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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


https://www.twitter.com/AmoneyResists/status/1744098714266849721?s=20

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TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Biden engaged in Insurrection?

Uhhhh, how?

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

My insurrection is in Florida, you've never met her. We did like 20 insurrections last weekend.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

kazil posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1744444273578127401
worth a watch, this guy gets clowned on so hard
at 19 seconds when he says "thank you" his right eye crosses while his left eye stays still. i've watched it a dozen times and it's loving spooky poo poo. if this was a movie there'd be a music sting

InsertPotPun fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Jan 8, 2024

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


J6 was actually biden trying to stop the count so he wouldn't win the presidency.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

TulliusCicero posted:

Biden engaged in Insurrection?

Uhhhh, how?

Republicans have no valid reason to take Biden off the ballot, or impeach him, so they are trying to say that his border policy is an insurrection.

otter
Jul 23, 2007

Ask me about my XCOM and controller collection

word.

Toxic Mental posted:

Oh hell no, he's already calling her playground names. The only person he hasn't called names is Kari Lake and Stefanik so it'll be one of them.

I mean I can also just imagine him not naming a VP because he doesn't trust anyone or something.

I live South of Portland and it's been famous for its bum population for as long as I've been alive.

When I was a kid it was "oh, Burnside Bums" etc and then my mom got an apartment right off Burnside. We went and stayed a week with her and it was like, no big deal. Even as a doughy 15 year old it felt extremely safe. We walked to the theater and saw 12 Monkeys for $1.50 after dark. Same trip we ran into Art from Everclear coming out of a vintage clothing store, and that was right after Sparkle and Fade came out and Santa Monica was blowing up the radio.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

TulliusCicero posted:

Biden engaged in Insurrection?

Uhhhh, how?

I get the distinct feeling that 'ol poo poo-fer-brains there doesn't know what an insurrection is but knows it's something bad that we shouldn't do, like be racist or kill people. Don't know why we don't do it, we just don't!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

This is why you don't go on national television without being adequately prepped. The questions are obvious and you can rehearse canned answers to them

ryde
Sep 9, 2011

God I love young girls

TulliusCicero posted:

Biden engaged in Insurrection?

Uhhhh, how?

Probably referring to the current talking point that Biden is intentionally letting migrants through the border illegally, given that he mentioned Texas. The right likes to call it an "invasion" so its not much of a leap for them to go to "he's supporting an invasion".

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

TulliusCicero posted:

Biden engaged in Insurrection?

Uhhhh, how?

It's literally "no, you"

That's all they have on anything Trump is accused of, just say the same thing back with no evidence, reason or argument.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Seth Pecksniff posted:

This is why you don't go on national television without being adequately prepped. The questions are obvious and you can rehearse canned answers to them

Also helps to have a helicopter running near by to mask how truly stupid you are.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





Jim has resting adultery face

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Seth Pecksniff posted:

This is why you don't go on national television without being adequately prepped. The questions are obvious and you can rehearse canned answers to them

It's on CNN. No one that matters will see it.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

HappyHippo posted:

It's literally "no, you"

That's all they have on anything Trump is accused of, just say the same thing back with no evidence, reason or argument.

Yeah the guy literally says "Oh so your guy can't do an insurrection but ours can??" Just absolute preschool logic.

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

Seth Pecksniff posted:

This is why you don't go on national television without being adequately prepped. The questions are obvious and you can rehearse canned answers to them

He just wasn't expecting pushback from his bullshit. Which it being CNN is valid.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



redshirt posted:

It's on CNN. No one that matters will see it.

I mean, I saw it--

OOOOHHH. :negative:

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

"Trump positioned to win as long as he doesn't lose these three states he's positioned to lose"

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

lol just give him Nevada Georgia and Michigan, not like those are contested or anything

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Gotta make it seem close for ratings. Trump already lost to Biden. He's a big loser. I hope he's on the ballot again, he'll make the GOP lose even harder in 2024.

