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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Cosmik Debris posted:

Aren't huge fluctuations in weight really hard on your liver and heart? I know he had a team of people and doctors working with him for these roles...but still. I think I'm happy to just be a normal guy who's not a movie star.

Matt Damon was hoping that Courage Under Fire would be his big break. His character was a soldier who later gets addicted to heroin so to show his dedication to the part he buffed up for the soldier scenes and then got incredibly skinny for the junkie scenes. He says that not only did nobody really care about his performance, a doctor told him his body had started to eat his own heart to prevent starvation and he was sort of close to a heart attack in his twenties.

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The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Kit Walker posted:

My hot tip is working a physically demanding job so you can eat basically whatever and not gain weight. Make sure you save up money for the piles of medical bills you’ll probably accrue later!

The best part of this strat is not having the energy to do anything but make dinner, watch TV for an hour, and then sleep until it's time for work again every day.

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


The ultimate fidget device that makes all your problems disappear: a gun.



Cursed trigger discipline

Ogma
Jun 6, 2003

Let the festivities commence!

Waffle! posted:

The ultimate fidget device that makes all your problems disappear: a gun.


:911:

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




I’m not from a country with a gun fetish so please excuse my ignorance but “short position with pending orders” does not sound like a part of a gun, what is happening here

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Great!

So what do we do with it? Iradiate it? Eat poo poo to poison it? Or just cut it out?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Regular old Chinglish

Cosmik Debris
Sep 12, 2006

The idea of a place being called "Chuck's Suck & Fuck" is, first of all, a little hard to believe
Engrish

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Yeah but for what

What part of a gun can be mangled into that mistranslation

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Slide lock release

When the magazine is empty the slide locks to the back after firing the last round. The release allows the slide to go forward again, usually after inserting a new magazine.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

History Comes Inside! posted:

Yeah but for what

What part of a gun can be mangled into that mistranslation

that’s a pretty standard arbitrage tactic. probably got copy/pasted from the wrong part of their seller enticement docs

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Robert Facepalmer
Jan 10, 2019


Opiate remaster lookin' lit.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

:angel:

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

By popular demand posted:

In the Outer Worlds universe people enjoy Cystipig meat since you don't have to slaughter the beast, the tasty meat tumors grow and fall off on they're own!

I've heard this one before.

(That cover is probably a touch too horny so I'm linking it.)

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

History Comes Inside! posted:

I’m not from a country with a gun fetish so please excuse my ignorance but “short position with pending orders” does not sound like a part of a gun, what is happening here

You can short shares in individual gun now! So if you want to go on a mass shooting and are to lazy, but have investment money, you can simple invest in other peoples guns and wait until the day you get your sweet, sweet shooting victim dividends!

Wall street and mass shootings together at last!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




One banana, first one there gets it.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

BastardAus posted:

Get a bicycle. A cheap one off the Internet or the dump. As soon as you can do a reasonable amount of distance and hills compared to when you started (<= 6 months), get a nice one.
You won't want to not use it, at least in my experience.

Agreed

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Drone_Fragger posted:

I still have two litres of nog in the fridge. I have no idea what to do with it now. I may try freezing it.
I think you should respect his culture's traditions.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Scratch Monkey posted:

a doctor told him his body had started to eat his own heart to prevent starvation

Did he go and see Dr Nick??

Helluva
Feb 7, 2011


Helluva
Feb 7, 2011


History Comes Inside! posted:

I’m not from a country with a gun fetish so please excuse my ignorance but “short position with pending orders” does not sound like a part of a gun, what is happening here



Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Cartoon Man posted:



One banana, first one there gets it.

Night shift gets screwed again! :argh:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

:nws:

https://i.imgur.com/yaDOGBL.jpeg

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

:wow:

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

OMFG FURRY posted:

meat, hair, sometimes even teeth!

Also nails. I hear some have even grown eyeballs

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

caspergers posted:

Also nails. I hear some have even grown eyeballs

You're thinking of babies

Remarkably similar

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Waffle! posted:

The ultimate fidget device that makes all your problems disappear: a gun.



Cursed trigger discipline



i prefer to give my kids a knife fidget spinner, not a gun fidget spinner

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

When you give a kid a gun fidget spinner this is what they grow into:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6cDTVKHsek

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

McGavin posted:

When you give a kid a gun fidget spinner this is what they grow into:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6cDTVKHsek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_TgsVlky3U

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

I prefer the original motion capture actor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1Bv9y1rnrY

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Revolver Ocelot

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


McGavin posted:

When you give a kid a gun fidget spinner this is what they grow into:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6cDTVKHsek

But how else could I experience :ocelot: THE THRILL OF RELOADING :ocelot: while in an airport lobby :confused:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

What do you even call this? Coweeaboy? Weeaposse?

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Nenonen posted:

What do you even call this? Coweeaboy? Weeaposse?

Badass.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Nenonen posted:

What do you even call this? Coweeaboy? Weeaposse?

Rawhide Kobayashi

Psychotic Puggle
May 21, 2012

When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash!
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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Nenonen posted:

What do you even call this? Coweeaboy? Weeaposse?

Little Dick Energy.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Psychotic Puggle posted:

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