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Helluva
Feb 7, 2011


cruft posted:

I have to admin I haven't been keeping up with this. So I found their web site:



Boy, I just can't imagine why people aren't lining up to pay money for the character customization part of the game that happens before you get to play the tutorial level.

Paying that much for famine :(

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TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.

Trainee PornStar posted:

I only use crypto to buy weed so losing credentials would not be that big of a deal but some peoples lives would be ruined.

When I used to do cell phone repair, I had a guy come in with a bootlooping iPhone, the fix for that usually being to do a hard reset on it.

He wouldn’t let me, since that was the only place he had the credentials for his crypto stored (I think he said something like $40,000 worth), and presumably not backed up to iCloud.

Honestly, a cell phone with no backup is probably the worst place to store something like that. At least make an encrypted iTunes backup and back that up in one or more extra places.

RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.


dr_rat posted:

and the Ancient Egyptians just carved their bitcoin keys onto big old stone blocks. lol.

Look Upon My Charts, Ye Mighty, And Hodl

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

PhazonLink posted:

that seems amazingly lazy and generic "anime" even among nft poo poo.

also whats the basic fundamental gameplay even? a quick searchengine search says its a browser based story game and "tasks" are done to advance the story or some poo poo. its like they took simple english wikipedia on MMOs and did it a few more times.

From what I can you look at a Where's Waldo picture and click on hidden objects, then if you own expensive-enough NFTs they give you lore text when you click on them. And only the 3 people who hold the most expensive NFTs can get all of the lore text. I think that's literally the whole game.

e: Oh yeah, sometimes you have to solve captchas too.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Trainee PornStar posted:

I only use crypto to buy weed so losing credentials would not be that big of a deal but some peoples lives would be ruined.

I think for anyone who has a life-ruining-amount-to-lose invested in crypto, their lives are already ruined.

Helluva
Feb 7, 2011


PurpleXVI posted:

I think for anyone who has a life-ruining-amount-to-lose invested in crypto, their lives are already ruined.

:five:

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Vesi posted:

"last night i bought 5 usb sticks and 2 waterproof boxes, i put the box inside of the other box then the 5 usb sticks in the middle of the box, afterwards i went into my backyard and dug a hole underneath the bird fountain,"

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1465634.0

"so there we have it, I buried a total of 5 bitcoins, i plan to keep it there for 20 years."

:lol:

I think we've all had USB sticks spontaneously die while sitting in a drawer. Now add a bunch of daily and seasonal thermal cycling into the mix, possibly with significant humidity inside that airtight box, and see how many of those drives are still working in one year, let along twenty.

I'm actually kind of tempted to do the experiment; I have some spare flash drives, a tupperware I wouldn't mind sacrificing, and a backyard.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
I had a survivalist roommate and you would be surprised how much stuff doesn't survive being vacuum sealed and buried for awhile unless you are insane about removing any trace of oxygen and/or moisture before sealing it up.

The temperature variations are not good too so you need to bury poo poo like 4-5 feet down or more.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Desert Bus posted:

I had a survivalist roommate and you would be surprised how much stuff doesn't survive being vacuum sealed and buried for awhile unless you are insane about removing any trace of oxygen and/or moisture before sealing it up

I am sorry to inform you that your roommate would not have survived being vacuum-sealed and buried even if you had removed all the oxygen from them first.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
is that one coiner thats trying to find a hardrive in a landfill still trying to find the HD?

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
No they were more the "I wonder if this actually works? I would die in like a day in a real situation." sort of person. They just liked trying things.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
They made it solo for like a week and a half deep into the Bitterroot Range so uhhh... smart but crazy.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
Waking up and discovering the kitchen was covered with a new layer of maps is 100% better than finding out my roommate is a coiner.

Helluva
Feb 7, 2011


Is Bitcoin still not viable for daily transactions? (groceries?)

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Helluva posted:

Is Bitcoin still not viable for daily transactions? (groceries?)

Well first you have to move your birdbath and get a shovel...

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Desert Bus posted:

Waking up and discovering the kitchen was covered with a new layer of maps is 100% better than finding out my roommate is a coiner.

Your roommate is a coiner

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Even if Bitcoin sees mass adoption it will absolutely never be viable for everyday purchases like groceries due to the volatile nature of its value. No one wants to go drop bitcoin on $200 worth of groceries when that same volume of bitcoin might be worth $300 next week, and no vendor wants to accept $200 worth of bitcoin for products when that same volume of bitcoin might be worth $100 by the time they cash it out. It's just plain unworkable as a currency. It functions only as a form of peer2peer gambling, nothing else.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

...! posted:

Your roommate is a coiner

Ex-roommate and also God told him crypto is a scam and you should invest in knowledge and experience instead.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Helluva posted:

Is Bitcoin still not viable for daily transactions? (groceries?)