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

kazil posted:

lol just give him Nevada Georgia and Michigan, not like those are contested or anything

The Michigan GOP is still doing the circular firing squad thing, it's really unlikely they'll be in any position to help DJT win there. I'd put the odds there less than PA.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

Nocheez posted:

Gotta make it seem close for ratings. Trump already lost to Biden. He's a big loser. I hope he's on the ballot again, he'll make the GOP lose even harder in 2024.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
https://twitter.com/antitoxicpeople/status/1744466717164876083?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

Dunno how serious this is but look at that Dick Tracy rear end villain.

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

:lol::lol::lol:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

BigglesSWE posted:

https://twitter.com/antitoxicpeople/status/1744466717164876083?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

Dunno how serious this is but look at that Dick Tracy rear end villain.

Just a reminder that

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

your better off just screaming BORDER or some stupid loving poo poo but it sounds like this moron is just parroting january 6th retoric.


BigglesSWE posted:

https://twitter.com/antitoxicpeople/status/1744466717164876083?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

Dunno how serious this is but look at that Dick Tracy rear end villain.

i wouldnt be surprised if it was one of those "only joking but seriously" type deals. who knows.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
The current electoral map has Biden needing to win 44 EVs out of PA (19), GA (16), MI (15), AZ (11), WI (10), NV (6).

He won all six of those states in 2020.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BigglesSWE posted:

https://twitter.com/antitoxicpeople/status/1744466717164876083?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

Dunno how serious this is but look at that Dick Tracy rear end villain.

Is that the bad guy from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

chaibat
Aug 21, 2008

Anders posted:

:lol:
Can you please keep posting these?

for sure, I’ll do anything for my beautiful son Mats Zuccarello-Aasen. I’ve gotten lol worthy ones from all the usual suspects — da vek, Chris Christie, Haley and now “TRUMP”

This was from October:

Yesterday, a hearing took place in our nation’s capital to decide whether or not Joe Biden can get away with imposing a GAG ORDER on his leading opponent – me.
The gag order was imposed – and our nation watched the First Amendment die a painful death.
There’s one thing I want to make very clear: this unconstitutional gag order isn’t ultimately about gagging me…
It’s an attempt to gag the American people and cancel out your vote.


GAG ORRDER!

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

Toxic Mental posted:

"Trump positioned to win as long as he doesn't lose these three states he's positioned to lose"



The real mission right now is not to win but to convince enough of the electorate that he SHOULD win. This way when he inevitably loses, there's a ready made case for whatever shenanigans come after. This is just providing evidence that the likelihood is so great that even the evil mainstream media admits I will win, so the "steal" is so much more opposite after. I'm willing to bet that insurrection is still in the cards.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



BigglesSWE posted:

https://twitter.com/antitoxicpeople/status/1744466717164876083?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

Dunno how serious this is but look at that Dick Tracy rear end villain.

Seems pretty legit to me

Lmao can Stone actually go to jail in 2024?

That would be hilarious

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost

FMguru posted:

The current electoral map has Biden needing to win 44 EVs out of PA (19), GA (16), MI (15), AZ (11), WI (10), NV (6).

He won all six of those states in 2020.

538's must recently listed poll says Trump +3 in Michigan (and Trump +12 in Iowa). Polls from last week show Trump +2 in Michigan, +8 in Georgia, +6 in Arizona and +1 in Pennsylvania.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!



sorry but Trump's already won

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


kazil posted:



sorry but Trump's already won

I'm proud to be one of the last 2 holdouts of sanity.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
Trump sure is lucky that absolutely nothing will happened between now and November that might sour the interest of undecided or flip-flopping voters.

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




BigHead posted:

538's must recently listed poll says Trump +3 in Michigan (and Trump +12 in Iowa). Polls from last week show Trump +2 in Michigan, +8 in Georgia, +6 in Arizona and +1 in Pennsylvania.

It's too early in the year for this :mildpanic:

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

redshirt posted:

Is that the bad guy from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

that's evil zippy the pinhead from bizzaro universe

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost
I always thought Roger Stone looked like Dr. Strangelove.

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TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Gas has dropped enormously, inflation is cooling, abortion remains the self imposed albatross along with anti-trans poo poo, the GOP continues to crusade against weed and porn and contraception in 2024...

What issue is a winning issue for the GOP?

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