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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Week 18 Sunday GDT - The Final Redzone
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WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

 Hahaha FLY EAGLES FLY

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Quiet Feet posted:

People saying we should fire Sirianni and Patricia, but why fire Patricia when you could instead have him executed by firing squad at half tine?

Many people are saying this

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Oh my god they’re completely cooked, fire everyone

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 fire him now

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Gadzuko
Feb 14, 2005
 Eagles are powerfully incompetent on third down

And in general, but third down especially

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Gully Foyle
Feb 29, 2008

 Eagles should just rest starters now

And then Cowboys should also rest starters.

And the lions should take the 2 seed

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
The Eagles might be trying to get Seriani fired.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
oh my god tyrod that defense has families

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


 hey

Eagles

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
 Giants leading 24-0 before halftime :stare:

If the Lions hadn't won earlier today the Cowboys could just pull their starters in the second half if they wanted.

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Eagles.....................

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Quiet Feet posted:

People saying we should fire Sirianni and Patricia, but why fire Patricia when you could instead have him executed by firing squad at half tine?
Legit confused why you have Johnson and Desai surviving

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
the eagles currently have a negative point differential on the season

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Gadzuko
Feb 14, 2005
 Just bench all the starters. Time to give up on this one (the season, I mean)

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pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


 matt patricia defense in full force today

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

 lol Jesus the Eagles have imploded so bad

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
"This is a total busted coverage."

In a Matt Patricia defense?!

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

 Big blue wrecking crew!!!

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007

WalletBeef posted:

Hahaha FLY EAGLES FLY
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Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
hot diggity what is going on here lmao

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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Is there any precedent for the thing that's going on with the Eagles

I can't remember anything like it

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Very nice for a first catch of the season.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
lol loving eagles

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The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Giants doing their part

Pick up the slack, Washington

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 eagles getting dominated by the tyrod taylor giants lmao

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 no it’s not, scott

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
the cardinals have secretly changed places with the eagles

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Chillmatic
Jul 25, 2003

always seeking to survive and flourish
E A G L E S

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TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS



 Was Desai really that bad? Before duties were handed to Fat Matt, that is.

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Bigger implosion, Jags or Eagles?

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014

Chillmatic posted:

E A G L E S
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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I was in camp “fire the coordinators but Sirianni deserves another year” before this half

He’s gotta go too

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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

maruhkati posted:

The worst thing about this Bears' hot streak is we're seeing a few of the more hardcore Fields truthers return.

Not nearly as many as there used to be - most are looking at Caleb Williams - but still.

Caleb Williams is literally if Justin Fields was smaller and slower, if you think Fields is secretly awful you're in for a rude awakening next year

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pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


 seriously fire matt patricia before the playoffs. wtf eagles? from week 15:

pmchem posted:

patricia sucks. i had entirely forgotten he wasn't banished to some c-tier pats assistant job

eagles gonna regret this
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
The Giants score has me thinking of a famous quote by Joe Thornton :jackin:

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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Was Desai really that bad? Before duties were handed to Fat Matt, that is.

He got fired from Chicago

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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

 die eagles die

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014

Dr_Strangelove posted:

die eagles die
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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Was Desai really that bad? Before duties were handed to Fat Matt, that is.
He was bad but better than this

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