?" Paws Inc. employee: "Yeah. We all know about long dong garfield - oh and about that, please take down your semi-nude selfies"
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Amazon lists it as “out of print”. All you’d need to do is ping him on Twitter and I’m sure stock would be replenished.in short order.
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Mozi posted:i know it's been mentioned before, but i can't remember seeing many books bragging about the selling point of 'UNEDITED!' If I remember right, the book is full of typos and editing mistakes. Several threads ago someone did a full write-up.
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Frank Frank posted:If I remember right, the book is full of typos and editing mistakes. Several threads ago someone did a full write-up. Yeah, most of which have actually been fixed in the "unedited" version - so it actually is the more edited version lmao
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Frank Frank posted:Amazon lists it as “out of print”. All you’d need to do is ping him on Twitter and I’m sure stock would be replenished.in short order. I think he's said there's not many copies left so who knows.
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MassRafTer posted:I think he's said there's not many copies left so who knows. He has abandoned too many of them on random bookstore shelves.
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Blue Moonlight posted:He has abandoned too many of them on random bookstore shelves. The source of this is if I remember right him going to that one bookstore and saying this copy is the last one or some poo poo.
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CodfishCartographer posted:Found the recipe preview, dunno why I couldn't find it yesterday: I like that the secret sauce is just tapenade with some stuff thrown in. Since it's Nathen and there's no recipe for that exact tapenade used in the "recipe", it's some store bought stuff.
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I've decided it's time to blow up my brains and wake the f*ck up! That's right, I'm going to gently caress Garfield!!
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Dick Bastardly posted:I've decided it's time to blow up my brains and wake the f*ck up! That's right, I'm going to gently caress Garfield!! No jumping the queue. Not cool.
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Akratic Method posted:Does he like only ever do Neck Day? That's a bizarrely overdeveloped area compared to everything else. those are traps! they're a back muscle so they get big. to give nathan credit it actually looks like he's been working out and isn't juicing.
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hemale in pain posted:those are traps! they're a back muscle so they get big. to give nathan credit it actually looks like he's been working out and isn't juicing. he’d really be an alright guy if it wasn’t for his horrid personality
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