Even aside from the volatility, transactions sometimes simply fail and regularly take several minutes to process. Imagine the person in front of you at the checkout counter taking five minutes for their payment to process.

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

Helluva posted:

Is Bitcoin still not viable for daily transactions? (groceries?)
It is not only still not viable, it is fundamentally incapable of being so not only because of its volatile nature but also the protocol itself does not scale. Visa does like a literal trillion transactions a year. That's just one card company.

dphi
Jul 9, 2001

Trainee PornStar posted:

When I got divorced & my ex kept all my stuff, ID included, I managed to get my accounts, driving licence, passport, etc.. & life back.
It took a bloody long time & was all sorts of hassle but was not impossible.

I only use crypto to buy weed so losing credentials would not be that big of a deal but some peoples lives would be ruined.

Buying weed with crypto sounds terrible, I'm very curious to hear more about how you ended up in this situation.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
Is there even enough value tied up in crypto to handle the day to day cash churn that takes place with normal currency?

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



gay picnic defence posted:

Is there even enough value tied up in crypto to handle the day to day cash churn that takes place with normal currency?

This is a surprisingly relevant question.

On paper, the question makes no sense because a Bitcoin transaction really is akin to a pure cash transfer. The only currency involved is the one changing hands.

However, since the protocol cannot and will not ever operate at a rate that will work for that, the only way Bitcoin transactions can actually be done at scale is with some non-bitcoin intermediary (e.g. The Lightning Network). I believe that these intermediaries do indeed have to deal with cash churn and other stuff like that, and I'm pretty sure the answer is lol, not even remotely close.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

The answer is a touch more complicated than that, since the coiner answer is that it doesn't matter because bitcoin is infinitely divisible. If you only had 1BTC in circulation you could hypothetically divide it to the point that a car cost .00000000001 BTC and an apple cost .00000000000000001 BTC. Or however that works out with how many orders of magnitude are between a Honda and a granny smith.

In reality that kind of '1 bitcoin is worth 1 bitcoin' answer is bullshit because we exist in a world with multiple currencies and BTC is 1) inevitably denominated in something else as well and 2) used for speculation because it's an inherently deflationary currency plus all the idiot mania surrounding it.

So, yes, the real answer is lol no it's not feasible for daily use because of a million problems that have been beaten to death in this thread many times. But there's a theoretical way to use it that coiners always fall back on.

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

gay picnic defence posted:

Is there even enough value tied up in crypto to handle the day to day cash churn that takes place with normal currency?

No in a thousand ways.

Such as "in which crypto?"

See there's a million of these and plenty are created overnight, get hacked, rugpull, etc. There's no "this one is the one we use for money" concept.

There are faster and cheaper transaction Blockchains (Solana for one does thousands of transactions a second for fractions of a penny, see Solanabeach.com to watch a dumb incremental counter of live transactions) and none of that provides any answers to the issue I mentioned above.

Not to mention a strong chance your attempt at paying with crypto is frontrun by a bot and your $8 big mac purchase costs you between $16 and all of your money depending on if your wallet was hacked from trying to transact or a billion other problems .

Helluva
Feb 7, 2011


Imagine going bankrupt because you copied a different address.

How come they never implemented something better than copying a Google suggested password?

Helluva fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Jan 8, 2024

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

The first thing to understand is that with crypto what's implemented isn't a payment system so much as an ideology. You're wrapping a payment system around a certain set of core beliefs that are basically non-negotiable -- anonymity, irreversibility, decentralization, lack of social trust. "What if the Byzantine General problem, but it's everyone I've ever met and instead of setting the world ablaze and starting fresh I want to build an economic system where I cannot trust any particular actor?" It's a tortured system for paying people if you have a tortured view of the world.

Everything grows from that germ of an idea. No sane payments system would use a write-once ledger that cannot ever be modified. No sane payments system would fight any centralization tooth and nail. No payments system would state as a general principle that no one can be trusted and so we use mathematical conceits to force consensus. And that's the heart of its origins, it doesn't even touch upon the insane grifter and overnight-wealth culture that glommed onto it like a sucker fish to a diseased narwhal with the attractive force of a black hole pulling in a neutron star.

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

Helluva posted:

Imagine going bankrupt because you copied a different address.

How come they never implemented something better than copying a Google suggested password?

All of cryptocurrency can be summed up as "garbage in, garbage out".

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Helluva posted:

How come they never implemented something better than copying a Google suggested password?

The Holy Whitepaper sprang fully-formed from the forehead of Great Satoshi, perfect and immutable, and Bitcoin can never be changed or updated.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Except when it is but that was because Satoshi whispered into the ears of the people doing the changes that convenienced them that it was okay.

