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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Last SNF GDT! Bills@Dolphins! AFC East Showdown of Ultimate Showdown!
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What if instead of the AFC East....
We put three more teams in New York?
we have two, TWO NFC Easts?
We just ignore them?
All AFCE Teams coached by Bill Belichek as one mega team?
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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
That was a pathetic effort to get in the RedZone by the receiver. Zero situational awareness.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 so it turns out one of these teams are playing the peacock game

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
Gonna program Siri to tell me that I lead the league in touchdown passes

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

Vertical Lime posted:

so it turns out one of these teams are playing the peacock game

Makes sense, hiding AFC East football from God's eyes

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Vertical Lime posted:

so it turns out one of these teams are playing the peacock game

i hope its the dolphins so it'll be on my local tv and I don't need to go :filez:

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Kalli posted:

What a stick by the Safety:

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1744189217314320897

Unreal play. Scrub through the video frame by frame slowly and it looks like a sure touchdown until Baker teleports

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
WHY WOULD YOU PUT THE poo poo-rear end EAGLES ON MONDAY NIGHT

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011
 lol you really though rams lions was the best game

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

 bucs/eagles is MNF :sickos:

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

fartknocker posted:

i hope its the dolphins so it'll be on my local tv and I don't need to go :filez:

But then you won't get to hear about all the wonderful programming on Peacock, the most popular streaming service in three counties nationwide

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 getting swifties to fork over 6 bux

very smart

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Whomever wins Eagles - Buccaneers is meat, so might as well give them the least rest before the divisional round.

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Space Jam posted:

bucs/eagles is MNF :sickos:

clownball lives

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

CapnAndy posted:

WHY WOULD YOU PUT THE poo poo-rear end EAGLES ON MONDAY NIGHT

Everything else is concluded by that point, might as well finish with a foregone conclusion!

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Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

 ugh gently caress Peacock

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

 the country deserves to watch the eagles get shithoused by the bucs in primetime

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

CapnAndy posted:

WHY WOULD YOU PUT THE poo poo-rear end EAGLES ON MONDAY NIGHT

Because there's no Thursday Night game

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 bucs/eagles get the monday night slot :geno:

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 Sirianni's presser clip was such generic poo poo. That dude is hosed.

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 Do you know how to get up Nick? Your team has been dead men walking for over a month now.

Looks like you're staying down.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Black Lighter posted:

But then you won't get to hear about all the wonderful programming on Peacock, the most popular streaming service in three counties nationwide

I mean, I'm probably gonna watch the game, but I'd like to do so in the easiest way possible (Just turning on my TV) rather than watching it on my laptop and thus slowing down my GDT shitposting

i ain't paying for peacock

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 I think Eagles vs Buccs is a Manningcast as least

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 Bucs/Eagles should be played tomorrow and should be untelevised

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abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002

shyduck posted:

bucs/eagles get the monday night slot :geno:

pretty sure the nfl scheduled that game for monday to give the starting qb as much time as possible to recover.

mariotta vs trask just...wouldn't be the same.

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

 I know the Eagles are collapsing faster than a neutron star but do youse really expect the team that put up 9 points against the Panthers to shithouse them

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

shyduck posted:

Bucs/Eagles should be played tomorrow and should be untelevised

They should just announce the Bucs won in a non-televised contest that took place in Puerto Rico.

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Space Jam posted:

bucs/eagles is MNF :sickos:

:sickos: :sickos: :sickos:

Alaois posted:

I know the Eagles are collapsing faster than a neutron star but do youse really expect the team that put up 9 points against the Panthers to shithouse them

No but it would be hilarious

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Parallax
Jan 14, 2006

Alaois posted:

I know the Eagles are collapsing faster than a neutron star but do youse really expect the team that put up 9 points against the Panthers to shithouse them

they should both forfeit

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

Alaois posted:

I know the Eagles are collapsing faster than a neutron star but do youse really expect the team that put up 9 points against the Panthers to shithouse them

yes because it’s the funniest outcome so it’s what i’m rooting for

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

TheKingslayer posted:

I think Eagles vs Buccs is a Manningcast as least

Yeah, they'll do that game aside from the normal Buck/Aikman telecast

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

shyduck posted:

Bucs/Eagles should be played tomorrow and should be untelevised

Just do a coin toss. Winner moves on. Loser takes the Cowboys playoff spot.

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

fartknocker posted:

I mean, I'm probably gonna watch the game, but I'd like to do so in the easiest way possible (Just turning on my TV) rather than watching it on my laptop and thus slowing down my GDT shitposting

i ain't paying for peacock

Picture-in-picture is a pro move for shitposting tho

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Alaois posted:

I know the Eagles are collapsing faster than a neutron star but do youse really expect the team that put up 9 points against the Panthers to shithouse them

yes

I can see Baker having a great day against that defense

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 Rams / Lions is such a fascinating game. No surprise that it’s getting the marquee spot.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 read somewhere that espn/abc was guaranteed a 4 vs 5 wild card game

like brady's last ride last year

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 I think an important question to ask is... what are the odds the Buccaneers/Eagles winner doesn't get to go from MNF to the Saturday afternoon divisional game?

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

fartknocker posted:

Yeah, they'll do that game aside from the normal Buck/Aikman telecast

We'll get to see Peyton die visibly on television due to lovely QB play one last time this season :sickos:

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biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


 sirianni sounds like a dumbass in that press clip

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003

Alaois posted:

I know the Eagles are collapsing faster than a neutron star but do youse really expect the team that put up 9 points against the Panthers to shithouse them
Yes

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Black Lighter posted:

Picture-in-picture is a pro move for shitposting tho



yes, but it's not peak shitposting, which is what the playoffs are about

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