NFL Late 1-6-2024 GDT: The South Shall Rise Again (Burns Atlanta down)

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Who do you want in the playoffs? This poll is closed.
Texans	12	35.29%
Colts	1	2.94%
Steelers (ewwwww!)	2	5.88%
The Cowboys to somehow lose in embarassing fashion	19	55.88%
Total:	34 votes

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AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

which team has a better chance of winning in KC?

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:08

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 22:24

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

loving STOP OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS PLAYCALLING

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:08

DuhSal: Aug 16, 2004; I will, brother. I promise.; Pillbug

Codependent Poster posted:

I just realized Minshew looks like one of the Young Bucks

Nick maybe

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:08

mllaneza: Apr 28, 2007; Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

Tebow reference out of absolutely nowhere.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:08

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Intruder posted:

Texans are gonna start the next drive with a pair of runs for less than a yard

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:08

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

i hate bobby slowik sometimes

my dude the run IS NOT WORKING

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:08

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Intruder posted:

Texans are gonna start the next drive with a pair of runs for less than a yard

got 2

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:08

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Kirios posted:

loving STOP OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS PLAYCALLING

Prevent (offense)

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:08

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Does Houston know that Arian Foster isn't on the team anymore

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:08

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

DuhSal posted:

Nick maybe

I think it's because that gif reminds me of Merch Freak

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:09

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

AndrewP posted:

which team has a better chance of winning in KC?

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:09

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

welp the colts are gonna win in a blowout

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:10

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Codependent Poster posted:

I think it's because that gif reminds me of Merch Freak

Minshew's telling the Texans to eff off out of this son of a b

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:10

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

AndrewP posted:

which team has a better chance of winning in KC?

Texans if they�re in Good Team Mode

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:10

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Benne posted:

Does Houston know that Arian Foster isn't on the team anymore

Long gone are the glory days of Vonta Leach and Owen Daniels blocking. Kevin Walter was there too.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:10

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Man it�s�still a really good year but it�s gonna be such a massive bummer to miss the playoffs.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:10

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

THROW AN IN CUT ovER THE MIDDLE YOU DUmb SHITS

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:10

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Goddamn that tackle

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:10

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Please come back Streichen we miss you so much

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:10

AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

he got JAckd Up

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:10

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; Can't post for 12 hours!; Illegal Hen

What's the playoff implications if this game ends in a tie?

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:11

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

These commercials are starting to make me realize that capitalism was maybe a bad idea.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:11

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

H. Jon Pigeonman?

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:11

DuhSal: Aug 16, 2004; I will, brother. I promise.; Pillbug

Codependent Poster posted:

I think it's because that gif reminds me of Merch Freak

I can see it!

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:11

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Android Apocalypse posted:

What's the playoff implications if this game ends in a tie?

the Steelers get in

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:11

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Coach McPigeon

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:11

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Android Apocalypse posted:

What's the playoff implications if this game ends in a tie?

Comedy

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:12

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Android Apocalypse posted:

What's the playoff implications if this game ends in a tie?

BOth team out unless jags lose

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:12

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Android Apocalypse posted:

What's the playoff implications if this game ends in a tie?

8th slot added to AFC by confiscating it from the eagles

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:12

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Lights may be a bit too bright for CJ

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:13

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Android Apocalypse posted:

What's the playoff implications if this game ends in a tie?

Pittsburgh clinches, both teams are out if Jacksonville wins

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:13

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

AndrewP posted:

which team has a better chance of winning in KC?

KC is capable of losing to...or beating if they don't gently caress up too much...anyone I'm pretty sure.

Like put Carolina in the AFC as their opponent and I wouldn't be totally confident.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:13

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

CapnAndy posted:

8th slot added to AFC by confiscating it from the eagles

Let�s just remove the AFC North teams, nobody will miss them

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:13

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; Can't post for 12 hours!; Illegal Hen

Taylor Takeover Time

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:14

Barudak: May 7, 2007

I think weve returned to running the ball

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:14

ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:14

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Yeah I�m feelin� real defeated right now.

Nothing screams hopelessness for a game then watching your team give up 6-10 yards per run play.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:14

trilljester: Dec 7, 2004; The People's Tight End.

Benne posted:

Serious answer: Both teams are out and Pittsburgh clinches

That would be a lol. Maybe a lmao too

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:14

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

uh DeMeco now is the time to make an adjustment

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:14

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 22:24

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

colts can just hand it off to taylor every play and win going away

# ? Jan 7, 2024 04:14

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