Helluva
Feb 7, 2011


vortmax posted:

The Holy Whitepaper sprang fully-formed from the forehead of Great Satoshi, perfect and immutable, and Bitcoin can never be changed or updated.

Prank of the millenium.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



It still just seems to boil down to a central The Emperor's New Clothes problem. There is no inherent value to anything in crytpo, so it's just a neverending spiral of pretending it does in new and dumber ways. Just because people threw money at a big box of nothing does not mean the nothing has any intrinsic value.

I really don't like seeing traditional finance getting anywhere near it, because at any moment it could just collapse. I mean, outside of crime, what actual use does it serve beyond underpinning delusional get-rich-quick schemes?

TaurusTorus
Mar 27, 2010

Grab the bullshit by the horns

Cyrano4747 posted:

The answer is a touch more complicated than that, since the coiner answer is that it doesn't matter because bitcoin is infinitely divisible. If you only had 1BTC in circulation you could hypothetically divide it to the point that a car cost .00000000001 BTC and an apple cost .00000000000000001 BTC. Or however that works out with how many orders of magnitude are between a Honda and a granny smith.

In reality that kind of '1 bitcoin is worth 1 bitcoin' answer is bullshit because we exist in a world with multiple currencies and BTC is 1) inevitably denominated in something else as well and 2) used for speculation because it's an inherently deflationary currency plus all the idiot mania surrounding it.

So, yes, the real answer is lol no it's not feasible for daily use because of a million problems that have been beaten to death in this thread many times. But there's a theoretical way to use it that coiners always fall back on.

The bitcoin isn't infinitely divisible, the smallest unit of bitcoin is 0.00000001, this is important because when it goes TO THE MOON and the smallest unit is a brazillian dollars the former nocoiners won't be able to do any transactions, so be sure to buy now so you can transact in the bitcoin future.

edit: the smallest unit of bitcoin is a "satoshi", so that's fun.

TaurusTorus fucked around with this message at 08:24 on Jan 8, 2024

Tamba
Apr 5, 2010

Helluva posted:

Is Bitcoin still not viable for daily transactions? (groceries?)


well...

shame on an IGA posted:

ooo been a while since I looked at this analysis

current network hashrate is around 500,000,000 terahash/second

the most efficient miner available runs 110 Th/s at 3.25 Kw power consumption

The entire network if running on only the best available hardware has an instantaneous power draw of 14.77 terawatts

~One block per 10 minutes, ~2,000 transactions per block

1,231 Kwh per transaction,

roughly 1.1 - 1.5 tons of coal per transaction

note these numbers are lower bounds

Helluva
Feb 7, 2011


Tamba posted:

well...

You have got to be kidding me.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I really don't like seeing traditional finance getting anywhere near it, because at any moment it could just collapse. I mean, outside of crime, what actual use does it serve beyond underpinning delusional get-rich-quick schemes?

Hey traditional finance likes it's crime and get rich quick schemes! And I mean money laundering they like, if they get some money off it, and their not actually involved in any part of it that could get them into trouble.

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
those numbers were a bit off

shame on an IGA posted:

yeah I'm off by 3 zeroes, corrected below


quote:

ooo been a while since I looked at this analysis

current network hashrate is around 500,000,000 terahash/second

the most efficient miner available runs 110 Th/s at 3.25 Kw power consumption

The entire network if running on only the best available hardware has an instantaneous power draw of 14.77 gigawatts

~One block per 10 minutes, ~2,000 transactions per block

1.231 Kwh per transaction,

roughly 2.5-3 pounds of coal per transaction

note these numbers are lower bounds

also bitcoin is literally going to the moon https://bitcoinmagazine.com/culture/bitmex-to-send-physical-bitcoin-to-the-moon

spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



If you aren’t creating the actual cryptocurrency and instead buying somebody else’s currency, then you are a loving idiot.

And when I say create, I don’t mean to loving mine someone else’s poo poo.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

spunkshui posted:

If you aren’t creating the actual cryptocurrency and instead buying somebody else’s currency, then you are a loving idiot.

And when I say create, I don’t mean to loving mine someone else’s poo poo.

This is the sentiment of an absolute troglodyte. As a crypto enthusiast, I am very familiar with the principles of cryptography, and one of the central principles is that you are much better off adopting a tried-and-tested cryptographic standard than attempting to make your own. Similarly, you are much more likely to go to the moon by investing in a coin designed by experts to be a lucrative investment. Personally, I chose to invest most of my assets into SafeMoon, which if you aren’t aware, is a project designed from the ground-up such that it is technologically impossible for it to be a scam. It can only go up. I’ve been letting that investment mature for a while, I think I’ll go check on it now! Have fun staying poor.

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Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

oh no

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