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PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Doing an Uncut Gems parlay on Bears-Packers being hilarious

Gimmie over 4.5 turnovers
Over 0.5 muffed punts
Over 2.5 bailout defensive penalties on 3rd down
Over 0.5 blocked FGs
Over 0.5 blocked punts
Over 0.5 special teams TDs
Over 0.5 D-line touchdowns

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 18:23

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/jamespalmertv/status/1744104919093633207?s=46

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:23

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

fartknocker posted:

yes because gently caress the Cowboys

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:23

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

bears

bearsbearsbears

BEARS

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:24

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

PostNouveau posted:

Doing an Uncut Gems parlay on Bears-Packers being hilarious

Gimmie over 4.5 turnovers
Over 0.5 muffed punts
Over 2.5 bailout defensive penalties on 3rd down
Over 0.5 blocked FGs
Over 0.5 blocked punts
Over 0.5 special teams TDs
Over 0.5 D-line touchdowns

this is definitely a proxy for "funny game" :lol:

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Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Kalli posted:

Am I gonna even bother pretending to root for Washington now?

... nah

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

what nfl announce team would you want to commentate your sex life, for my money its kevin harlan, by a lot

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:25

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Mega64 posted:

then Tucker's record-setting FG against the Lions.

I thought this was a safe space, Scott. :|

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:25

Tayter Swift: Nov 18, 2002; Pillbug

i dont even want the niners to bother starting their coach today

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:25

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/jamespalmertv/status/1744104919093633207?s=46

can't hear poo poo, did he just retire?

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:26

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

I bet it's going to be basically a home game for the Cowboys.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:26

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

bean mom posted:

what nfl announce team would you want to commentate your sex life, for my money its kevin harlan, by a lot

Al Michaels is a good choice if you already like having a disinterested drunk watch.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:26

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Game defeated by the wind, everybody go home.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:26

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Takes No Damage posted:

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:26

Space Jam: Jul 22, 2008

bean mom posted:

what nfl announce team would you want to commentate your sex life, for my money its kevin harlan, by a lot

al michaels

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:26

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

both my cable games are nfc east, theyre inescapable

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:26

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

bean mom posted:

what nfl announce team would you want to commentate your sex life, for my money its kevin harlan, by a lot

I want japanese wrestling announcers.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:27

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006

Codependent Poster posted:

lol yeah so they faked it from a kneeldown

Hope the TD was worth it because from here on out everyone is gonna be going at them hard on every kneeldown

That reminds me of Greg Schiano and how he had his D linemen go after the offense's legs on every kneeldown. I think Arthur Smith is right and that it was a dirty play. The Saints were up by 24 with about a minute left, they had the game won regardless. Calling a running play is only going to get someone injured. It won't change the outcome of the game.

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brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015

Why did the bears elect to receive the opening kickoff??

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:27

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

The Scocto box!

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:27

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

bean mom posted:

both my cable games are nfc east, theyre inescapable

yep

but being in an nfc east market this makes sense

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:27

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

First snap of Bears/Packers is a slip and fall. Appropriate

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:27

Failson: Sep 2, 2018; Fun Shoe

fishing with the fam posted:

bears

bearsbearsbears

BEARS

Bears.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:28

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

kiimo posted:

can't hear poo poo, did he just retire?

He's just gonna hit free agency. He might very well be back in Tennessee, but chances are good he's going elsewhere depending on how things shake out.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:28

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

bean mom posted:

what nfl announce team would you want to commentate your sex life, for my money its kevin harlan, by a lot

Al Michaels making prop bets of some sort and being bored other than that is what I would deserve.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:28

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

brugroffil posted:

Why did the bears elect to receive the opening kickoff??

they want the ball and they're going to score

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:28

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Begrudgingly watching this Bears/Packers game even though I know how it's going to end

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maruhkati: Sep 29, 2021; NAZ REID

Cole Kmet, Comet Elk.

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Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

gently caress the cowboys

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Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Ordered 2 lbs of chicken wings despite the fact I'm going to miss the Sunday Might game.

Fritha seems indifferent.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:29

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Begrudgingly watching this Bears/Packers game even though I know how it's going to end

Bears victory, 28-24.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:29

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Little c clownball in Washington.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:30

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Grittybeard posted:

Al Michaels making prop bets of some sort and being bored other than that is what I would deserve.

"the game is already over but some of you may find that last play very interesting!!!"

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:30

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

fishing with the fam posted:

bears

bearsbearsbears

BEARS

https://youtu.be/aZZHBxM70OI

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:30

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

bean mom posted:

both my cable games are nfc east, theyre inescapable

Same. What a wonderful world we live in, friend.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:30

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

haha, the official in the cards game just slowly shuffled almost a full yard on that spot to give the cards the 1st.

:nice:

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:30

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

fishing with the fam posted:

Bears victory, 28-24.

The Bears could be leading by 17 at the start of the 4th quarter and I would still be convinced they'd lose. These games almost always start good for the Bears and then they blow it late.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:30